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It's spooky season, decorative gourd season, and it's ALWAYS polyamory podcast season. On this episode: A Stubert slides in smooth for a very long-running sandwich metaphor on "DM Sliders," Next up, it's an "Ask the Amateurs" about feuding metas — the Threeagle are here to save your relationships, America! Finally, we've got a "Between Two Pervs" for a ballroom-dancing, dick-loving, violin-playing, Siberian Mar-a-lago dating coach who believes she's PERFECT for PolyAmateur Hour. We don't understand either.

The cutest and most dangerous polyamory podcast. On this episode: Frequently naked comedian Billy Procida joins the Threeagle for an equally naked "Is This Poly?" about Oliver Stone's "Savages" staring the world's largest mezuzah. But first! They ask "Monogamy RUOK?" when a Redditer bitches about his AI metamours. They don't ask AI. Plus, we've got an "Ask the Amateurs" where a Stubert asks how many partners is too many. Spoiler alert: a cult is too many partners.

It's the itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow, polka dot polyamory podcast. On this episode: No one asked for our opinions, but we've got so many to give. It's a "That Was Not a Question" about a fake influencer's fake polycule. Next up, an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to get your ex and your next to get along. Finally, it's a "My Own Poly Idaho" from a Liverpool Stubert who shows us that Brighton isn't the only game in town. Are you Scousers ready?

Beware our dastardly polyamory podcast! On this episode: The 'cule watches "Camp Miasma" and asks "Is This Poly?!" And if so, is it really "Camp OUR-asma"? Then, it's a "DM Sliders" about the joys and terrors — and golden PolyAmateur Hour classics — of New Relationship Energy. Can we come down now?? Finally, Daniel's got a "Bone to Pick" for when good comics make hack jokes about polyamory. We're only ugly when we won't date them, apparently.

The polyamory podcasts they are a-changing. On this episode: The inimitable Mx. Dahlia Belle returns! She sits her booty hole down to talk about the wonder and horror of mid-coital sheep noises on "Sex Bits." She sticks around to conjecture wildly and passionately about the late Dolly Parton's open marriage on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." But first! It's a "Shit Daniel Does" where the polycule accuses him of gas-leaking, and a "Reed Alert" for the great state of Arkansas. Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?

Open wide, it's a polyamory podcast! Choo-choo! On this Episode: Once again, we must ask, "Monogamy RUOK?" So we interrogate a Playboy/incel article that can see no possible reason why women don't date exclusively hot soulless jocks. Bonus segment! We break out the Dating Industrial Complex inbox and real awful email subject lines for a game of "Monogamy War." Next up, it's "Ask an Amateurs" about how bisexuals get visible. Surprise! They are hot. Finally, it's the segment feared and loved by every online dater: "Unhinged." There may or may not be a math-based pickup line.

Funny, we don't look like a polyamory podcast. On this episode: The great Wynde Priddy, producer of The Greatest Generation, returns for her annual shenanigans. This time, she answers the call of the Stuberts for an "Ask the Amateurs" about coming out to conservative relatives via... memoir? After she gives out the good vibes, she sticks around for the bad. It's a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" featuring the worst of Las Vegas: radical pubic shavers, a couple looking for a racist massage, and the titular hot Italian frank. But before all that, we've got a "Shit Daniel Does," a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and a "Sex Bits" featuring both tongue improv games and crow play. Prepare yourself.

But you, Stuberts, deserve a wet mermaid and a sloppy polyamory podcast. On this episode: It's a "DM Sliders" that invites Daniel out for super-chill hang-gliding sesh. Then a Stubert Kool-Aid Mans into the pod with a "Bone to Pick" about Murderbot's pronouns. (Spoiler: They are Murder/Bot.) Still more? Yep. Nichole has a "Crazy Sexy Poly" wherein she resists her inner RFK Jr and cuts her self-hate red string. Last but not least, it's a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" about a couple in search of martial arts disciples and sea turtles (for probably nefarious purposes). Support our nonsense at https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour and make it recurring, why doncha.

It's a polyamory podcast, NOT a Star Trek podcast, except today, when it's a polyamorous Star Trek podcast recorded (mostly) from Las Vegas. Who even are we? On this episode: It's a marathon "Star Trek: Booty Roster," where our best podcasting buds Open Pike Night are forced to draft a polycule from the characters of "Strange New Worlds." But first! Need some updates on the Pet-a-cule? It's a "Story About Our Dogs." Next, it's a recap of Star Trek Las Vegas hijinks on "Crazy Sexy Poly." And of course, we have to do our Klingon-court mandated community service with an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to get deprogrammed, get polynated, and get your booty on the floor tonight (make my day). Support us on Ko-Fi to enable Daniel's newfound unemployment: https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour

How many polyamory podcasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but not this one, we're too tired. On this episode: We got a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" in service of our free-use God, relaying all the hot Presbyterian news. Then it's an Ask the Amateurs about giving your nesty bestie the short end of the stick, and not in a good way. Finally, we actually watched a new movie! It's our "Is This Poly?!" on "The Invite." Still, we're late to the coverage feeding frenzy. We told you, we're tired!

It's the 100th episode of the little polyamory podcast that could. And did! On this episode: Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! And they're ready to settle the beef once and for all. Their weapon of choice? Musical theatre, of course. Then the Threeagle and Big Multi go deep for a "Monogamy RUOK?" about how the Dating Industrial Complex is trying to make "micro-cheating" a thing. (It's not a thing.) But first! The 'cule opens the mailbag to take jingle requests on "DM Sliders," the segment where we snack on your love.

On the full moon, the polyamory podcast transforms into a COMEDY polyamory podcast — with songs! On this episode: It's a heartwarming, brain-melting "Crazy Sexy Poly" about Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding — complete with TWO Battle Women, as per tradition. Then the Threeagle reaches in the mailbag to reveal an unsolicited press release that threatens AI sexual armageddon (or celebrates it?) on "Between Two Pervs." And finally, a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" except it's an INSTAGRAM PROFILE? The horrors.

It's too darn hot. Chill out with a tall glass of ice cold polyamory podcast. On this episode: The Threeagle heads back to Planet Burning Man for a "Murderbot" reunion (and pottery classes) on "Is This Poly?!" They open up the ledger and put Daniel on a budget when a Stubert inquires about financial entanglement on "Ask the Amateurs." Finally, they face the Swill of the People (Magazine), and a legion of cuckophobes, on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Drink up!

We'll take messy polyamory podcasts for 1000, Alex. On this episode: Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade buzzes in to talk breaking Jamie Ding's historic streak — and the perils of poly publicity (salacious!). He sticks around to play three grueling rounds of "Jeopoly!" Don't worry, everybody wins at the game show orgy. Next, the 'cule tries to untangle a "Poly Mindf**k" born of texting (a hotbed for mindf**kery). And then? And THEN? Laurel and Nichole pull a bait and switch on Daniel, calling in a legion of love for his very own "Spit Toasting." The nerve! Contact us at polyamateurhour.com Support us on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour

There's only one polyamory podcast that breaks every maritime law. On this episode: Genevieve of Chill Polyamory drops in and stays on brand — i.e. chilling out, maxing, relaxing all 'cule. First it's a "Practical Poly" for her poly-super-hero origin story. Then it's an "Is This Poly?!" for the queerest of all pirate media (high bar!), "Our Flag Means Death." But first! The Threeagle rolls out a good ol' fashioned "Crazy Sexy Poly" of wholesome gratitude, and a "Monogamy RUOK" of unwholesome Tim Allen psychology. Buckle up, chucklef***s.  Support us on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/polyamateurhour