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Soon after bumping into old friend Jack Harkness, Martha and The Doctor head off to Malcassairo, a distant planet where an old professor will do anything he can to keep his people alive. Meanwhile, Connor mentions his timeline spreadsheet, while Rob contemplates who else is immortal? Witness Team TARDIS survive the Futurekind and face an old enemy in "Utopia".

Sally Sparrow receives a cryptic message from the Doctor about a mysterious new enemy species that is after the TARDIS. Meanwhile, Connor and Sam discuss what holds this story in such high regard, as well as the changing eye colour of one Billy Shipton. Witness the birth of the Weeping Angels as well as some timey-wimey shenanigans in "Blink".

In 1913, Martha watches in jealousy from afar as The Doctor learns what it is to be human and to fall in love with the local school nurse, Joan Redfern. Meanwhile Connor makes fun of the villains' croissant guns, while Rob draws comparisons to the original novel. Witness the Doctor and Martha face off with some shape-shifting monsters and sentient scarecrows in "Human Nature" and "The Family of Blood".

Join Connor and Rob as they play 20 questions and guess the character they have on their board. Play along or listen to these two men rack their brains whilst they try and filter through decades worth of television in "Doctor Who am I?".

On a spaceship headed straight for the centre of the sun, the Doctor only has 42 minutes to save Martha and the ship's crew from an inevitable doom. Meanwhile Connor and Charlotte discuss the logistics behind the "superphone" and who is the tallest Doctor. Witness a sentient sun and its murderous vendetta against our heroes in "42".

With little choice but to give in to their demands, the world's authorities begin to round up the children of Earth for the 456. Meanwhile, Connor gushes over Peter Capaldi's performance, whilst James deludes himself into thinking that Decker was the villain all along. Witness Gwen fight for the children's lives, and Jack become ultimately unredeemable in "Children of Earth: Day Five".

The famous Dr Lazarus has appeared to discover the secret of eternal youth, but do his experiments hide a sinister secret? Meanwhile Connor and Rob are more preoccupied with talking about Spider-Man and The Sound of Drums. Witness the Doctor and Martha battle a relic from humanity's potential past in "The Lazarus Experiment".

Torchwood finally learns of the events of 1965. Meanwhile, Connor and James make reference to current day politicians and wrap their heads around Captain Jack's morality. Witness Britain become a rogue state and the 456 destroy its old allegiances in "Children of Earth: Day Four".

The 456 announce, "We are here," as the eyes of the world turn to Britain. Meanwhile, Connor and James discuss the cons of sex after beans. Witness a pillar of fire descend upon London and Torchwood fight to protect their own families, in "Children of Earth: Day Three".

Torchwood Three is gone. Meanwhile Connor and James get sidetracked with Family Guy impressions. Witness Gwen, Rhys, and Ianto run for their lives, as Jack experience absolute horror in "Children of Earth: Day Two".

When all children on Earth stop and start chanting "We are coming", the Torchwood team investigates.  Meanwhile Connor and James argue over who is, in fact...the oldest man. Witness a global crisis and political upheaval in "Children of Earth: Day One".

The Doctor and Martha land in 1930s New York, where the local homeless population are disappearing. Meanwhile, recovering fan James pokes fun at the name of the Daleks' case material, while Connor questions Solomon's leadership. Witness humans becoming hybrids with Daleks and pigs in "Daleks in Manhattan" and "Evolution of the Daleks".

The Doctor takes Martha to New Earth, where she is kidnapped by two carjackers and taken to an underground Motorway, where the remainder of humanity on the planet live in perpetual gridlock. Meanwhile Connor relishes in nostalgia, while Charlotte continues to judge Martha's pining. Witness humanoid cat-people and mindless crab monsters in "Gridlock".

The Doctor takes Martha to London in 1599, where William Shakespeare is launching his new play. Meanwhile, Connor and Charlotte realise celebrities actually have personal lives outside of their professions. Witness Martha get shut down, and witches try to take over the world in "The Shakespeare Code".

The Doctor, along with hundreds of civilians, is transported to the Moon when an entire hospital is inexplicably relocated. Meanwhile, Connor and Charlotte discuss where an inexplicable vase came from, and what it means to be human. Witness a rhinoceros police force, and a blood-sucking Plasmavore in "Smith and Jones".