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Ron fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. Charles teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrsten Sinema and her boyfriend Donkey Kong. Patrick attends a legendary concert for five dollars. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona: https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp: http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records: https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List

Ron creates a new sliding scale for civil rights. Charles fails to draw an audience for his comedy CLE so badly that it causes an international pandemic. Bay attends a lewd comedy wine tasting with her parents. Patrick witnesses Volunteer Playground Coach Deano Bonano. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Bay: https://bsky.app/profile/baybayfriend.bsky.social  Grassy Valley: https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/1/  Bay Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/baybayfriend  Liezl Estipona: https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp: http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Windows XP SP3 Black Edition - 2015-09-12: https://archive.org/details/WinXPBlackEdition-150912 Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List

Charles interrogates Patrick regarding a potential harassment situation at his old job. Aaron is allowed to be serious for longer than we've ever allowed somebody to be serious. We try to calibrate the best amount of funny to be at work. The Back to School Beaver song has more profanity than you would expect. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Aaron: https://bsky.app/profile/kleinman.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List

Charles celebrates his 20th wedding anniversary. Andy has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable. Patrick's neighbor has an expansive collection of yard inflatables for every conceivable holiday and special occasion. Charles https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Andy https://bsky.app/profile/andylevy.bsky.social  Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List

We are reborn yet again as a legal podcast, sort of, as Ron goes 0-1 in his professional capacity as a lawyer, sort of. Charles is undermined by a client. Patrick's courtroom record, such as it is, is spotless. The podcast's anti-Buc-ee's sentiment is totally vindicated. It's the manly time of year! Time for sports, guys! Previous legal talk with Andy from ALAB on Episode 8: https://nohomework.website/posts/episode-8-i-dont-159761304 Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List

Ron hates Buc-ee's but explains how its presence benefits the truck stop ecosystem. Charles loves beavers and explains how their presence benefits the actual ecosystem. Jeb kills every business he touches and is made redundant by tort reform. Jeb: https://bsky.app/profile/mobute.bsky.social Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List

Patrick forgets about the existence of the Arizona Diamondbacks. Ron engages a new kind of hostile drunk stealth mode so he can go out the door he wants to. Charles listens in horror as he is unwittingly booked to perform on the Gen X Takeover Cruise 2027 Presented by AARP. Disclaimer: Even though we laugh at our idiotic past decisions, please don't drive drunk. It is easier to call a car now than at any time in human history. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List

Charles witnesses the single greatest individual performance in work meeting history. Ron applies the "just lay down" principle in order to successfully evade the police. Patrick receives unwanted emails about his big stupid head. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List

Charles beats the game of basketball. Patrick loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. Ron introduces us to "The Farter." We discuss the various kinds of goofballs and perverts in charge of youth sports. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0

Rax witnesses Italian behavior in the wild. Ron remembers possibly seeing a human skeleton. Patrick is conflicted, but angry, about Justin Long. Charles exploits a religious loophole to use the phrase "sucks off the dog" on Shabbos. We solve the mystery of the elusive chupacabra. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Rax King: https://bsky.app/profile/raxkingisdead.bsky.social Links to her Patreon newsletter, books and freelance writing at https://www.raxkingisdead.com/  Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0

Ron roots for his favorite numbers. Patrick earns a free year of human life. Charles is hung out to dry by StubHub and made to look like a giggling psychopath by a professional podcast. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0

Charles questions the efficacy of major spinal surgery, which Kath insists is "real." Ron commits brazen time theft at the Walmart garden center. Joe Rogan steals Kath's smoking alley and gives it to the furtive perverts of Kill Tony. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Kath Barbadoro: https://bsky.app/profile/kathbarbadoro.bsky.social  https://whatatimepod.com/  https://www.patreon.com/liecheatandsteal Kath’s show on July 17 is actually called “This Sucks” - Tickets at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/this-sucks-a-bad-comedy-show-tickets-1992461942305  Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0

Charles witnesses a near-catastrophe. Patrick witnesses several slapstick cliches, and also a near-catastrophe. Luke witnesses a legitimate catastrophe. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Luke: https://bsky.app/profile/lukeoneil47.bsky.social Ape Sh*t - Issue #1: The Bizarre History of the Service Monkey by Carrie McLaren is available for pre-order via OR Books: https://orbooks.com/catalog/ape-shit/ Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0

Charles visits Action Park and lives to tell the tale. Medieval Times visits Patrick's junior high school and hurts a child. Ron learns a valuable lesson about visiting theme parks while you can, and brainstorms a new career as a carnie. The boys discuss The Man Show's past, its legacy...and its future? Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0

Jelly Roll's impending divorce nearly makes Ron drive into a pond. Lauren's desire for forklift certification destroys thousands of dollars worth of water softeners. Charles allegedly tapes over a priceless original recording of an extramarital affair. Lauren: https://bsky.app/profile/lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com Batting Around: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BattingAround Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0