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Tonight on  Murder, She Wrote! A man called Sam breaks into a house where the boss who recently fired him has been suspiciously shot dead. Sam desecrates the scene by stealing $10,000 from the dead man, and using the murder weapon to vandalizes the house by shooting into the windows and the walls, causing thousands of dollars in damage. And then he steals the murder weapon and throws it in the ocean, which is one of the only pieces of evidence that can help catch the killer. 30 years later, a mystery writer shows up to the same home, harasses the murder victim's son. And then shows up to a retirement home and berates his mother, who is dealing with dementia. Hasn't the Jarvis family suffered enough? When will the injustices end for this poor son and his poor mother who just wants to see her husband's old rose garden one last time? This is a horror movie. We ask the important questions. Why are the flashbacks greased up with vaseline? Was that a sex joke from a pregnant clown? Did he want to show his father's murderer his toys? Why are they eating potatoes and pink gravy? But I thought the old lady dropped the gun into the ocean in the end? Is that a Swoosie Kurtz drag queen?  Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Today on Murder, She Wrote! Cindy is just a little slip of a woman. She’s so short and petite. But more than that, she’s an idiot. She has fallen for an absolute lump of a man with a strong jawline and maybe three brain cells. Can Jessica get down on her knees look her directly in the eyes and help her to see the error of her ways and possibly find a little bit of self worth? Probably not. We ask the important questions. Is that the padlock from a 7 year olds diary? Is she the human form of a pack of cigarettes and a rodeo clown? Is there a more flammable robe? Is there a special opener just for pickle jars? Why is she Oprah hollering? Do modern hobos steal shoes? Today on Murder, She Recapped!  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote. Grady Fletcher is being haunted. No, not by the ghost of his old boss, Captain Caleb, the Fish Stick King. No, not by the ghost of Preston Giles, the publisher he sold Jessica's first book to. No, not by the ghost of Elizabeth Roberts, the fiancée of the Lila Lee executive he tried to get a job from. No, not by the ghost of his Uncle Frank Fletcher. No, not by the ghost of his Uncle Carl, who is a clown at a traveling circus. Grady doesn't care about any of those ghosts. Grady cares about the ghost who steals his sandwiches. We ask the important question. Did a muppet steal that sandwich? Should they look into the man that brought a can of paint to work? Have you ever spit shined felt? Would a gay man flirt with J.B. Fletcher? Is his toupee on backwards? Why is she on all fours at work? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Today on Murder, She Recapped! Jessica is nowhere to be found. Is this some sort of bookend episode? This time YOU ask the important questions! What’s Mark and Laura’s favorite episode? What would the Murder, She Wrote and Golden Girls crossover have looked like? What do we think about the Murder, She Wrote reboot? How did Mark and Laura meet? What character would they want to be? This and much more, today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! It’s fall in Cabot Cove. There is a chill in the air and it's the season for corduroy. This weather makes people want to reminisce. Jessica can’t help but think about Frank and the many items left around her that remind her of him every day. And Amos Tupper can’t help but look back at his own childhood and see himself in a local boy. But there is no real time for that, because the OTHER big celebrity that lives in Cabot Cove is dead. So Jessica is back on top. Let’s focus on that.  We ask the important questions. Are there two books in Cabot Cove? Is his haircut a two at a times? Speaking of clothes? One of them doesn't know her name and the other one doesn't know her name? Girls serve dinner, but women commit murder? How does a child carry two ice cream cones on a bike? Does Carol suck at Guess Who? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! More of what was happening last week! Why are you here if you didn't listen to last week?!  We ask the important questions. I can see Sheboygan from my house? The scantily clad Scranton scampi? 555555555? She did a microfiche fashion research? He quizzed his housekeeper on sweaters? Do boxers have to live with their managers? Is that a slow pitch little league journalism trophy? What's a TV people? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Cosmo Ponzini had a shot at the big time. He was this close to, yeah, the title. But his promoter asked him to take a dive. As payback he was given a gym and a whole new career. Small trade off, right? People ask him if he hates his promoter for making him work so hard and then forcing him to miss his shot at the title. But he does not. That's just business. And Cosmo doesn't hate him. He just hates women.  We ask the important questions. What kind of Pub/Diner/Production of Hello Dolly is this place? He's correcting grammar AND glamour? What kind of cow scam is this? Shailene Woodley? Why is he just a big bag of cheese? You can take her to a back alley but she won't split the fare? Sheboink and sheblaster? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Recapped! On a trip to Denver Jessica learns that teddy bears are made with wire hangers. And the only thing protecting children from being blinded by these wire hangers are very strict safety regulations that make the arms of teddy bears completely tear resistant. But some toy makers don't care about those safety regulations. And it's up to a local drag queen to stop them.  We ask the important questions. Danger cheese? Is Steve totally useless? Does that office have a corner jacuuz? Is his hair made of Barbie bangs? Is the studio parking lot on an off ramp? Is that dress for a rodeo drag queen? Why does his killer cam walk like a muppet? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher is our pal. She's talking to us and hanging out at home in front of the fire. She's complaining about the electric company, like all our friends do. She's wearing fancy house shoes and a fancy nightgown, just like all our friends do. We're having a friends night, because we're friends. All while strangers solve a murder.  We ask the important questions. He gave his aunt sex shoes? When even is a Transacom? Should they have replaced him with BJ or with the Bear? Is this a lavender marriage? Is that her widow brooch? Is she wearing trash bag slacks? Is she a shit writer? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Leslie just wants to go to fashion school. And Leslie should go to fashion school. Leslie thinks dressing like a teacher from the old west, or perhaps a sailor in lederhosen isn't questionable. But what is questionable is whether she is a murderer or not. We don't know. But we do know she should go to fashion school. We ask the important questions. Did you gasp? Is that a bike bell on a ceiling fan pull? Is Mona a pervert? Why is he getting his meat paws all over that necklace/bracelet (choker?!)? Why is Grady doing caricatures at the crime scene? Did she have her freckles removed in Paris? Counting tuba fours? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Murder Takes the Bus takes a plane! And it's all Bert's fault. Pearl from Diff'rent Strokes always knew there was something odd about her dog, Bert. Don't let his little pink hair bows fool you. Bert is special, and Bert gets crazy ideas. Pearl could never trust Bert alone at some kennel while she was on vacation in London. He's just not that kind of a dog. Then one day Bert started talking nonsense about smuggling and knitting bags. Will Bert's scheme get Pearl and her husband locked up for good this time? We ask the important questions. He's a dead? Who left the corpse next to the beverage cart? Who would consider 3 million dollars valuable? She's never done an auto pilot research? The and or thorities? Were her lips stolen by the pickpocket?  Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher has no children of her own. A young poet has no mother of his own. This sounds like a match made in heaven. You'd think they would compliment one another and solve each other's problems. But you would be wrong. In fact, when they get together a man ends up dead and headless, money is embezzled, and children are calling the corners in a secret barn room. We ask the important questions. Is she wearing Belle's curtains? When are we? Does he have no interest in his own hobby? Was she, in fact, a teenage slut? Are there more horses than there are students? Was the note written in classic "no girlz allowed" font? Why does she open doors and immediately yell sentences at these children? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! When Jessica was a pretty young thing she was eager to try anything. She was brave. She was excited. She was even willing to try acting! She might not be good at it, but she was able to make up for it by painting one hell of a set. And she was able to paint that set so well that she caught the eye of a handsome young man named Frank. She was 30 years old. We ask the important questions. Does her suit jacket have a vagazzled peplum? Did she meet Frank five years after she married him? New slur alert? How is she in a Whitesnake video and also a Carol Channing costume? Did she do the show high on asprins? Did Jessica McGill set design a Broadway show? Baby Boy not back? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! An older newsman tries to fight back against a biz that's focused on chasing youth. But this time it's TV and not newspapers. So it's different.  We ask the important questions. Was that room sponge painted with a filthy mop? Perms and pads for Paula? Big bald comma ugly? Did they pack a hundred files on Jessica Fletcher? Is her hair a mini tornado? They did a research? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Mrs. Lovett, and Miss Hannigan walk into a bar. Also, Magnum PI is there. And did I mention that it’s in Hawaii? What the hell is even going on? We ask the important questions. Is there a break in the Magnum space time continuum? Did we finally get to see her eyeballin’ and pew pew’n? She’s not like a normal detective, she’s a cool detective? What’s he hunting and pecking on that turned off computer? Did they think she stole a gun, gift wrapped it, and gave it to some woman? Whatever happened to women in robes putting on jewelry? Why is his hairline a vertical triangle? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!