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Rating
4.9from
This podcast has
21 episodes
Language
EnglishPublisher
Mike Schubert & Sequoia SimoneExplicit
No
Date created
2025/06/30
Latest episode
2026/05/15
Average duration
56 min.
Release period
17 days
Description
A comedic advice podcast all about navigating life's awkward conversations. Hosts Mike Schubert (Potterless, The Newest Olympian) and Sequoia Simone (Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them) draw upon their own life experiences and call on subject matter experts to bring you the do’s and don'ts of tricky interactions. Scared to tell your roommate they’re messy? Dreading your next first date? These professional talkers (podcasters) are here to guide you through chats of both high and low yikes levels. Episodes release every other Monday, with video episodes on YouTube!
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Attending Your High School Reunion: Sequoia’s Mom Knows EVERY Person
2026/05/15
It's so stereotypically scary, but it doesn't have to be! Mike, Sequoia, and SEQUOIA'S MOM give advice about how to prep for and act at your high school reunion so that you can enjoy time with friends, chitchat with acquaintances, and humiliate your enemies!
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Telling Your Friend to Dump Him: Sharing is Caring, Gossip is Power
2026/04/30
This one has been sitting in our "topics to cover" document for TOO LONG. We're happy to finally help you help your friends help themselves and leave a bad relationship. Sequoia brings more of the expertise here, though Mike makes up for his lack of experience in this area with an elite on-the-road podcasting setup. Enjoy!
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Leveling Up Friendships: Be a Dad on Social Media
2026/04/13
Whether you are looking to turn an acquaintance into a friend or a friend into a VERY CLOSE FRIEND, Mike and Sequoia (as well as actual expert at this, Sherry) have got you covered!
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Weddings: Want Attention on the Dancefloor? Bring the Heat.
2026/03/24
It's another listener mailbag episode for a complex (and often awkward) situation, weddings! With so many angles to approach these events, we decided to answer every question our listeners submitted!
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Talking Money with Friends of Varying Incomes: Be the Hangs You Wanna See in the World (w/ Mel Rubin)
2026/02/25
It's time for another guest expert episode of Professional Talkers! Mel Rubin (@money.with.mel) joins Mike and Sequoia to help guide you through all sorts of situations where money comes up in conversations with friends! When your squad fits into a wide range of tax brackets, things can get awkward. BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO IF YOU FOLLOW OUR ADVICE!
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BONUS: Talking to Customer Service
2026/02/13
We've had too hectic of schedules to release of proper episode this week, but Mike had time to hop on the mic and discuss his advice and pitfalls when dealing with customer service when something has gone wrong in your travels/shopping/etc.!
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Talking to Someone You Secretly Dislike: Bring a Shark to the Party (w/ Sal Tamarkin)
2026/01/27
Another guest expert episode of Professional Talkers is here! This time, Sequoia and Schubes are joined by Sal Tamarkin to discuss how to navigate a conversation where you dislike the person on the other end, but they have no idea. We're here to help this conversation go not great, but just fine (which is exactly what you want!).
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Asking A Friend for Help: Should I Use My Legs or My Heart?
2026/01/14
Sequoia talks from actual experience and Mike talks from "shoulda, woulda, coulda" experience about how to humble yourself and ask your friends for help. It shouldn't be that scary! Your friends wants to help you! If they don't want to help you, they aren't your friends!
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Surviving The Holidays: Mistletoe? No. Missy Elliot? Yes!
2025/12/24
The holiday season can throw you so many curveballs that our best course of action was to do a grab-bag episode where both of us came up with advice on how to navigate our top holiday-themed yikes moments, and we closed it out by giving advice on suggestions from our Patreon! Wanna help with the production of the show? Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/professionaltalkers
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Leaving a Conversation: We Are Human, We Must Snack
2025/12/01
To celebrate our 10th episode, we're bookending our discussion from Episode 1 by teaching you how to GET OUT of a conversation! From things you can say to things you can do to things you can rely on, we've got all the advice to follow and pitfalls to avoid so that you won't have to resort to an Irish Exit.
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Explaining a Piece of Media is Problematic: Is Breakfast at Tiffany's REALLY Worth It?
2025/11/18
Uh oh, you have to break the news to your friend that the thing they like has some problems with it. Not sure of how to handle it? Feat not! The Professional Talkers, both of which started out as Harry Potter podcasters, have EXCESSIVE EXPERIENCE in this area. We've got ya covered!
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Breaking Up With Someone: Don’t Sugarcoat it, Don’t Sourcoat it
2025/11/03
Mike and Sequoia, no strangers to breakups, share their thoughts on how to best handle the situation when you are the one delivering the bad news. One of our Professional Talkers mainly has been broken up with, while the other has mostly done the breaking up. Which is which? LISTEN TO FIND OUT!
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BONUS: Writing an Email
2025/10/20
Life threw some lemons at us this week, but rather than make lemonade, Mike made a bonus episode about how to write an email! Whether it's for business, family, or friends, Mike's got the advice and pitfalls you may face when an awkward conversation goes digital. We hope you enjoy and we'll be back with Episode 8 in two weeks!
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Having a Difficult Conversation with Your Boss: You Can't Fire Rebecca w/ Elliot Davis
2025/10/06
Who better to bring on as an expert to discuss how to best talk to bosses THAN SEQUOIA'S OLD BOSS, ELLIOT DAVIS? I'll tell ya who, NO ONE! Added bonus, Elliot made the beautiful artwork for our podcast!
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Talking to THAT Relative at Thanksgiving: A Pro-Kids Table Podcast w/ Jeffrey Cranor
2025/09/24
We've got another expert in the mix, Jeffrey Cranor from Welcome to Night Vale, to help us with an essential (and accidentally timely) topic: having uncomfortable conversations with folks close to you at holiday gatherings, office parties, and the like!
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ARreads12 2026/04/27
Useful and Funny!
I used several pieces of advice from this podcast at a wedding last night and had an absolute blast! Thank you both for helping out this introvert!
Me my s 2026/02/06
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LexyGlitterveins 2025/07/20
Out of the Gate!!
This is exactly the kind of podcast my socially anxious little brain needs, and I am stoked for more episodes to drop. Practical do’s and don’ts for s...
Anne?? 2025/07/19
Great podcast
It’s a good quality podcast with useful advice
Theo<3333 2025/07/19
Already a banger
Always happy to support sequoia and Mike! So happy that she’s doing another pod. Although, I may selfishly ask, is there any chance we may see Kim as ...
Sweet•Girl💛 2025/07/18
Obsessed!!! 🤩
As an avid fan of Fanatical Fics, I was so excited to listen to Sequoia (and mikes) new podcast. So far, I’ve listened to the new episode twice, and c...
Wordgirl666 2025/07/14
You should listen to this
I am familiar with both the hosts from their respective podcasts so I expected to be entertained, but as a perpetually late introvert I also found it ...
I love all the bits except… 2025/07/14
LOVE YOU!!!
IM SO HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR THISSS!!
i love potterless TNO and FF
Not you. ME 2025/06/30
This podcast has 1 really good episode
it’s the trailer.
(this is the first review i think 😁😁😁)
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