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The dum dums are back from Mexico and Kristen is never going to beat the "Crazy Kristen" allegations. According to Stassi, Brittany is a MFing saint (we just think she's a MF's dummy - she's part of the problem.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

A discussion of all four franchises that aired this week. Karen throws a weird Color Purple-themed party, the New York women are STILL on Moskito Island; Mary is not f*cking around with the Salt Lake City women; and Heather can't find a buddy in Tokyo OR Organge County. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram, Tik Tok and YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And PLEASE rate and review us so we can find our people. WE NEED YOU!  Come hang as  @illtakeapinotpod  covers #vanderpumprules  #teammomsbabseball #rhop #rhony  #mcbeedynasty #rhoc #rhoslc #summerhouse #rhugt #inthecity #summerhouse and #houseofstassi #newstanfordprisonexperiment

Today we're doing it all. Sundi, Jeff, and Emilie are together to download on the good, the messy, and the deeply unhinged of the week. We're dishing hot goss, swapping recommendations, and offering our very considered opinions on everything from Vanderpump drama to whatever else has had us talking. Come hang.Find us for vintage VPR on Wednesdays  and Fridays.

Lisa & co made through the soft opening and to the grand opening. We caught sightings of the old crew - Sandoval, Schwartz, Lala - and a lot of on-camera action for the season 12 dum dums. LVP's celeb crew, Sharon Osbourne, Lance Bass, etc, were in attendance and we watched Gigilo's Bar transform into "sexy relaxation" or whatever other adjectives Lisa uses to describe her bars.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

The dum dums are still in Mexico and because there is nothing else to to in paradise, Jax has to make up a rumor based on the arrangement of two outside pillows. Havoc ensues.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

Netflix's new show takes up a 50 year old experiment in which volunteers are sent to prison, some are guards and the rest are inmates to see examine situational dynamics and behavioral choices among the participants.  It's 60 Days In meets Married At First Sight (because 3 watchful experts comment on everything going on) and it sh*t gets real, real fast. We love a prison show.  Come hang as  @illtakeapinotpod  covers #vanderpumprules  #teammomsbabseball #rhop #rhony  #mcbeedynasty #rhoc #rhoslc #summerhouse #rhugt #inthecity #summerhouse and #houseofstassi

Lisa Vanderpump is opening up a hotel in Vegas and there is so much to get done, and not a lot of time to do it in. And if you don't believe me, just watch and they will say it a hundred more times. This is the first two episodes of the three-episode series.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

Inexplicably Brittany plans a trip to Mexico for Jax's birthday and while there, we learn Lala uses a baba, Scheana's Adam-foolery is exposed and they do a lot of activities. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

Sundi and Nolin are venturing into some true crime! We are starting off with the Christa Pike Murder. She just survived TWO lethal injections. Lets get into why she was convicted! Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

Our Potomac ladies are back. Karen is home with her new found street cred, Tia'a marriage is breaking up and Dr. Wenddy is (maybe) jail-bound.  Come hang as  @illtakeapinotpod  covers #vanderpumprules  #teammomsbabseball #rhop #rhony  #mcbeedynasty #rhoc #rhoslc #summerhouse #rhugt #inthecity #summerhouse and #houseofstassi

The dum-dums head to Mexico where Brittany is working real hard for a man that hates her, Jax has an imaginary job offer in Tampa in a "hockey environment" and Lisa Vanderpump continues to hold the Toms' hands.  Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

Sandoval, once again, is on the wrong side of history as he defends a questionable man, Billie Lee is happening and Scheana is California-schemeing.    Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

Today we're doing it all. Sundi and Jeff are together to download on the good, the messy, and the deeply unhinged of the week. We're dishing hot goss, swapping recommendations, and offering our very considered opinions on everything from Vanderpump drama to whatever else has had us talking. Come hang.

More fighting, more yelling, less baseball and zero resolutions. We've come to the end of the the freshman season of Team Moms. I'll miss it, Nolin... not so much. Watch, listen, and find visual aids and poor decisions at @takeapinotpod on Instagram and on YouTube. Questions, complaints, and hot takes go to [email protected]. And please leave a review so more people can suffer through this with us.

Some of the dummies head to Vegas with Lisa and the other dummies are preparing for Lala's showcase. Either way, they all need alcohol awareness training.