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Denis orders Pizza Hut at 2am and gets scammed, and Mark explains what a U-Haul lesbian is. After the break, Denis and Mark get into Andrew Scott's spitting scene in It Gets Worse, the "right in front of my salad" meme, and Denis's doomsday kit (three days of water and a wind-up radio). Also this week: sun lamps and porridge, tipping in the rain, the sexy Halloween cats and the pantomime stars who aren't really there. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The new UK porn law lands in two weeks, and Denis and Mark need answers: what happens to stepbro, and is "daddy" still allowed? Meanwhile, Mark got his Botox topped up and has been banned from blow dries (and riding), and Denis finally watches Sex and the City for the first time. Also this week: Tim Tams and Nigella's new Bake Off gig, which biscuits are gay (a Wagon Wheel is a lesbian), Dorothy's, the new lesbian bar, and its comment section, the olive scene and the old liquor room and the Wicked video everyone remembers. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis leaves Lisa at the back of a Ryanair flight, shares his foolproof trick for the seat lottery and finds out what lives under the seats on the dirtiest plane in Ireland. Meanwhile, Mark heads to Dublin for a big national media moment that may or may not survive the edit. Also this week: why voice notes should be a jailable offence, A complaint from Anthony, no Nut November and the NoFap superpowers, the YIB inbox receives its first piece and what on earth is Locktober?. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fresh from the live show, the boys thank the fans who flew in from Cork, and Denis tries to retire his automatic handshake. Meanwhile, Mark finally got a TV licence, just in time for his first ever episode of Celebrity Traitors. Plus, Tom Ford is sending men down the runway in thongs, and Mark tries to talk Denis into giving one a go. Also this week: Denis's three razors and the rarest plug on earth, space gays vs over-it gays, no hot water at Denis's, the neighbour who carried a turkey up the road and Miso's new box. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark spends a break from his tours eating IKEA meatballs, stumbles into a Tom Holland lookalike competition in Soho Square and brings news of an East London celebrity barber who now cuts hair with no clothes on. Meanwhile, Denis's hairdresser flat out refuses to cut his hair, and he reads Mark Dolly Alderton's reasons to have a boyfriend. Also this week: tonight's live show (a dishy chef, a grand piano and a surprise number), Denis's diesel car, what fancy dress actually does it for people, Halloween costume disasters, from Florence and the Machine to a nun and coming out and Gen Z. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis discovers Troye Sivan, the boys return from their big day out with the London beavers and Mark receives possibly the most important celebrity follow of his career. Also this week: the surprisingly complicated sex lives of bats, Mark nearly causing a cycling accident, Bosco, gay dating advice and first-date escape plans. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis returns from Turkey with tales of extortionate airport prices and a boat trip where one particularly confident woman made it very difficult for him to concentrate on the scenery. Meanwhile, Mark is back from Japan with presents for Denis and reveals that he accidentally caused the downfall of a lovely couple in the health spa. Also this week: gay names, Turkey's £23 Big Mac, Instagram noses, holiday proposals and rich older ladies. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A few weeks ago, Denis told Mark three completely unbelievable stories and was accused of making the whole thing up. This week, he returns with photographic evidence and unfortunately for Mark, the stag do story was very, very real. Meanwhile, Mark discusses why some of the gays just can't bring themselves to be happy for Tom Daley. Also this week: meeting listeners in the wild, straight people at the seaside, guest bedroom sleep tests and lying on the floor. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis has had enough of London's questionable summer hygiene and thinks it's time we all started showering properly. Meanwhile, Mark sets up a nice couple with two big American bears. Also this week: hugging your colleagues, Mark leaving his big boy job, holiday couples making friends, Turkish party buses and speed-dating success stories. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis has a theory that Mark chooses his men seasonally: suave international guests and lighter pieces for summer, before returning to something a little sturdier and cuddlier for winter. Meanwhile, after more than a year immersed in the community, Denis has some notes for the gays. Also this week: Mark's trip to Japan, BIG beaver update, watching the eclipse with the gays, the horrors of British gardens and Denis painting little men. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark suffers a nosebleed while relaxing with a friend in his bed. Meanwhile, Denis meets one of the most famous celebrities on planet earth before nearly getting himself cancelled talking about Furries. Also this week: luscious locks, chicken pumpers, buses keeling over, hotel shenanigans and 24 Hours in A&E. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Due to a recent surge in straight women fancying Mark, he starts wondering if bisexuality might finally be on the cards. Meanwhile, Denis is openly advertising for a wealthy sugar daddy to bankroll the podcast, after sharing three absolutely unbelievable stories that leave Mark convinced he's making the whole thing up. Also this week: apple crumble, beavers in London, going to Japan, stag dos and ring bearers. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Denis spill the beans on their sell out gay speed dating night, which ended in romances, sleepovers and shenanigans under a table. Actually lots of shenanigans under lots of tables. Denis contemplates everything. Also this week: booths, Mark's shuttle bus service, A big one in the toilets, straight man jealousy and A licence to operate big machinery. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis and Mark talk about the local Irish characters that once ruled their towns. Oh, and Mark has a new handbag and he's absolutely thrilled about it. Also this week: barbs' retirement, Michael Tierney, the Bumblebee, Mark's ghost tour days and nosebleeds and geese. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Was the World Cup halftime show a mass hallucination? Unfortunately not, and this week the boys pick it apart while Mark puts up a stalwart defence of his queen, her highness, Madonna. Also, Denis nearly died. Also this week: traffic reports, dormer houses, cleaning windowsills, drinking diesel and limescale remover. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices