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Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week we’re joined by none other than our favorite comedian in the whole world, Mr. Hugh Howser, who shows up dressed like the head of the PTO and immediately takes the whole episode off the rails. We start with how nobody in this room loved Halloween as a kid, and then it gets worse (better?) from there. Riley takes us through sleeping in his grandma’s sewing room under an 8x10 portrait of a man named Stan, on a 42-year-old mattress with a dip in the middle big enough to need disaster relief. Hugh tells us how his housekeeper walked in on him and the two of them screamed, then danced to mariachi at 6 a.m. Then we spiral into rooster decor, Highland cows with bangs, country maternity photo shoots, gender reveal parties, and why a British child saying “Father Christmas” is enough to end us. Somewhere along the way, we discuss the jacket potato lady and her flawless spoon technique, a 2 a.m. Waffle House run, putting anything on earth between two pieces of bread, and why we will never, ever sign up for a car wash membership. Then Hugh pulls back the curtain on 22 years of celebrity weddings, how he went from event planner to one of the funniest people in Nashville, and the story of the department store he ran out of his bedroom at seven years old, complete with a cash register, inventory nights, and a no-return policy. We also get into our dream jobs (flight attendant, usher, bank teller), our love of a landline, a $600 plate of pig foam, and our upcoming trip to Sandals. Basically, we’re taking over a Golden Corral, running a department store, and talking about everything except anything important. If you’ve ever been cornered by a car wash kiosk, been haunted by a portrait over your grandma’s guest bed, or secretly wanted to be an usher at the performing arts center, this episode is for you. Love y’all. Bye!   Thank you to these sponsors: Füm: Visit https://tryfum.com/bloodline and use code BLOODLINE to receive a Füm Topper with your purchase. ZBiotics: Go to ziotics.com/banter and use code BANTER.   LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected]   Landon Mauk: Instagram - https://Instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell   Hugh Howser: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/hughhowser/ Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/hughhowser111/ Website - https://www.hughhowser.com/

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! It’s episode 40, which is apparently a whole pregnancy’s worth of us running our mouths, and this week we’re doing it with tequila shots at an 8:30 a.m. charity breakfast, a spontaneous road trip to Georgia, and a Christmas tree already up on the kitchen counter. We kick things off with why we’d rather scrub our baseboards with a toothbrush than step foot in a haunted house, followed by Aunt Denise’s phone call that left us wondering if you should always check the dryer before you hit start. (The cat is fine. Mostly. Probably.) Then we get into assembling a balcony chair and feeling like we could build an ark, why we both failed math, and our deep love of a good PowerPoint. Somewhere along the way, we debate whether you really need to dress for success, why a southern woman doesn’t leave the house without her lip liner, and our very strong feelings about pimple patches on the food industry, dogs in the grocery store, and the Cracker Barrel gift shop being the closest thing to heaven on earth. We also announce that we’re taking two shows to Nashville Comedy Fest on April 15th, tease a big announcement coming in the second week of November, and debut our brand-new Bloodline Q&A, where we cover ideal days of eating, our most overrated vacation spots, and the great Dancing With the Stars debate. Cousin Council is back in session, too, with a rock-solid answer for the girl with the cheating baby daddy and a very clever bathroom-accident cover-up that deserves an award. Basically, we’re doing a lot of talking and not saying anything important. If you’ve ever wanted to call a motivational speaker’s bluff, been mad at a Walmart shopper’s Chihuahua, or just want to see what happens when the Cracker Barrel gift shop hates to see you coming, this episode is for you. Love y’all. Bye!   Thank you to these sponsors: Steward: Go to https://withsteward.com and use code BLOODLINE10 for 10 percent off. That's withsteward.com, code BLOODLINE10.   LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected]   Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter! This week, we have a familiar face back in the studio! By popular demand, Skylar Oxford is joining us again, and you already know things are about to get out of hand! We’re recapping our trip to New York City, seeing ourselves on a Times Square billboard, and why we might not be cut out for big-city living. Between a questionable Uber driver, some unforgettable sights in Times Square, and an airport experience that nearly sent us over the edge, we've got plenty to unpack. We’re also talking about blocking exes on every platform imaginable, the good old days of Wii Sports and Club Penguin, flying Teslas, and why Siri might be losing her mind! But that's just the beginning! Skylar has a few things to get off her chest, including what happens when somebody crosses, and why certain people should be nervous if we three ever write a book. We also get into some questionable dating decisions, the lengths we'll go to when somebody blocks us, and a few confessions that probably should've stayed off the microphone. Let's just say some people might want to keep an eye on their Cash App! And somehow, in true Bloodline Banter fashion, we end up debating ranch dressing, Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes, Southern comfort food, and whether a meal replacement actually counts as a meal. We're taking a trip down memory lane to Vacation Bible School, discussing our plans for a Teddy Swims concert, and sharing enough unpopular opinions to keep everybody talking. One thing's for sure, with the three of us together, no topic is safe! If you’ve ever blocked somebody and still had a few things left to say, missed the good old days of Nintendo Wii, or found yourself in a conversation that went absolutely nowhere but covered everything, this episode is for you!   Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit cowboycolostrum.com/banter  Füm: Visit https://tryfum.com/bloodline and use code BLOODLINE to receive a Füm Topper with your purchase. Steward: Go to withsteward.com and use code BLOODLINE10 for 10 percent off. That's withsteward.com, code BLOODLINE10. LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected] Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell Skylar Oxford: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sj.oxford/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@sjxoxo Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@skylar.oxford

Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re catching y’all up on everything happening in our lives as we settle into our new places, get back into our routines, and embrace a fresh new chapter! We’re talking about everything from our sleep schedules and the little things that come with moving to friendships, everyday experiences, and all the random thoughts that have been running through our heads lately. Of course, we couldn’t get through an episode without going down a few rabbit holes! We’re getting into grocery store adventures, the science behind fat cells and why they apparently never really disappear, and some hilarious conversations about the things we all experience but don’t always talk about. Somewhere along the way, we manage to turn the most ordinary topics into full-blown discussions, complete with plenty of laughs, stories, and our usual unsolicited opinions. If you’ve ever been excited about a fresh start, found yourself overthinking the simplest things, had a grocery store experience worth telling everybody about, or just love a good conversation that goes absolutely everywhere, this episode is for YOU! As always, we’re so thankful y’all choose to spend part of your week with us. We love y’all so bad it hurts, and we’ll see you next week for another episode of Bloodline Banter! Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Cure Hydration: Go to http://curehydration.com/BANTER and get 20% off your first order with promo code BANTER. Amble Health: Curious about NAD+ therapy? Learn more through a convenient online consultation with a licensed healthcare provider. If prescribed, treatment is shipped directly to your door. Visit joinamble.com/banter to see if NAD+ therapy may be right for you. LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected] Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re in the middle of moving, barely packed, throwing half our apartments away, and somehow still making time to run out mouth about everything else going on in our lives. We start with our hatred for Halloween and why we’d take a fall festival, apple cider, and a hayride over haunted houses and giant skeletons any day. Then we’re still trying to process the fact that y’all SOLD OUT all three of our first-ever live shows in Huntsville and wondering where Bloodline Banter might need to show up next. Somewhere along the way, we get into naming sourdough starters, Riley accidentally eating the cow he bottle-fed as a kid, the dumbest dogs we’ve ever owned, and why hanging up a modern phone will never be as satisfying as slamming down a landline. We also get into our refusal to ever switch to Samsung, grandparents discovering Facebook, watching the same episode of Gunsmoke for the 400th time, our very strong opinions on which burner of the stove is superior, and an unnecessarily passionate conversation about oysters. Basically, we’re moving, losing our minds, and talking about everything except anything important. If you’ve ever hated Halloween, judged somebody by the color of their text bubbles, or had a favorite burner on your stove, this episode is for you. Love y’all. Bye!   Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at [email protected].   Thank you to these sponsors:   Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter.   MASA Chips: Ready to give MASA a try? Go to http://MASACHIPS.com/BANTER and use code BANTER for 25%   Remi: Go to http://shopremi.com/banter and use code BANTER to get 50% off your new night guard with Remi Club.   LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected]   Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re asking the questions nobody else seems concerned about — like what NBC is doing studying our fridges, why people are dressing up as wildlife and wandering around fields, and who exactly decided how Social Security numbers and phone numbers get picked. Naturally, that sends us down a rabbit hole involving Dollar General and the realization that numbers literally never end.    We also establish an important boundary: Landon loves you for having pets… but if you own a reptile, you might be pushing it.   PLUS, the secret is finally out — Bloodline Banter is going LIVE! We’re talking about the live show announcement and how crazy it is that we’re finally taking this thing to the stage.   If you’ve ever questioned where your Social Security number came from, wondered if numbers ever actually end, or currently have a lizard staring at you from across the room… this episode is for you. Love you, bye!   Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at [email protected].   Huntsville, AL Show Tickets: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/bloodline-banter-podcast-live-huntsville-levity-live-tickets/14333774   Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for 50% off all memberships. ZBiotics: Go to ziotics.com/banter and use code BANTER for 15% off your order. LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected] Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, Riley and Landon are back with a whole lot of opinions, very little patience, and absolutely no plans to mind their own business. From engagements that last longer than the actual marriage to unspoken prayer requests that are really just an invitation to gossip, the cousins have a few things they need to get off their chests.   Riley relives the trauma of accidentally drinking unsweet tea, and has officially had enough of paper straws dissolving in his Diet Coke. The two agree that Jesus is in the saving business, but they're in the spending business.    Plus, Southern church prayer chains, Christmas decorations going up before Thanksgiving, and the unspoken rule that every household must have at least 400 Walmart bags stuffed inside one Walmart bag. Throw in a little Cousin Counsel, some questionable life advice, and a few arguments that nobody asked for, and you've got another Thursday with the cousins.   If you've ever needed the Lord to answer a prayer but also needed to know exactly what happened to Debbie and her husband, this episode is for you!   Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at [email protected].   Thank you to these sponsors: Cozy Earth: Head to http://cozyearth.com and use code BANTER for an exclusive 20% off on home and sleepwear.   Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter.   Füm: Visit https://tryfum.com/bloodline (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa1FKM3Q5RUtuaTlKWFhtR2l2UU5JLU96RlRNUXxBQ3Jtc0trQTdpcm5oVVZLYjA3UU5YbEpuTGlOOXV1YmZaVDZOVDhhcVRWVUFIYnBNR3hNTUdPcUlGR01BTjJVem9xT0xicUFvcUpJcTl1a2ltLWRpb1VMQXRnVHl0YzBtZU5ocTkzSVhwMlpfTDNGZXkyS2I5Zw&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftryfum.com%2Fbloodline&v=mmd16scynO8) and use code BLOODLINE to receive a Füm Topper with your purchase.   ZBiotics: Go to ziotics.com/banter and use code BANTER for 15% off your order.   Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for 50% off all memberships.   LET'S GET SOCIAL:   Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected]   Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re coming in hot after scrapping an entire episode, and apparently that was all it took for us to completely lose the plot. We start with Landon preparing for a potential trip to jail over a forgotten ticket—mugshot merch, wanted posters, and a bail-out plan already in the works—only to find out the whole crisis could be solved with $200. From there, Riley has officially joined the Tesla cult, soup season is threatening every ounce of weight-loss progress we’ve made, and one trip to Walmart sends us into a full-blown discussion about children running wild and the way we were raised. Somehow we also find time to discuss Sydney Sweeney, why Sonic needs to bring back roller-skating carhops and the two-guys-in-a-car commercials, our lifelong dreams of Dancing with the Stars, terrible car names, why sprinkles ruin perfectly good desserts, and the absolute chokehold Southern injury-lawyer billboards have on the interstate. Then we get into cheaters, liars, karma, tables that always turn, people who have officially exhausted every ounce of our patience, scared drivers, Riley’s introduction to interstate driving, and why Todd Chrisley may be one of the greatest trash-talkers to ever walk the earth. Basically, if you’ve ever forgotten something important, hated a sprinkle, panicked while merging onto the interstate, waited patiently for karma to do its job, or realized halfway through a conversation that you have absolutely no idea how you got there… this episode is for you. Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at [email protected].   Thank you to these sponsors: MASA Chips: Ready to give MASA a try? Go to http://MASACHIPS.com/BANTER and use code BANTER for 25% off your first order. Cozy Earth: Head to http://cozyearth.com and use code BANTER for an exclusive 20% off on home and sleepwear. Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter.   LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected]   Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, the one and only Danae Hays is joining us, and buckle the hell up because this one goes everywhere Danae takes us back to her small-town Alabama roots, tells us how the legendary Sharon Jean came to life, and explains why her girlfriend Jen is still trying to make sense of Southern phrases like “used to could” and “tumped it over.” We get into growing up in the South, homemade banana pudding, college softball, one unforgettable trip to church that somehow involves Nick Saban, and why Milo’s sweet tea apparently has powers nobody warned us about. From there, the conversation goes completely off the rails. We swap some of our most ridiculous Southern stories and somehow end up talking about horse energy healers, hallucinations, Ambien nightmares, questionable million-dollar inventions, Southern church culture, Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson, and a breakfast strip club that absolutely nobody asked for. Basically, put three Southerners in a room with microphones and eventually somebody’s going to say something that probably shouldn’t leave the room. If you’ve ever said something that makes perfect sense in the South but sounds absolutely insane everywhere else, this episode is for you. Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at: [email protected].   Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for 50% off all memberships.Remi: Go to http://shopremi.com/BANTER and use code BANTER at checkout for 55% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save until the end of August Cure Hydration: Go to http://curehydration.com/BANTER and get 20% off your first order with promo code BANTER   LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected]   Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell   Danae Hays: Tiktok -  https://www.tiktok.com/@danaehays Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/danae.hays Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/danaehayscomedy Website - http://www.danaehays.com

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, our best friend Kiersten joins us for an episode that goes completely off the rails — and casually drops the news that she’s leaving Nashville and moving back to Texas. Before we can properly mourn the friendship, we have bigger problems to address: apparently she doesn’t like sweet tea, cornbread, collard greens OR chicken casserole, so naturally her entire Southern identity comes into question. We recap church homecoming, the mountain of casseroles that got us through the service, our night at the Grand Ole Opry, and the absolutely miserable Texas trip that ended with a 4:30 a.m. airport run, somebody throwing up and somebody else desperately needing a bathroom. Kirsten also gives her uncensored assessment of our personalities, joins us for Bloodline Brain Check, and takes a seat on the bench for Cousin Counsel — where fake friends and one absolutely unhinged monster-in-law are brought before the court. If you’ve ever gone to church for the potluck, questioned somebody’s Southern credentials, survived a trip with your best friends, or had an in-law who desperately needed to mind their own damn business, this episode is for you. Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for 50% off all memberships. Amble Health:  Curious about NAD+ therapy? Learn more through a convenient online consultation with a licensed healthcare provider. If prescribed, treatment is shipped directly to your door. Visit joinamble.com (https://joinamble.com/) to see if NAD+ therapy may be right for you. ZBiotics: Go to ziotics.com/banter and use code BANTER for 15% off your order. LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected] Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell Kiersten Newman: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kierstennewman_?utm_source=qr Amazon Storefront - http://amazon.com/shop/thetravelingtrendsetter Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@kierstennewman_?_r=1&_t=ZT-99P8wONXcVB Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/kierstennewmann?mibextid=wwXIfr&rdid=Y71jTAgO1VEhbXzV&share_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2F1PGywV7HGS%2F%3Fmibextid%3DwwXIfr

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where absolutely nothing was planned and somehow everything became a topic. This week, we’re bouncing from why the Smoky Mountains are basically Vegas for Baptists and the absolute robbery happening at the gas pump, to childhood reading logs, school lunches, cartoons, fast-food burger rankings, and why nobody has 35 minutes to caramelize an onion.   We also get into Walmart refusing to accept Apple Pay, questionable childhood punishments, pronunciation crimes at Mexican restaurants, self-care days, and the very real problem of having to behave in public because apparently people actually recognize us now. And, naturally, the episode ends with a story involving a bar, a Grimace Bomb, and the possibility that Landon got thrown up on.   If you’ve ever lied on a summer reading log, considered a horse and buggy because gas is too damn expensive, or realized halfway through a story that maybe it shouldn’t be told publicly… this episode is for you.       Thank you to these sponsors:   Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for a 7-day free trial plus 50% off your annual membership. Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Füm: Visit https://tryfum.com/bloodline (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa1FKM3Q5RUtuaTlKWFhtR2l2UU5JLU96RlRNUXxBQ3Jtc0trQTdpcm5oVVZLYjA3UU5YbEpuTGlOOXV1YmZaVDZOVDhhcVRWVUFIYnBNR3hNTUdPcUlGR01BTjJVem9xT0xicUFvcUpJcTl1a2ltLWRpb1VMQXRnVHl0YzBtZU5ocTkzSVhwMlpfTDNGZXkyS2I5Zw&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftryfum.com%2Fbloodline&v=mmd16scynO8) and use code BLOODLINE to receive a free gift with your Journey Pack.       LET'S GET SOCIAL:   Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected]   Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re running on no sleep after spending nearly 24 hours at the hospital waiting on Landon’s sister to have her baby—and somehow eating our way through half of Chattanooga in the process. We recap the chaos of the waiting room, the birth, and everything that happened during one very long day. Then we get into grandparents feeding squirrels biscuits, people from our hometown who cannot stay out of jail, the absolute scam that is adulthood, our distrust of bathroom locks, and why doing laundry might be one of the worst household chores ever invented. We also take a turn into true crime and share our very unqualified opinions, theories, and questions about the Lindsay Clancy trial before putting our remaining brain cells through another round of Bloodline Brain Check. If you’ve ever spent an entire day waiting on a baby, eaten your feelings out of boredom, stalked your hometown mugshot page, questioned every decision you’ve made since becoming an adult, or avoided a pile of laundry like your life depended on it… this episode is for you. Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at [email protected]. Thank you to these sponsors: Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for a 7-day free trial plus 50% off your annual membership. Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Rock The Country: Get your tickets for Ocala on 8/28 and 8/29 today at http://rockthecountry.com to see Brooks & Dunn, Jon Pardi, Lauren Alaina, Blake Shelton and more! LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - mailto:[email protected] Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re all over the place in the best way possible. We kick things off with Riley’s completely unhinged dream involving Canada, a Ferris wheel, some famous friends, and somehow our old high school guidance counselor before taking a trip down memory lane to talk about what we were actually like in high school—and the advice we’d give anyone having to survive it now.   Then we get into the real issues facing America: kids running wild in Walmart, whether August is too early for fall decorations, being absolutely sick of sweating, and why we’re already ready for chili, chicken and dumplings, flannels, and weather cold enough to require a jacket. From there, things naturally spiral into sardines, cucumbers, pickled pig feet, TikTok Shop taking over our For You Pages, and why not everybody with a phone needs to become a salesman.   We also give a little life update on everything happening lately. We’ve officially started vlogging, we’re banking mukbangs and extra content for our upcoming Patreon, and apparently we’re one conversation away from booking a completely unnecessary trip to the Bahamas. Landon is also getting ready to become an uncle, complete with a Louis Vuitton push present for his sister and plans to turn the hospital waiting room into a catered family reunion.   And because we’re physically incapable of staying on one subject, we get into questionable hibachi restaurant health scores, blue-rare steak, Riley’s inability to sit still without tapping, clicking, shaking, or fidgeting with something, and about fifteen other conversations we had no business getting into.   By the end of it, we’ve solved absolutely nothing, offended several food groups, planned a vacation we haven’t booked, and somehow made a case for turning a labor and delivery waiting room into a church fellowship hall. Just another productive week at Bloodline Banter.   If you’ve ever wanted to hear two people go from pickled pig feet to hospital catering to a spontaneous Bahamas vacation without finishing a single thought in between, you’re in the right place. Grab a snack, get comfortable, and thanks for hanging out with us! Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at [email protected].   Thank you to these sponsors:   Remi: Go to shopremi.com/BANTER and use code BANTER at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save until the end of August.   Cure Hydration: Go to curehydration.com/BANTER and get 20% off your first order with promo code BANTER.   Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter.   LET'S GET SOCIAL:   Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/   TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/   Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter   Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162   Email - [email protected]   Landon Mauk:   Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk   Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/   TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@Landon.mauk   Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell:   Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Rileygmitchell3   Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/   TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Rileygmitchell   Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933   YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

If your family has ever claimed they could heal burns, predict babies, or cure warts... this episode is for you. Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week we're swapping some of the wildest Southern family stories we've ever heard including our cousin, who could actually talk the fire out of a burn, our Granny that could rub warts away, and the old pencil-on-a-string trick that somehow always seemed to predict whether someone was having a boy or a girl. Some people call it witchery, we call it a gift from the Lord. We also revisit one of the scariest childhood moments we've ever experienced after a gas heater accident left Landon looking like the bottom of a brick oven pizza. We pitch a couple of million-dollar invention ideas, recap a night out on Broadway in Nashville that got out of hand faster than expected, and somehow end up in a heated debate over food. We reveal exactly how we make a Totino's pizza by absolutely burying it under layers of provolone, American cheese, and mozzarella until it barely resembles the pizza that came out of the box, and we defend a family lasagna recipe that's guaranteed to divide the internet. Whether you're here for the unbelievable family stories, million-dollar ideas, questionable food opinions, or just looking for a good laugh, this episode has a little bit of everything. Grab a snack, get comfortable, and thanks for hanging out with us! Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at [email protected]. Thank you to these sponsors: Morgan and Morgan: If you’ve ever been injured, and need real legal help, you can check out Morgan & Morgan, America’s Largest Injury Law Firm. For more information, head to forthepeople.com/banter. This is a paid advertisement Amble Health: Curious about NAD+ therapy? Learn more through a convenient online consultation with a licensed healthcare provider. If prescribed, treatment is shipped directly to your door. Visit joinamble.com to see if NAD+ therapy may be right for you. ZBiotics: Go to ziotics.com/banter and use code BANTER for 15% off your order. Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter.   LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - [email protected] Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where our life advice is free for a reason and our luck on the interstate is somehow even cheaper. This week we're talking about the piece of metal that flew off a semi and absolutely destroyed Landon's car, why an ordinary drive turned into an interstate demolition derby, and whether moving to Franklin might actually be worth the headache. We also recap our trip to an antique shop that felt one exorcism away from being shut down, where every room seemed more haunted than the last and we're still not convinced we didn't accidentally bring something home. Plus, we get into what it really takes to make this podcast, why putting out two episodes a week is a lot harder than some of y'all think, and an idea we've been kicking around to let you in on even more of the behind-the-scenes chaos. Then we each reveal the seven things we think are actually worth spending your money on, call out a few purchases we think are a complete waste, somehow discover there are still basic facts we definitely should've learned in school, and answer everything from surviving your first cruise to handling a significant other with road rage and whether Oklahoma deserves all the hate it gets. And of course, make sure you stick around for a deeply unqualified but wildly confident advice segment known as Cousin Counsel. Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at [email protected]. If you've ever had your day ruined by somebody else's stupidity, defended an expensive purchase by calling it an investment, or realized your confidence and your intelligence don't always arrive at the same time, this episode is dedicated to you. Thank you to these sponsors: Morgan and Morgan: If you’ve ever been injured, and need real legal help, you can check out Morgan & Morgan, America’s Largest Injury Law Firm. For more information, head to forthepeople.com/banter. This is a paid advertisement Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Remi: Go to shopremi.com/BANTER and use code BANTER at checkout for 55% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save until the end of August Cure Hydration: Go to curehydration.com/BANTER and get 20% off your first order with promo code BANTER.  LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Email - [email protected] Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell