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Jordan reads a letter she wrote to herself when she was 12 years old and she was really not happy with some girl called Maddie at the time. Naomi and Jordan pin their hopes and dreams on the Girls reunion/reboot/reawakening, read some texts between Jessica Chastain and Jeremy Strong, and talk about the times Selma Blair bit people when she WASN'T having a medical episode (of which there are plenty). Naomi refuses to talk about Biddy Blas, but she's fine talking about Jar Jar Binks... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kelly Clarkson's gone crazy trying to buy Molly and Aaron Sorkin's gone crazy with the self tanner. We promise to one day solve the technical issues plaguing us and are making steps towards a future where our cameras are rolling the whole time. The bit in the middle is where Jordan had to put her phone in the fridge to cool it down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a week where we're being bombarded with horrible news online, Naomi put Jordan in charge of topics and we talk mostly about rye bread and moths. But guess what... it was magic ❤️ Jordan tells Naomi who's starring in Woody Allen's latest movie and who Mariska Hargitay's mother is (mostly unrelated). Plus, we find out Jesus is a mustang. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Taylor Swift released new songs and a lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts is in shambles in a way that can only be described as CIA-adjacent, courtesy of a certain hijab-inspired secular accessorization. Never in recorded history have two women survived so many technical difficulties. If there's a subject in the tile that we don't discuss in this ep, it's because it's on the extended Patreon episode xx LOVE YOU ALL!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Jordan finally weigh in on the Ed Sheeran saga (his cameo in the movie Yesterday) and go on many tangents that stress Jordan out. Also, the CONverse CONtroversy, a burner account that may or may not belong to Channing Tatum, and the REAL reason Himalayan rock salt is pink. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lady Gaga is a mother, Shailene Woodley's in trouble for communicating in a healthy way, Sydney Sweeney's on the board of a sportsbetting company, and a muscular non-white baby may or may not have eaten a live mouse. It's all happening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode Jordan and Naomi are in a state that is hard to describe. We recorded this the day the trailer for the Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes doco came out. You can imagine how it had us riled up. We also discuss Earle meets world and the drama with Alex Cooper's UNWELL empire. Bit of Stella Lefty chat too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about Dolly Parton and the response to her passing, Olivia Rodrigo's Daisy Chain Festival, and Anne Hathaway's many crimes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan and Naomi are together again as they chat about Love is Blind UK, Kacey Musgrave's big sparkly balls and PLENTY MORE!! Love you xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HEADS UP! In this episode we discuss a murder trial that is making the rounds on tiktok and instagram. That conversation starts at about 30 min in to the ep and wraps up at 42mins 3 In this episode Jordan will treat you to her stitch impression. THE GALS ARE BACK! Naomi is feeling so much better.. We're talking about the Dobby grave, the D23 summit, some other shit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan invites you into the world of One Night Only and Naomi continues nophogust with gusto and determination. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode we talk about that new horny basket man movie, Wicker. We also catch up on cast members of The Valley and Vanderpump rules and Naomi is doing NOPHOGUST!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi mocks Jordan about her eyelash tint history. We get into a couple of RHOSLC divorces and talk about a new romcom coming out called 'one night only', LETS GOOOOOO! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan breaks news to Naomi that our queen Lexi has left Saint Satine! Naomi does gotcha journalism and we of course talk about jimothy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode, sponsored by Vyvanse, we chat about a lot of things. It kinda darts through a few subjects but Naomi did finally watch The Fellowship of The Ring 3 3 3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.