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From professional complainer and People’s Choice Award-winning comedian Matt Bellassai comes What The Heck with Matt Bellassai, a comedy and pop culture podcast about what the heck is going on, what the heck is happening, and all the things that make us say “What The Heck?!” Join Matt in the What The Heck basement as he aims his signature snark at the world, the internet, and himself every single week. New episodes every Thursday. @WhatTheHeckThePod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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Pilot Furries & Child Fight Club?!

2026/10/01

Among this week’s what the hecks: Hidden Valley unleashes “spooky” ranch from the hidden ranch reserves. A senator we’re convinced is a Dr. Seuss villain claims all pilots are furries?! And unfortunately, we do need to go to Covid conscious lesbian bar. Plus, Matt ends the centuries old debate on which candy bar to shove up one’s bum. Follow @whattheheckthepod on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠ and ⁠YouTube⁠. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Robotoilets Take New York City

2026/09/24

Among this week’s what the hecks: there’s a new American Girl Doll from Wisconsin, but we doubt this b*tch has even SEEN a cheese curd. Scientists low key hard launched a new cat?! And why didn’t you cowards tell Matt that there’s a prime minister living out a real life Heated Rivalry in the Netherlands?! Plus, Matt’s got a new enemy, and you better believe it’s the yellow manifestation of the feeling of great insurance. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Surviving the Ren Faire and Possibly An AI Apocalypse?!

2026/09/17

Among This Week’s what the hecks: bears are kind of everywhere right now?! Apple’s new phone is foldable but you CAN’T slam it shut. And did everyone know about Carvel’s Cookie Puss? Because we’re just finding out about this horrifying creature and we’re NOT happy about it. Plus, Matt addresses some feedback from you, our lovely Hecklers. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

No Furries at the Ren Faire, No Influencers at the Tennis Faire?!

2026/09/10

Among This Week’s what the hecks: running shirtless is illegal, I guess? Dyson’s got a new demon toothbrush that will take pictures of your soul. And apparently F1 drivers are actually super hot?! Did everyone know about this?!? Were we just keeping this information to ourselves?! Plus, Matt reveals an astonishing opinion about milkshakes. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Medieval Girl Fall, Pheromone Maxxing, and Throat Burrowing Bats?!

2026/09/03

Among this week’s what the hecks: El Niño is on her way, streaming services prices are too damn high, and an island sort of just up and disappeared?! Plus, Matt goes to the groomer. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Pooping Blueberries, Illiterate Boyfriends, and Killer Wild Boars?!

2026/08/27

Among this week’s What The Hecks: the diabolical number of books in some book series, hot water that makes you itchy (a very real thing that Matt’s definitely not making up), and losing fine as heck British actors to the cursed Harry Potter television program. Plus, Matt gets a little one maca, two maca, three Macarena with it. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Desecrating Dobby’s Grave, Stalking Peter Pan, and $20k Dorm Room Makeovers?!

2026/08/20

Among this week’s What The Hecks: D-tier underwear, the impending downfall of cheese based economics, and apparently we’re all bag boys now?! Plus, Matt avoids small talk at all costs. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Huffing Bleach, Heated Rivalry’s Ugly Ds, and Bird Man Revealed?!

2026/08/13

Among this week’s What The Hecks: dog and duck “friendships,” the fact that Arthur is an aardvark, and exposed feet at the dentist. Plus, Matt makes the Australian news! Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

“One Night Only,” Wicker Whoopee, and the Aussie Bird Man?!

2026/08/06

Among this week’s What The Hecks: Ring camera crimes, Stuart Little’s convertible driving buffoonery, a Star Spangled bungle, and Big Pharma jingles with NO regard for the sanctity of the jingle art form?! Plus, Matt becomes a twice-legal adult. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Glutemaxxing, Scary Sexy Mimes, and Brunch Lasagna?!

2026/07/30

Among this week’s What The Hecks: indoor bugs, the sheer number of car buttons, and the tragic death of knowing how to read. Plus, Matt admits to tracking habits that nobody should ever be tracking. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

The Odyssey, Jimothy The Raccoon, and The Return of Olive Garden’s Pasta Pass?!

2026/07/23

Among this week’s What The Hecks: 4D movies that would kill a Victorian child, the Pillsbury Doughboy’s nasty attitude, and somehow Tom Brady again?! Plus, Matt puts on his metaphorical toga and goes full Mattistotle. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Killer Elephants, Butter Dipped Ice Cream, and Bison Batterings?!

2026/07/16

Among this week’s What The Hecks: blackout curtains that don’t black out, odd-numbered appetizers, and underbaked food slop?! Plus, Matt accidentally does some breaking and entering. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Patti LuPone Goes To War, Eating 67 Wieners, and Neil The Seal Returns?!

2026/07/09

Among this week’s What The Hecks: the parasite that makes your butt explode, absolutely every man on Love Island, and the sorry state of McDonald’s Happy Meals toys?! Plus, Matt gets a super gay drink. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Bangable Popcorn Buckets, Gay Sheep, & Jojo Siwa’s Cruise?!

2026/07/02

Among this week’s What The Hecks: Dairy Queen’s audacity, Midwestern “salads,” the lore of Club Chalamet, and people afraid of crossing bridges?! Plus, Matt takes us on a Magic School bus ride into his cotton candy brain. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

Matt Shaves His Bush & The Scots Invade Boston

2026/06/25

Among this week’s What The Hecks: taking jello shots as an adult, Tyra Banks’s sci-fi book, and people who show videos to monkeys at the zoo. Plus, Matt vows to go down the Boston Cop Slide. Follow @whattheheckthepod on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Call us at (407) WTH-MATT. That's (407) 984-6288‬.

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4.9 out of 5

139 reviews

★★★★★

BlakeD1981 2026/09/27

Funny Gay!!!

As a fellow gay ginger, I’m giving this 5 stars!!! I came from the baking while baked and now look forward to the podcast every week!!!

★☆☆☆☆

hdnzmdm 2026/09/25

WTH!!

So boring. Why is this even a show.

★★★★★

LauraLehmann 2026/09/19

Heck yes

I have been a fan of Matt since his Buzzfeed days and I love him! He’s so funny and has the goofiest takes on life. I could listen to him talk for day...

★★★★★

Rnrecholake 2026/09/18

Matt, never stop podcasting!

I have followed you since the Buzz feed days. You just keep getting better. So real. SO funny. I laugh out loud every single episode. There are so man...

★★★★★

Garrett Hondronastas 2026/09/17

Must Listen!

Seriously, one of the highlights of my week. I find myself laughing and rewinding because it’s so dang funny!

★★★★★

BrittEBartrum 2026/09/17

THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK.

Long time follower of Matt! From Whine About It to Unhappy Hour & now What The Heck…everything Matt touches is comedy gold. His no hold back attitude ...

★★★★☆

ShondaPea 2026/09/17

Cohost = Shero

You’re too funny for a laugh track. Put Bari back in the cohost seat. Love the podcast, pace, and story telling. Big fan since BF

★★★★★

camrn 2026/09/17

Have a laugh

Best light hearted and hysterical podcast. My neighbors must think I’m crazy since I’m constantly laughing while out walking. Fun energy each week a...

★★★★★

Wildcat347 2026/09/15

Sooooo happy he’s back!!

I loved Matt’s old podcast and I LOVE this one. You have no idea how much I missed him when he was gone. I would re-listen to old episode just to feel...

★★★★★

Truffle’s Biggest Fan 2026/09/14

THANK GOD MATT IS BACK

Been waiting on the edge of my seat ever since Unhappy Hour ended!! Love Baked Baking but needed MORE!

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