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It’s Halloween. This year, why don’t we be each other? I am you, you are her, she is me. Today we each take a crack at being the other two and quickly discover two things: 1. Kristin is a secret genius at doing impressions and 2. unshackled by the burdens of being ourselves, all three of us are willing to say things that we may never be able to take back. And in a way, isn’t the unfiltered honesty of your best friends sometimes the scariest thing of all? If that doesn’t scare you, this episode has also got needles, razorblades in candy, the actual witches who may or may not have lived in Dave’s hometown, Benny’s OCD childhood obsession with Austin Powers, and an ending that some would consider truly shameful. Happy Halloween and thanks for watching. We respect you!   What happens: 0:00 teaser 0:25 spondylitis 1:37 needles 3:04 autumn memories 4:53 trick or treating 6:35 the witches in dave's hometown 8:43 razorblades in candy 9:17 favorite costumes 10:12 benny's austin powers streak 11:34 are commercials good anymore 12:39 favorite halloween treats 14:51 we should've dressed up 15:20 why don't we be each other 16:30 acting like each other 21:45 acting like each other version 2 30:06 even more acting like each other 33:57 massage complaints 34:44 dave's inner child 37:22 a great ending Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Willie's is the #1 Green Infused Beverage in the US with over 350,000 happy customers and 1M+ bottles sold. Order now at drinkwillies.com and use code FKS for 20% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95. Or use the store locator to find Willie's on shelves near you, like your local Total Wine store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam Scott is a man who pulls off comedy and drama at a level that’s so high it’s unbelievable. Well, today he came over and he really left his mark. For starters he has a calm energy that gave us a calm energy, which gave Reggie a calm energy. And he sits in a way that no guest on this show ever has, which was thrilling. Along the way we learn whether he carries existential dread, how he and Ben Stiller linked up, and challenge him to a folding competition. He also takes us through the whole timeline of his friendship with Paul Rudd, whether his kids can beat him up, and what it was like being a struggling actor for 15 years balancing on dental floss. At the end he puts 5 drops of medicine in Dave’s ear. Thanks for watching us hang out with Adam Scott! We respect you! What happens:0:00 intro0:21 reggie1:11 yeti3:22 adam scott arrives3:40 teaser4:01 adam scott loves laundry5:26 panties6:12 adam's password7:15 the first guest to sit like this7:34 why adam seems like he's our age9:25 does adam carry existential dread13:49 folding competition14:46 packing15:09 what type of pajamas is adam wearing15:51 no underwear story17:00 unpacking debate19:35 the perfect amount of time for a vacation20:09 is adam a planner20:59 working with your spouse22:57 our first full episode with reggie24:11 can adam's kids beat him up24:48 stepbros26:17 pulling off comedy & drama at such a high level27:04 when dave came to the severance set28:45 adam's next comedy project29:25 pandemic31:59 swimmer's ear awareness33:08 ben stiller33:43 brad's status34:24 how adam & ben stiller linked up35:33 escape at dannemora36:00 the whole timeline of paul rudd37:08 being a struggling actor for 15 years38:59 what a loyal and good friend paul rudd is39:50 almost getting six feet under40:40 the coming together of a career42:03 does adam have imposter syndrome43:16 does dave have imposter syndrome44:00 adam's reaction to "dave"44:58 benny screen testing for "dave"45:58 jon hamm thinking benny was an actor46:33 lil wayne thinking dave wasn't a rapper47:20 flavored grates48:27 drinking49:27 complete control54:06 mushrooms55:16 adam puts the drops in dave's ear56:59 reggie held up Show socials:https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecretshttps://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecretshttps://www.x.com/FKSpodcasthttps://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials:www.youtube.com/@bennyblancohttps://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRaphttps://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.instagram.com/lildickygramhttps://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblancohttps://www.tiktok.com/@lildickyhttps://x.com/ItsBennyBlancohttps://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=enhttps://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/FKS and use code FKS and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup!  Willie's is the #1 Green Infused Beverage in the US with over 350,000 happy customers and 1M+ bottles sold. Order now at drinkwillies.com and use code FKS for 20% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95. Or use the store locator to find Willie's on shelves near you, like your local Total Wine store. Thank you to Olipop for sponsoring this episode. Buy any two cans of Olipop in store and they’ll pay you back for one. Any flavor. Any retailer. Go to drinkolipop.com/FKS.  Thank you to Yahoo Scout for sponsoring this episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keke Palmer has range, and we’re not just talking about acting. Her taste in men goes from Michael Jordan to Adam Sandler. She can talk cognitive profiles, food deserts, shower sex, motherhood. She’s doing Pilates in the morning, and at night men are trying to flirt with her by biting the back of her head as their opening move. Actually she’s in school to become a Pilates instructor, which is good news for Dave who has recently been grappling with a glitch in his pelvic system. We also learn the shocking revelation that Pilates is named after a man named Joseph Pilates, which you have to admit is a very good last name for the thing. We love Keke. We love Lauren. Thanks for watching us hang out with Keke Palmer. We respect you! What happens:0:00 intro0:28 planning a trip to vegas2:30 keke arrives3:12 why is keke called keke4:30 benny's shoes5:12 dave's wedding ring5:35 has keke ever been married6:04 what's keke's type6:43 how much does physical attraction matter7:41 would keke date someone with the opposite personality8:23 building keke's perfect man10:01 are men intimidated by keke10:31 how does keke flirt14:08 where does keke meet men16:10 dating someone who already has kids16:27 does keke want more kids17:10 a man bites keke's head20:01 keke's dating life vs. work life21:02 keke's family22:16 favorite horror movies24:48 the deck problem25:55 taxes27:15 did motherhood come naturally to keke28:05 working while pregnant29:16 losing your sense of self as a mother30:50 growing up in a food desert32:05 getting older33:00 keke's workout routine34:17 queefing during pilates35:14 what actually is pilates36:17 keke gives dave a pilates lesson38:25 the importance of spinal mobility40:15 hip problems41:42 dave & kristin's birthday getaway43:37 therapy & self-help44:36 understanding your thought patterns45:43 sleep routines46:16 keke's bath ritual47:35 what goes in keke's bath48:03 getting turned on by hot water49:17 did keke enjoy the experience50:00 that's a wrap Show socials:https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecretshttps://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecretshttps://www.x.com/FKSpodcasthttps://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials:www.youtube.com/@bennyblancohttps://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRaphttps://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.instagram.com/lildickygramhttps://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblancohttps://www.tiktok.com/@lildickyhttps://x.com/ItsBennyBlancohttps://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=enhttps://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For the first time ever, we take calls from people all over the world who need help finding love, keeping love, progressing love, spicing up love, and in one case, getting love to flush the toilet after 30 years of marriage. Today we answer all your burning questions: Is being real too early a problem, or is that how you find the right person? How do you know if you’ve found a forever Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez kind of love? How many instances of eye contact with your kickboxing instructor are enough before you actually have to speak to her? What is the ideal post-coital snack? And if your girlfriend is a Cancer, how do you love her correctly? Fortunately Selena happens to show up to coach Benny through his response on that last one. Please join us for this truly special episode. Realness is king! Thanks for watching. Thanks for calling. We love you! And we respect you. What happens:0:00 teaser0:25 benny & dave are unicorns1:43 are we qualified to give love advice2:50 meeting our callers3:37 is being real too early a dating turnoff10:56 the ideal post-coital snack11:58 pranking your partner15:11 how do you know if your relationship is forever17:02 kristin's relationship ultimatum18:29 how benny & selena became official22:16 having a crush on your gym instructor27:26 is it inappropriate to hit on your gym instructor28:33 do you have to stop smoking weed to find love30:21 benny met our caller in middle school32:05 using weed medicinally34:12 dave's relationship with weed35:53 how do you get your husband ralph to flush the toilet39:07 dating a Cancer woman44:44 going out on a double date Show socials:https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecretshttps://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecretshttps://www.x.com/FKSpodcasthttps://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials:www.youtube.com/@bennyblancohttps://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRaphttps://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.instagram.com/lildickygramhttps://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblancohttps://www.tiktok.com/@lildickyhttps://x.com/ItsBennyBlancohttps://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=enhttps://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bethenny Frankel says the things about celebrities that most people would say to their friends, except she says them on a public platform to millions of people. And after today we completely understand why people like watching her do it. She has a very strong sense of self, she’s not afraid to be who she is, and she’s extremely charismatic. Benny already knew all of this because his mom talks about Bethenny basically every day, while Dave came in knowing almost nothing about her with zero preconceived notions and very quickly realized he loved her too. Today we also discover that Bethenny created the skinny margarita, find out whether she capitalized on it, taste the very best chicken salads Los Angeles has to offer, learn how to make a supermodel snack, and attempt to determine whether Bethenny is in fact the Michael Jordan of Jewish women. And somewhere along the way, we became friends. (Hopefully this means we’re one step closer to visiting her at her beautiful home in the Hamptons.) Either way, thanks for watching. We respect you!   What happens:0:00 going to the hamptons with bethenny2:49 teaser3:17 planning the day with bethenny6:01 this is a funny group6:15 why bethenny moved to florida6:25 bethenny's life story in 60 seconds6:54 bethenny's marriages7:26 bethenny's relationship with her ex7:45 co-parenting8:20 how dave & kristin met8:39 sandy meets bethenny9:47 bethenny's comments about benny & selena10:13 bethenny learns what benny & dave do11:23 bethenny’s dating community15:15 bethenny's type16:08 does bethenny's man have to be rich17:45 how benny found selena18:31 sandy's dating dealbreakers19:03 are we best friends19:54 is this a reality show21:25 does bethenny regret things she says23:19 who can hurt benny's feelings23:39 bethenny’s comments about taylor & travis24:37 what is bethenny insecure about25:09 being unfiltered26:34 how famous is bethenny27:39 bethenny's social media explosion28:22 tiktok vs. instagram29:11 benny's first day on tiktok30:24 benny’s tiktok31:13 bethenny's voice32:24 the michael jordan of jewish women32:57 does bethenny's daughter think she’s cool33:41 bethenny's childhood34:35 drugs35:00 losing her virginity35:52 raising her daughter differently37:11 raising a teenager when you're famous38:34 bethenny's relationship with her daughter39:08 what did bethenny think her life would be39:47 going to 13 different schools40:17 bethenny's biggest turnoffs41:05 inventing the skinny margarita41:28 capitalizing on the skinny margarita42:21 favorite snacks43:20 benny doesn't fly44:20 benny's tour bus45:21 planning restaurants months in advance45:42 never breaking plans45:50 benny & selena's approach to punctuality46:37 dave & kristin's approach to punctuality48:55 vacationing with benny49:58 the chicken salad olympics52:57 finding the best chicken salad in LA53:29 making a supermodel snack55:29 that's a wrap   Show socials:https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecretshttps://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecretshttps://www.x.com/FKSpodcasthttps://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials:www.youtube.com/@bennyblancohttps://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRaphttps://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.instagram.com/lildickygramhttps://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblancohttps://www.tiktok.com/@lildickyhttps://x.com/ItsBennyBlancohttps://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=enhttps://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Willie's is the #1 Green Infused Beverage in the US with over 350,000 happy customers and 1M+ bottles sold. Order now at drinkwillies.com and use code FKS for 20% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95. Or use the store locator to find Willie's on shelves near you, like your local Total Wine store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

GaTa has been coming to this house since long before there was a show happening in it. And despite us knowing this man for years, there are apparently still major pieces of GaTa lore we were not aware of. Lil Wayne once woke him up from a nap and told him to get on a song. He has a song with Kendrick Lamar. He has considered shaving his head as an acting rebrand. He gives himself pep talks in the mirror. And now he’s a dad, which is especially meaningful to him because he never had one himself. Today we revisit the events that occurred one morning in this very house, just days before GaTa and Dave started filming DAVE, that could have ended everything before it started. We love GaTa. A man who has spent a lot of his life hyping other people up, but today the tables turn, as we get to hype up the world’s greatest hype man. Thanks for watching us hang out with GaTa. We respect you!     What happens: 0:00 gata's favorite foods 1:19 someone's here 2:00 missing a whole tooth type 3:37 would gata get a facelift 3:51 would gata shave his head 4:26 life as a working actor 6:28 gata beat the odds 7:15 the manic episode gata had in this kitchen 10:49 before his diagnosis 11:42 when gata found out he was bipolar 13:16 how gata got started with tyga 14:11 meeting lil wayne 15:01 song with kendrick 15:27 getting woken up by lil wayne to get on a song 16:25 gata's comeback 16:46 seeing tyga post-fallout 19:13 how gata & dave met 22:09 talking to yourself in the mirror 23:08 what's it like having a son 24:25 the hardest part of being a father 24:49 gata's cooking 25:11 pause 26:12 teaching kristin slang 28:49 the number game 30:23 the craziest thing gata has done for money 31:10 life on tour 32:22 tour fight with mike hertz 34:16 changing mike hertz's locks 34:59 learning from conflict 36:16 the umbrella 38:31 filming dave after the facility 40:09 crossroads 41:14 gata's current crossroads 41:28 is gata a good freestyler 42:54 gata freestyle 47:28 the best day of gata's life 48:08 the worst day of gata's life 48:27 gata's biological parents 50:42 gata's support system 52:08 paranormal activity 52:53 gata's last meal 56:08 actor to actor 59:46 gata's favorite episode of dave 1:00:53 dave's favorite episodes of dave 1:01:59 how gata cries on cue 1:03:32 did gata ever envision being an actor 1:04:25 gata's dream ten years out 1:05:19 a true guest of this home Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we are taking on the very important task of trying to find love for Benny’s mom, Sandy. We scoured Los Angeles for the cream of the crop, the very best single men over the age of 55 in this city. These are not actors. These are men. Men looking for love. And we have to say, we were blown away by this group of men. As for Sandy, she’s looking for someone responsible, smart, has a sense of humor, dedicated, loyal, and kind. Tall would be nice, but they don’t have to be tall. She wants a best friend. Someone to spend her time with. And maybe there’s a world where a man walks through the door and it’s just love at first sight. Honestly, him being able to walk at all is apparently a very strong selling point in Sandy’s book. In this episode eleven men come over, Sandy meets every single one of them, and we do everything in our power to let a love bloom. At the end of the day, it’s really just about human connection. Thanks for watching us try to find Benny’s mom a best friend. We respect you!   What happens:0:00 waiting for the men 2:08 teaser 2:29 the beautiful sandy 3:09 sandy's dream man 4:27 sandy's potential suitors 5:01 what sandy is looking for 6:31 sandy's dating history 8:00 preparing to bring out the men 8:39 bring out the men 9:17 meet the bachelors 13:29 speed dating begins 15:46 choosing the finalists 17:26 the sunflower ceremony 18:55 sandy's first 1-on-1 date 21:41 staying active as you get older 25:33 sandy's current dating life 26:18 sandy's second 1-on-1 date 26:48 photography 28:58 cooking & food 30:30 family & getting older 33:09 sandy's third 1-on-1 date 33:48 dating after divorce 35:08 experiencing life 36:09 favorite books & movies 37:27 comfort in silence 38:57 the boomerang penis 39:31 sandy's fourth 1-on-1 date 40:23 dating in LA 40:51 past relationships 42:10 clive's pasta sauce 43:33 a world of brilliance 46:43 sandy's final decision Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Helix Sleep makes premium mattresses and bedding that are customized to fit your personal needs, and conveniently shipped to your door. Go to helixsleep.com/FKS for 20% off site wide. Willie's is the #1 Green Infused Beverage in the US with over 350,000 happy customers and 1M+ bottles sold. Order now at drinkwillies.com and use code FKS for 20% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95. Or use the store locator to find Willie's on shelves near you, like your local Total Wine store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gwyneth Paltrow came over today and it turns out we have a lot of Gwyneth Paltrow-related questions. This is the woman who introduced the world to yoni steaming and conscious uncoupling. A woman whose impact on culture is so specific, and so memorable, that we actually spent $600 of our own money to acquire a discontinued vagina candle on the black market. Today Gwyneth answers all of our most burning questions: Why’d she start Goop? Did she start the weird celebrity baby name trend? And why can’t Dave get the caesar dressing placed directly inside his Goop chicken caesar salad wraps? To be clear, he’s nitpicking only because he’s so passionate about the brand. In fact, Dave is such a genuine Goop fan that he was already eating it before Gwyneth arrived, but wants all of you to know this is not an ad, even though Benny is apparently a Goop investor, which does feel like a minor conflict of interest on some level. Anyways, thanks for watching! We respect you!   What happens: 0:00 cometh gwyneth 1:52 hereth gwyneth 2:21 kristin & dave fell in love in this house 3:44 selena & benny's wedding 4:27 hey why's it called goop 6:53 starting the interesting celebrity baby name trend 7:52 dave's robot delivery experience 8:40 dave's one problem with goop 11:30 gwyneth realizes who dave is 12:39 favorite restaurants 17:40 NY food vs LA food 20:02 blending families 22:52 conscious uncoupling 26:42 gwyneth's parenting style 28:17 raising kids as a celebrity parent 29:37 dave's peeping tom experience 32:18 born with penis issues 35:43 hypospadias 38:45 yoni steaming 40:36 $600 vagina candle 45:21 dating brad pitt 51:08 public breakups 53:09 criticism & misperception 59:32 anxiety 1:01:31 does gwyneth smoke weed or drink 1:02:55 best treatments once you're in your 30s 1:03:49 fully goopified   Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/jspqdlgd #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.   Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You might know Julia Louis-Dreyfus from Seinfeld. You might know her from Veep. You might know her just by knowing her. To be fully honest with you, we were all a little nervous today because of how important this woman is to our lives. For Benny, watching Seinfeld was a religious experience every week. He used to have a dog named Larry David. Kristin used to watch Elaine every day for confidence. Dave is actually from the Seinfeld coaching tree of comedy. So really, even this show you're watching right now would not be what it is without Seinfeld existing. And one of the biggest inspirations for us was trying to capture that feeling of a group of friends just hanging out. Well, today Julia comes over and does exactly that with the three of us, and what can you say about that except it's an honor. We were all very starstruck but we think we mostly held it together. We love Julia! Boy are we thankful she came. Thanks for watching us hang out with one of our comedy idols. We respect you! What happens:0:00 intro 0:26 how we start it 1:11 julia arrives 1:41 dave's elaine portrait 2:17 keeping the wardrobe from your show 2:53 the second shirt button 3:22 what age do we seem like 4:15 telling your wife she's beautiful 4:42 watching seinfeld every day for confidence 5:21 benny's seinfeld constipation story 8:08 climbing the mountain 8:35 how women in comedy have changed 9:02 the seinfeld coaching tree of comedy 9:34 julia's review of "dave" 9:55 getting cast on seinfeld 12:26 did julia know seinfeld would be huge 13:03 this show wouldn't exist without seinfeld 13:56 sauce argument round two 17:27 have julia's kids ever made a sauce 18:14 julia is stunning and stylish 19:09 social media 19:44 becoming the most famous woman in america 20:18 friends vs. seinfeld 22:10 why didn't larry want to play george 23:05 what are the chances larry would do our show 23:19 does julia rewatch herself 24:42 married 38 years 25:07 scared kids are gonna rock our world 26:30 raising kids in LA 28:13 raising kids in the social media era 28:41 nursery on the set of seinfeld 32:03 raising two boys 33:01 what part of life is julia in 33:31 favorite desserts 34:06 getting through cancer 35:03 julia's work with the NRDC 35:45 questions about julia's name 37:00 favorite desserts part 2 38:09 working with james gandolfini 38:40 starstruck by mary tyler moore 40:13 lebron 40:39 julia's son playing d1 basketball 41:16 julia loves hiking 42:59 cooking 44:50 benny had a dog named larry david 46:16 is a dog a good segue into children 47:06 what can we steal from seinfeld 47:42 keeping up with the seinfeld cast 48:00 was there friction on seinfeld 48:16 filming in front of a live audience 50:05 were larry & jerry collaborative 50:56 the show about nothing   Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Thank you McDonald’s for sponsoring this episode. Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan Johnson is the longevity man. He has spent years measuring basically everything there is to measure about his body in an attempt not to die, and now he's brought his partner Kate Tolo over to measure us. This is concerning because we have been living very differently than these people. Bryan doesn't drink, doesn't eat at restaurants, goes to bed extremely early and has a list of 200 things that kill you in life. Kristin would like to know if she can still have wine and eat ten pounds of strawberries. Dave would like to know if sex holds value. Benny would like to know if Bryan ever sees another health man coming up behind him and wants to sprinkle a little microplastic in his smoothie. Along the way we eat a full Bryan Johnson meal, hear what prompted Bryan’s viral “just had sex with Kate” tweet, and find out how old Dave’s brain is (although he did smoke a little bit of weed beforehand, so maybe take the results with a grain of salt). The more we learn, the harder it is not to respect what these two are doing. Bryan has basically made himself the test subject for the rest of humanity, and Kate has somehow taken this extremely complicated human and put him in a comfy, confident, warm place where he can do it all. Thanks for watching and try not to die!     What happens:0:00 benny’s nutty professor foot 0:57 teaser 1:20 brian & kate come over 1:49 maximizing for fun vs. maximizing for longevs 4:21 a crash course in changing your life 5:31 microdosing penis pills 6:59 measuring nighttime erections 7:35 bryan’s live-streamed psilocybin experience 12:19 why bryan does this 17:08 is immortality really possible 19:56 ridding your body of all microplastics 21:34 does sex hold value 24:29 dave has a great touch 25:47 nipple rumors 26:30 sexual speed 27:05 is bryan competitive with other longevity guys 28:15 brain measurement setup 30:34 measuring dave’s brain 32:05 200 things that kill you in life 34:49 do bryan & kate ever feel like giving up 35:57 bryan doesn’t eat food from restaurants 36:50 what if humanity gets wiped out first 37:38 how bryan & kate met 39:48 how kate created bryan’s brand 41:17 how bryan & kate got together 45:54 dave & kristin’s first kiss 46:33 bryan’s sweet demeanor 48:33 kate is a masterpiece of a human 49:07 bryan before kate vs. bryan after kate 50:07 bryan’s “I just had sex with kate” tweet 50:29 being recognized 51:43 did bryan's mormonism precondition his brain 52:18 benny's willpower 52:40 therapy 54:35 has bryan got a six-pack 54:52 what about laughter 56:11 dave's brain scan results 56:58 bryan's open-mindedness 57:48 the next generation of bryan johnsons 59:44 does bryan want a cheese puff 1:01:36 top 3 things bryan misses 1:02:38 bryan's haters 1:04:33 dave shows bryan & kate a video 1:07:02 video reactions 1:08:38 ten out of ten Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Offered by FanDuel Prediction Markets LLC, a registered futures commission merchant. 18+. See terms at ⁠https://fanduel.com/predicts/bonus-offer-terms⁠   Download Cash App Today: ⁠https://click.cash.app/ui6m/jspqdlgd⁠ #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card.  Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You may know Jake Shane as an octopus reviewer. You may know him from his podcast & Netflix show Therapuss. And at least one internet commenter knows him as demon twink Labubu. Well, before today Dave had never met Jake and didn't know much about him or his past. But that’s all about to change. Before Jake leaves today, Dave will have tasted his first octopus tentacle, connected over the importance of “laying a base” before a big night out, and significantly expanded his understanding of modern gay sexual power dynamics. By the way, now that Jake is our actual friend we can personally attest that he is incredibly funny, cool, and very, very genuine, regardless of what that one internet commenter said. We also played rose and thorn. Thanks for watching! We respect you!    What happens: 0:00 intro 0:22 excited for shane 3:05 jake's here 3:33 hitting a pitch perfect note 3:55 jake's past with octopus 4:50 philly people 5:26 dave tastes his first tentacle 6:39 judging books by their covers 8:22 jake's dating life 9:12 dave wants to talk about being gay 10:37 top & bottom personalities 11:38 guess our sexual preferences 14:20 jake's dream man 15:15 the worst date jake had in LA 16:10 jake's best recent date 17:04 perfect man criteria 17:44 jake's double date 19:16 when jake interviewed selena 20:08 jake's dream guests 20:31 jake's confidence isn't real 21:20 are dave & benny sensitive 22:41 does jake read the comments 24:20 does benny watch himself 25:29 we're all gonna die 26:02 twink demon labubu 29:11 lebron, thank you 30:21 jake's perfect night out 35:04 jake's audition 36:48 jake's OCD 38:37 benny's OCD 43:10 adderall 44:12 dave's OCD 44:38 kristin's OCD 45:36 what color would jake say his hair is 48:53 vanity confessions 49:34 d**k made of nuts 50:32 roses & thorns & buds 53:31 actual friends   Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today for the first time in Friends Keep Secrets history, we've left the house and hit the streets, with the goal of convincing one random stranger to enter our home and be interviewed. Honestly we were not prepared for how many people said no. We just weren't completely psychologically prepared to deal with that level of rejection, especially in our own neighborhood during a heatwave. But in our darkest hour, something truly magical happened. The universe aligned. They say you should never get in a stranger's car, but today we did exactly that, and then we let that stranger inside our house. The afternoon that followed ended up exceeding our wildest expectations, as we were introduced to not one but two unbelievable new talents. So lock in and prepare for an unforgettable multimedia experience, and if you see us wandering around your neighborhood someday, consider stopping and letting us into your vehicle. You just might be our next mystery guest. We respect you!   What happens: 0:00 intro 0:26 searching for our mystery guest 3:20 dealing with rejection 5:05 meeting our mystery guest 5:33 convincing our mystery guest 6:14 welcome to home 6:45 who do you trust the least 8:04 making music with her best friend 10:17 LA film school 10:35 how natasha got into music 13:49 how natasha met bex 14:22 facetiming bex 15:44 we found the right people 16:18 what songs should we play 17:11 "blessed" world premiere 20:47 what to do with your body when you listen to music 21:35 "blessed" feedback 22:04 "dirty dishes" world premiere 24:09 "dirty dishes" feedback 25:12 what's the gameplan 26:36 best day of natasha's life 28:06 worst day of natasha's life 31:02 LA to oklahoma 32:04 kevin durant encounters 33:36 kristin's ideal celebrity acknowledgment 34:28 erykah badu acknowledgment 35:05 texting with andré 3000 36:38 hair talk 39:42 dave's old rapper voice 41:02 the first song dave ever put out 42:42 dave's music evolution 43:50 the universe aligned 44:36 handsomeness debate 45:50 we picked the right stranger 46:56 if natasha had the instacart order 48:32 group hug   Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Helix Sleep makes premium mattresses and bedding that are customized to fit your personal needs, and conveniently shipped to your door. Go to http://helixsleep.com/FKS for 20% off site wide. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is about the biggest questions there are. We’re talking God, souls, reincarnation, fortune tellers, aliens, death, consciousness, cults, the afterlife, atoms and jury duty. We may not have concrete answers to many of these questions because ultimately nobody knows anything, but it’s hard to deny that something could certainly be afoot. Much respect to all organized religions (though it shouldn’t ever cause war). Thanks for watching!   What happens:0:00 intro 1:02 the mail 1:51 jury duty 2:57 swearing on the bible 3:47 do you believe in Gawd 5:18 disasters & tragedies 6:16 fear of dying 7:51 did God create Jupiter 8:53 do you believe in heaven 9:47 judaism 11:40 dave's fortune teller story 13:35 benny's fortune teller story 15:02 the point of life 15:37 life outside earth 16:24 reincarnation 18:00 what are we supposed to be doing 19:41 starting a cult 22:04 dave's cult pitch 23:09 kristin's cult pitch 24:07 benny's cult pitch 26:27 atoms 27:10 do plants have consciousness 27:44 do dogs have consciousness 28:06 do insects have souls 29:02 God's data center 29:41 manifesting 31:18 the spirit chief 32:15 benny's fear of flying 32:38 free will & determinism 35:37 if benny died 36:50 hope   Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kenny G, our parents made love to thee. Honestly the smooth jazz station they did it to would not even exist without Kenny G. This man still practices 3 hours a day, he still has the hair, and today he woke up at 5:15am just to get his workout in before he came to our house. He can hold one note for half an hour without ever taking a breath. Does it require this level of unbelievable intensity to be this smooth? Or is this merely a man who has never truly tested his limits? Dave intends to get to the bottom of this, and many other things, on today’s episode. Thanks for watching us hang out with Kenny G. We respect you!   What happens: 0:00 intro 0:58 is kenny g's hair still good 1:50 smooth jazz impact 2:35 how kenny's first song blew up 3:47 the only guy who reminds dave of himself 4:18 explaining dave to kenny 5:20 explaining kristin to kenny 5:57 explaining benny to kenny 6:57 kenny's starbucks money 8:28 chatgbt 9:09 being called a dick for being factual 12:10 hoarding discontinued hair cream 14:04 kenny's hair commercial idea 14:55 kenny takes friendship slow 15:51 why rappers are ahead of the beat  17:41 practicing 3 hours every day 18:49 why kenny hates recording 20:16 the pressure to never miss 20:53 the best part of being friends with benny 22:21 kenny moistens the reed 23:27 is kenny addicted to practicing 27:21 is kenny the best in the world 27:37 organizing for fun 28:36 does kenny like stone 29:00 saxophone seduction 29:30 circular breathing 31:30 dave's h*tler d*ck 33:28 planning a future dinner 33:54 putting with kenny 35:09 super bowl commercial 35:28 dave burd, idea man 36:05 does kenny still get recognized 36:43 people magazine's sexiest man 37:24 is benny so ugly he's hot 38:29 being best friends with your best friend's partner 39:15 is kenny having fun 40:19 does kenny have a chip on his shoulder 41:23 do we stew 42:56 hashiba’s sax 43:23 does kenny listen to rap   Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap ⁠https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/⁠ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ ⁠https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap⁠   Thank you KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary, while supplies last. Tax, tip and fees extra. Offer includes 16oz popcorn chicken and 4 sauces.   Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got Wayne. The original, the godfather of everything we listen to, the ultimate intersection of lyricism and swag, one of the best rappers of all time no question. We’ve been waiting for this day so long we don’t even know what’s gonna happen, Benny's body might disintegrate. We have so many questions for this man. What was it like getting signed by Cash Money at age 11? Was Wayne the first Lil? Or at least the first big Lil? How did he record songs in jail, just, logistically? How did he discover Drake, what are the details behind that story? Does he ever feel like the chosen one? Who eats less healthy, Dave or Wayne? Why is the Sixth Sense his favorite movie of all time? What’s the real truth about ancient aliens? And why can't he look at milk? As a bonus we discuss best practices for crowdsurfing and Benny tells us about the time he was hospitalized by Eric Andre. Thanks for watching us hang out with Lil Wayne and Lil Twist. We respect you!   What happens: 0:00 intro 0:25 waiting for wayne 0:58 wayne arrives 1:40 has wayne ever sat when he rapped 2:23 getting signed at 11 5:31 benny's first mentor 6:18 being a recording artist while still in school 7:40 becoming a dad at 14 9:07 wayne's first car 9:21 wayne's second car 12:13 watching his son become a rapper 13:23 recording songs in jail 14:28 was jail ever scary 16:05 ancient aliens & the age of disclosure 17:03 j-rod the roswell alien 19:57 would you trade your life for all the answers 21:09 wayne doesn't sleep 22:42 how wayne takes a vacation 24:19 does wayne get anxiety 25:50 ideal sleep temperatures 26:33 the sixth sense 27:37 haunted hotel 28:41 wayne's diet 32:43 has wayne always felt like the chosen one 33:04 how wayne picks songs 33:40 influences 35:28 wayne's favorite rappers 36:55 signing drake 37:47 signing nicki minaj 39:28 how wayne approaches a feature 40:12 who decides what's a hit 41:19 the first big lil 43:25 did wayne ever get starstruck 44:55 meeting lebron at 16 46:09 wayne's obama speech shout-out 46:50 performing at the white house 47:29 forgetting the words 48:19 performing in saudi arabia 50:16 crowd surfing strategies 51:19 hospitalized by eric andre 54:14 skate tricks 55:56 getting your voice to cut through 57:00 doing every beat in the pack 57:51 how wayne builds a verse 59:50 the year wayne became the best 1:01:03 did wayne invent bling bling 1:01:25 the intersection of lyricism and swag   Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Thank you KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary, while supplies last. Tax, tip and fees extra. Offer includes 16oz popcorn chicken and 4 sauces.   Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only   NOCD is the world's leading OCD treatment provider. Go to http://nocd.com/friends to learn more about starting OCD therapy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.