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Why February Is The Safest Month For Your Face (But Not Your Butt) | Rizzuto Show Daily Podcast
2026/02/03
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the daily comedy show that asks the important questions — like what genre is your life, why are all malls dying, and how did a World War I artillery shell end up in a man’s body?
The crew kicks things off by breaking down life as a movie genre. Is Rizz living a straight-up comedy? Is Lern trapped in a rom-com she didn’t audition for? Is Moon starring in an action movie with jokes sprinkled in? And is Scott legally obligated to live inside a spaghetti western forever? Spoiler: Rafe’s life may be a psychological thriller directed by someone who should not be allowed near a camera.
From there, the show takes a nostalgic (and slightly depressing) turn as Eddie Bauer officially joins the retail graveyard. The gang runs through dead mall staples like Borders, Blockbuster, KB Toys, Gadzooks, Sports Authority, and basically your entire childhood. Crestwood Mall gets a full eulogy, Mid Rivers Mall gets absolutely roasted, and everyone agrees: online shopping killed the food court vibes.
Then it’s Super Bowl chaos. Kid Rock vs. Bad Bunny, alternative halftime shows, cultural representation, and why people are still mad about Maroon 5 years later. The crew also ranks the worst halftime performances of all time, and yes — Adam Levine’s shirt removal is still haunting America.
In news you didn’t know you needed, February is statistically the safest month to not get punched in the face. Science says cold weather equals fewer fights, which leads to personal punch histories, parking-lot ego confessions, and a shocking chair-throwing fail from Australia where a guy absolutely destroys his own friend instead of a bouncer.
And just when you think it can’t get more unhinged, doctors in France discover a World War I shell inside a patient, triggering a hospital evacuation and a bomb squad visit no one wanted. It’s a public service announcement wrapped in a cautionary tale wrapped in “please stop putting stuff there.”
The episode also dives into rising U.S. life expectancy (good news!), Branson magician crime headlines (very bad news), and a man attempting to spend an entire year locked in one room to “get healthy,” which the crew debates is either inspiring discipline or a live-streamed mental breakdown.
It’s another daily comedy show episode that somehow educates, horrifies, and entertains — often at the same time. Laugh, cringe, and maybe stay indoors this February… for your face.
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Celebrity News: What Genre Is Your Life? (And Why Ours Is Definitely a Mess)
2026/02/03
Our Celebrity News starts with a Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, your favorite daily comedy show where deep philosophical questions last about 90 seconds before turning into chaos.
Today’s episode starts deceptively thoughtful: What genre is your life? Comedy? Horror? Rom-com? Greek tragedy? Straight-to-DVD disappointment? The crew breaks it down in the only way they know how — by roasting each other, name-dropping directors, and somehow landing on Tim Burton, Judd Apatow, Michael Bay, and Tommy Wiseau in the same breath.
From there, things escalate fast. The gang debates the worst Super Bowl halftime show of all time, re-litigates Maroon 5’s shirtless crimes against humanity, and tries (and fails) to agree on whether Bad Bunny, Kid Rock, or literally anyone else should be allowed near a halftime stage ever again. Spoiler: nobody wins.
For you music nerds get fed too. KISS casually hits one billion YouTube views, Queen’s touring future sparks debate, Aerosmith dreams are manifested aggressively, and a wild Paste Magazine “Top Guitarists of All Time” list sends the room into full disbelief when legends are left off and Prince reigns supreme.
There’s also real-world stuff mixed into the madness — heartfelt tributes, shocking news updates, and moments where the show accidentally becomes emotional before immediately undercutting it with jokes (as tradition demands).
Basically, this daily comedy show has everything:
Existential life questionsSuper Bowl halftime rageRock music historyQuestionable celebrity listsAccidental documentaries about being humanAnd the reminder that everyone’s life is probably a comedy… just shot very poorlyIf you’re here for a funny podcast, a daily show that refuses to stay on topic, or a comedy podcast that feels like your group chat came to life on the radio — congratulations, you’re home.
Stick around, subscribe, and prepare to question what genre your life is… while we absolutely do not fix ours.
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Eddie Bauer Is Dead, Mall Nostalgia Is Thriving, & Criminals Are Getting Way Too Techy Daily Comedy Podcast
2026/02/03
Pour one out for Eddie Bauer, because today’s daily comedy podcast starts with the official death of yet another mall staple — and immediately spirals into a full-blown nostalgia spiral that only The Rizzuto Show could pull off. What starts as bad news for quilted jackets turns into an emotional support group for anyone who ever owned an Eddie Bauer Bronco, Explorer, or vest their dad still refuses to throw away.
From there, the crew goes deep into the archives of dead retail dreams. Blockbuster. Borders. KB Toys. Gadzooks. Sam Goody. Tower Records. Crestwood Mall (but ONLY the correct year). Everyone has a store they’d resurrect if given the chance, and the list keeps growing until it becomes painfully clear that malls didn’t die — we just stopped going. Mostly because now we can buy everything online while wearing sweatpants and avoiding eye contact.
Then things get darker. Way darker. The show reacts in real time to shocking news out of Branson involving a once-famous magician duo now facing serious federal charges. It’s uncomfortable, infuriating, and handled the only way this daily comedy show knows how — honest reactions, zero tolerance, and immediate career-ending “ta-da.”
Thankfully, the mood rebounds with actual good news (we know, weird): America’s life expectancy just hit an all-time high. The crew debates what that means, who’s optimistic, who’s pessimistic, and whether eating garbage fast food within 100 yards of your house might be holding us back as a nation. Spoiler: it is.
But criminals aren’t done stealing the spotlight. High-tech thieves are now planting hidden cameras in shrubs to case houses, cloning key fobs to steal luxury vehicles, and proving once again that crime is apparently a tech startup now. The gang swaps personal horror stories about lost keys, cloned cars, and the terrifying realization that someone may have broken into a vehicle… and left because they couldn’t drive stick.
We wrap with scam text warnings, why replying “STOP” is a trap, and one absolutely unhinged car wash story involving a man who tried to enter through the exit like rules are optional suggestions. All of it adds up to another beautifully chaotic daily comedy show where the news is weird, the nostalgia hurts, and no one should ever trust a magician again.
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Funny News: February Is Punch-Proof, Chairs Are Weapons, And A Dude Locked Himself In A Room For A Year
2026/02/03
Good news, bad news, and absolutely unhinged funny news — it’s all packed into today’s funny podcast, and somehow nobody got punched in the face (statistically speaking).
According to actual science (which we barely trust but love anyway), February is the safest month for your face. Cold weather means fewer bar fights, fewer parking lot brawls, and fewer reasons to square up with a stranger named Kyle. Meanwhile, May and July are basically sponsored by fists, fireworks, and poor decision-making. So congratulations — your nose survives another day.
But don’t relax too much. While punches are down, chair-related violence is UP. The crew breaks down a wild story out of Australia where a guy gets tossed from a strip club, grabs a restaurant chair, and absolutely demolishes his own friend instead of the bouncer. Olympic-level accuracy. Zero situational awareness. Internet hall-of-fame stuff.
Then things take a medical turn. Doctors in France discover a World War I artillery shell inside a patient’s body, forcing a hospital evacuation and a bomb squad call. No, that is not a typo. Yes, this happened recently. And yes, that man will probably never be trusted around antiques again.
As if that wasn’t enough, we meet Skip — a real human who voluntarily locked himself in one room for an entire year to “reset his life.” He’s livestreaming 24/7, learning Spanish, trying to do one pull-up, and battling YouTube ads like the rest of us. The Rizz Show actually talks to him LIVE, creating the first-ever “live-on-live-on-radio” situation that no one asked for but everyone enjoyed.
We also spiral into prostate exams, doctor awkwardness, the terror of chaperones named Gail, and why medical ceiling art is criminally underrated. It’s health talk, but make it deeply uncomfortable.
This funny podcast delivers daily humor, weird news, accidental science, and stories that start normal and end with someone saying “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?” If you like comedy podcasts that feel like a group chat escaped into a studio — welcome home.
This is The Rizzuto Show doing what it does best: talking about nonsense like it matters, and somehow making it worse.
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Six More Weeks of Winter, Zero Flush Toilets, and a Five Guys Crime Scene | Rizzuto Show Daily Podcast
2026/02/02
Today on The Rizzuto Show, the internet proves once again that asking for opinions is a trap. A viral TikTok about a server cutting a grown man’s burger in half sends the crew into a full-blown spiral over food etiquette, masculinity, knives, and whether adulthood should come with a user manual. Is it thoughtful? Insulting? A crime against America? No consensus is reached, emotions stay greasy, and the argument absolutely refuses to die.
Then the show takes a sharp turn into Sexy Time Fun Facts, breaking down new survey data on how often couples are actually having sex, how long it lasts, and why everyone assumes everyone else is doing it more. The crew gets surprisingly real about age, hormones, kids, stress, resentment, doctor visits, and the uncomfortable truth that being tired and full explains way more than anyone wants to admit.
It’s ridiculous, relatable, sarcastic, and accidentally informative — a funny podcast built on arguing about things that don’t matter and learning something anyway. If you like daily chaos, internet debates, and laughing before reflecting (if at all), The Rizzuto Show delivers once again. And yes, it’s a funny podcast. SEO demands it.
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No REAL ID yet? You can still fly, but it may cost $45 without another form of accepted IDPunxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, forecasting 6 more weeks of wintry weatherAirplane crew forced to scoop poop mid-flight when toilet malfunctions after takeoff from LASouthwest Airlines Named Best US Carrier Ahead Of Controversial Assigned Seating RolloutJarrell Miller's toupee gets punched off, thrown into crowd in hair-raising scene on Lopez-Stevenson undercardArizona Man Asks Server To Cut His Burger In Half. Then She Tells Him The Restaurant Policy: ‘Why Was He So Desperate To Have Me Cut His Burger?’How often is the average American couple having sex each month — and how many are ‘unsatisfied’?Is 40 the Peak for Men's Sex Drive?
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Cut My Burger, Judge My Sex Life
2026/02/02
Today on The Rizzuto Show, we learn an important lesson: never ask the internet to pick sides, because everyone involved will somehow look worse. A viral TikTok story about a restaurant server cutting a grown man’s burger in half launches the crew into an unhinged debate about food etiquette, masculinity, sandwiches, and whether adults should ever need help with a knife.
Is it classy? Is it lazy? Is it deeply un-American? Opinions fly, fingers get metaphorically greasy, and nobody backs down. Then, just when you think we’ve settled the burger debate (we absolutely did not), the show swerves into Sexy Time Fun Facts — because obviously that’s the next logical step.
We break down new survey data on how often couples are actually having sex, how long it lasts, and why everyone thinks everyone else is doing it more than they are. The crew reacts to stats about age, hormones, kids, stress, and why your sex drive changing doesn’t necessarily mean your relationship is broken — it might just mean you’re tired and full.
There’s honest talk about resentment, self-esteem, doctor visits, hormone chaos, and the terrifying realization that adulthood is mostly math you didn’t sign up for. Somehow, this episode manages to be equal parts ridiculous and relatable, which is basically the mission statement of this funny podcast.
If you like daily chaos, sarcastic humor, arguments about things that don’t matter, and accidentally learning something along the way, The Rizzuto Show delivers once again. This is a funny podcast for people who laugh first and reflect later — if at all. Yes, we’re calling it a funny podcast again, because SEO waits for no one.
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Arizona Man Asks Server To Cut His Burger In Half. Then She Tells Him The Restaurant Policy: ‘Why Was He So Desperate To Have Me Cut His Burger?’How often is the average American couple having sex each month — and how many are ‘unsatisfied’?Is 40 the Peak for Men's Sex Drive?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Celebrity News: Corey Feldman’s Documentary Is a $5 Fever Dream & Someone Lost a Wig in a Boxing Match
2026/02/02
Welcome to another perfectly unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show, a daily comedy show that refuses to respect boundaries — fashion, emotional, or otherwise. Today’s chaos menu includes one of the most baffling documentaries ever made: the Corey Feldman saga. For the low, low price of $5, you’ll witness ego, trauma, cult vibes, and career delusion all mashed together into something that feels less like a documentary and more like a dare. Is Corey Feldman a villain? A victim? A confused gold-fedora wizard? We debate all of it while somehow landing on both “I feel bad for him” and “absolutely not.”
Then things get visual. The Grammys deliver history, heartbreak, and nipples doing Olympic-level heavy lifting. Kendrick Lamar breaks records, Bruno Mars continues his streak of never missing, and Justin Bieber announces he’s doing better by… performing in his underwear with a mirror. Totally normal behavior. We also break down the fashion choices that made our own bodies hurt just by looking at them.
And because the universe has a sense of humor, a professional boxing match ends with a man’s toupee being uppercut into history. Instead of spiraling, he leans into it like a champ — proving once again that confidence is everything, especially when your hair betrays you in front of millions.
We also take a moment to honor the loss of Catherine O’Hara, celebrate music milestones, question celebrity fashion sanity, and somehow still find time for birthdays, porn star math, and deeply unnecessary commentary. This daily comedy show is messy, loud, sarcastic, and exactly what your brain needs.
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Airline Nightmares, Real ID Chaos & Five Guys Ruining Comedy Lives
2026/02/02
If you’ve ever trusted an airline, packed food “for later,” or believed a groundhog — this funny comedy podcast is here to hurt you.
The Rizzuto Show comedy kicks off February already in shambles after a three-day weekend absolutely wrecks the studio’s muscle memory. Punxsutawney Phil emerges, sees his shadow (allegedly), and condemns us all to six more weeks of winter while the crew debates whether anyone actually knows how Groundhog Day works.
Then Rafe Williams recounts one of the most cursed travel weekends imaginable: stranded airports, nonstop delays, pilots who clearly should not be making small talk, and a Five Guys order forgotten in a backpack that slowly transforms into a greasy war crime mid-flight. Things escalate when the plane heats up like a sauna, passengers start passing out, and the smell of fries becomes a supporting character.
The crew also breaks down the new Real ID situation — including the $45 TSA “Confirm ID” fee that feels suspiciously like a cover charge to exist — and debates whether complying with the government is worth it or if Rafe should fully commit to sovereign citizen energy. Along the way, flight attendants are praised as saints, airlines are ranked (American Airlines finishes exactly where you think), and a Boeing 777 toilet failure story pushes everyone to their emotional limit.
Add in Rizz Show Night at the Blues game, Lern losing her car, and Lern discovering she somehow looks like Warwick Davis and Brianna Chickenfry in the same weekend, and you’ve got a funny podcast that spirals exactly the way it should.
It’s airline chaos, pop culture confusion, and daily comedy from start to finish — just another normal day on The Rizzuto Show.
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Once You Think About Pool Pee, It’s Over | Rizzuto Show Daily Podcast
2026/01/30
This episode starts innocently enough with a discussion about pools… and then immediately spirals into why swimming is actually disgusting once you think about it for more than five seconds. The crew debates pools vs. sport courts, whether owning a pool is worth the constant maintenance and rage, and why public pools are basically a social experiment that humanity keeps failing.
From there, things get unhinged fast. The show dives deep into pool etiquette, including the rudest things people do at pools — peeing in the water (obviously), hogging lounge chairs, blasting music, letting kids run feral, and pretending chlorine is a personality trait. That leads to a full existential breakdown about how much pee is in pools, whether “pee-detecting chemicals” are real, and why kiddie pools and swim-up bars should come with warning labels.
Somehow, this turns into a horrifying but hilarious conversation about lakes, rivers, float trips, cruises, dead bodies in water, bacteria, brain-eating amoebas, and why the phrase “the Earth cleans itself” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. If you’ve ever floated a river, swam at Lake of the Ozarks, or been on a cruise ship, you may never feel clean again.
The back half of the show brings the chaos home with Do It Bitch, as Lern takes over hosting duties and throws the guys into competitive trivia involving music, bars, and venues — complete with trash talk, questionable rulings, cousin rivalry, and the looming threat of the airsoft gun.
By the end, the only thing everyone agrees on is this: everyone is peeing in the pool, nobody’s getting out to do it, and once you know that… there’s no going back.
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Everyone’s Rich Except Us: Busty Granny, Jingles & Rock Legends | Rizzuto Show Daily Podcast
2026/01/29
Welcome to your daily comedy podcast, where absolutely nothing makes sense and we like it that way.
Today’s show kicks off with a story that nobody asked for but everyone will remember forever: a 73-year-old former born-again Christian reinventing herself as an escort named Busty Granny. She spent decades in prayer and celibacy, then hit 57, downloaded the internet, and said “oh… THIS is what we’ve been missing.” Now she’s got clients young enough to still have homework and zero interest in OnlyFans because, quote, that sounds boring. Inspirational? Traumatizing? Both.
Then we get into the most depressing career math of all time: a woman casually sings seven words into her phone for a Dr Pepper jingle and walks away with $2 million, while the rest of us are out here working full-time jobs and eating gas-station sandwiches. Naturally, this leads to the crew trying to invent jingles for every brand that will absolutely never call back.
Somehow that spirals into one of the most fun debates we’ve had in a while — the biggest debut albums of all time. We’re talking massive numbers, MTV miracles, and how one 4am spin turned a “failed” album into a 50-million-copy monster. Along the way we argue, forget basic facts, remember them loudly, and realize radio used to be way more powerful than TikTok will ever admit.
Movies get dragged (respectfully… mostly), Brendan Fraser gets the comeback love he deserves, and we debate whether seeing a movie in a theater automatically adds two letter grades just because popcorn exists.
Woody returns to the Bud Light Studio and suddenly it’s 2013 again — except now everyone’s older, colder, and way more into arguing about shoes. This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a full-blown comedy podcast reunion that spirals immediately into chaos, as Rizz and Woody pick up exactly where they left off… which is apparently roasting California people for being weak in the cold, questioning why scarves exist, and debating whether New Balance, Hokas, or Nikes are officially “dad shoes” this week.
In Crap on Celebrities, we hit everything from band lawsuits and surprise documentaries to tour dropouts, concert ticket chaos, and some genuinely heartbreaking but honest conversations about aging, memory, and how terrifying it is to not know what’s happening inside your own brain.
We also celebrate birthdays, overshare existential dread, and somehow end the show discussing a literal geyser of poop water blasting into the Potomac River — because if we’re going to spiral, we’re doing it together.
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Daily Show Notes:
City of Dellwood deploys snow plows to assist with Riverview’s covered roadsCommercial trucks blamed for quickly depleting St. Louis free salt supply‘Chimp Crazy’ star Tonia Haddix appeals her nearly 4-year sentence in Tonka caseThe states growing – and shrinking – the fastest, according to Census estimates73-year-old grandmother who practiced 40 years of celibacy opens up on life as an escortSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Celebrity News: Busty Granny, $2M Jingles & the Greatest Debut Albums Ever
2026/01/29
Welcome to your daily comedy podcast, where absolutely nothing makes sense and we like it that way.
Today’s show kicks off with a story that nobody asked for but everyone will remember forever: a 73-year-old former born-again Christian reinventing herself as an escort named Busty Granny. She spent decades in prayer and celibacy, then hit 57, downloaded the internet, and said “oh… THIS is what we’ve been missing.” Now she’s got clients young enough to still have homework and zero interest in OnlyFans because, quote, that sounds boring. Inspirational? Traumatizing? Both.
Then we get into the most depressing career math of all time: a woman casually sings seven words into her phone for a Dr Pepper jingle and walks away with $2 million, while the rest of us are out here working full-time jobs and eating gas-station sandwiches. Naturally, this leads to the crew trying to invent jingles for every brand that will absolutely never call back.
Somehow that spirals into one of the most fun debates we’ve had in a while — the biggest debut albums of all time. We’re talking massive numbers, MTV miracles, and how one 4am spin turned a “failed” album into a 50-million-copy monster. Along the way we argue, forget basic facts, remember them loudly, and realize radio used to be way more powerful than TikTok will ever admit.
Movies get dragged (respectfully… mostly), Brendan Fraser gets the comeback love he deserves, and we debate whether seeing a movie in a theater automatically adds two letter grades just because popcorn exists.
In Crap on Celebrities, we hit everything from band lawsuits and surprise documentaries to tour dropouts, concert ticket chaos, and some genuinely heartbreaking but honest conversations about aging, memory, and how terrifying it is to not know what’s happening inside your own brain.
We also celebrate birthdays, overshare existential dread, and somehow end the show discussing a literal geyser of poop water blasting into the Potomac River — because if we’re going to spiral, we’re doing it together.
It’s another daily comedy podcast episode packed with weird news, pop culture, dark laughs, and moments where we all pause and go, “Wait… are we okay?”
Spoiler: probably not. But at least we’re funny.
MUSIC
Motley Crue has officially won its heated legal battle against former guitarist Mick Mars.
Lainey Wilson sure has kept herself busy. It was just announced that Netflix has officially acquired the new documentary "Lainey Wilson: Keepin' Country Cool". It drops on April 22nd.
Two more artists have dropped out of the 2026 Rock the Country Festival. Morgan Wade and Carter Faith are no longer part of the lineup. And neither artist has shared an official reason for stepping away. Their exit comes just days after Ludacris also dropped out. His team called his original booking a "mix-up." The festival is headlined by Kid Rock and will feature Jason Aldean, Jelly Roll, Miranda Lambert, and more.
In other Kid Rock News – he went to Congress to confront an issue we're all united on: How much Ticketmaster and Live Nation charge for shows.
Quick Hits:
Post Malone, Andrew Watt, Chad Smith, Duff McKagan, and Slash will perform a special tribute to Ozzy Osbourne during the Grammys on Sunday night.
Jack White posted a video showing off the next Third Man Vault package, Jimi Hendrix's Valley of the Jams 1969-1970. Check it out on Instagram.
Tom Morello and Rise Against will headline A Concert of Solidarity & Resistance to Defend Minnesota Friday at noon at First Avenue in Minneapolis.
TV
The fourth season of Ted Lasso is set to debut this summer.
Stephen Colbert announced on "Late Night With Seth Meyers" that the final episode of "The Late Show" will air on Thursday, May 21.
MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:
Matthew Lillard recently caught a stray from Quentin Tarantino when he said he didn't care for him. But that resulted in an outpouring of love that made Matthew feel like he was living through his own wake.
Actress and producer Patricia Schneider has filed for divorce from Rob Schneider, describing their 15-year marriage as "irretrievably broken" with no chance of reconciliation.
Bill Cosby has admitted under oath that he obtained prescriptions for Quaaludes specifically to give to women.
Bruce Willis’ wife, Emma says Bruce is unaware of his frontotemporal dementia diagnosis.
AND FINALLY
Here are five of the BEST:
1. Jack Black: "I was begging my boss for an extra shift, he overheard and tipped me $100 on a $20ish tab. From then on, he never left me less than a $50 tip and would always check in with me when it was the end of the month to make sure I had rent cash."
2. Harrison Ford: "My uncle said that he's incredibly nice and took the whole crew out for lunch to thank them for working on his helicopter."
3. Justin Bieber: "He was by himself at a mall, and he wasn't trying to be incognito . . . He drew me in with a big hug and chatted me up. He was lovely."
4. John Travolta: "The guy is totally down to earth . . . He is also someone who asks a lot of questions and is actually interested in what you have to say."
5. Dolly Parton: "Can confirm that she's just as great as you'd assume. She was just so nice to everyone. She was a lot smaller than I expected."
Here are five of the WORST:
1. Jennifer Lopez: "She was super rude and dismissive . . . and had this attitude that she was better than you."
2. Jenna Fischer from "The Office": "[She] was really difficult to work with. Just really demanding."
3. Jared Leto: "[He's] a narcissistic [A-hole]. He complains about every single thing and really enjoys being difficult. I think he does it for fun."
4. Diana Ross: "[She] cut in front of me at the airport check-in counter once . . . I was flabbergasted by this lady who had the guts to sweep in front of us AND touch the gate agent's computer."
5. John Cusack: "Outside of a restaurant: 'Hey, Mr. Cusack, I like your movies.' . . . 'I don't care.'"
AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!
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Woody Comes Back, Dad Shoes Make a Comeback, and Someone Definitely Bought Stolen Appliances
2026/01/29
Woody returns to the Bud Light Studio and suddenly it’s 2013 again — except now everyone’s older, colder, and way more into arguing about shoes. This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a full-blown comedy podcast reunion that spirals immediately into chaos, as Rizz and Woody pick up exactly where they left off… which is apparently roasting California people for being weak in the cold, questioning why scarves exist, and debating whether New Balance, Hokas, or Nikes are officially “dad shoes” this week.
Things escalate quickly when the guys break down the modern shoe game, how trends make zero sense, and why no one under 25 wears no-show socks anymore. From there, it’s a straight shot into the wild world of Facebook Marketplace deals that are absolutely stolen, including microwaves pulled from sketchy storage units and a $3,000 TV somehow purchased for $300. No red flags. Totally normal behavior.
Then Woody casually drops the fact that he now flies planes — because of course he does. The conversation turns into stories about fighter jets, Thunderbirds, puke planes, skydiving disasters, and why his plane has a literal parachute for the entire aircraft. Somehow this leads to musicians who fly themselves to gigs, Dexter Holland from The Offspring being smarter than all of us combined, and Moon once again questioning every life choice that involves aviation.
Just when you think things might calm down, the show takes a hard left turn into legendary Hotshots stories — glitter disasters, wet t-shirt contest bathwater, people doing unspeakable things in parking lots, and the horrifying realization that many of those memories are now over a decade old. It’s uncomfortable, hilarious, and deeply on brand.
This episode is everything you want from a daily comedy show: old friends, dumb arguments, unbelievable stories, and absolutely no attempt to stay on topic. If you like sarcastic humor, weird news energy, and conversations that feel like they should not be happening on the radio, this comedy podcast episode delivers.
Hit play, laugh uncomfortably, and remember why this is your favorite comedy podcast to begin with.
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Free Salt, Hidden Chimps, & Why Everyone Hates St. Louis
2026/01/29
It’s another beautifully unhinged daily comedy show, and the Rizz Show crew wastes absolutely no time proving why we can’t have nice things.
First up: the City of St. Louis tries to do something wholesome by offering free salt at firehouses so people can prep for icy sidewalks. Sounds great, right? Wrong. Commercial trucks immediately roll in, scoop up everything like it’s a Costco sample, and leave regular residents staring at empty piles wondering how humanity failed so fast. Libertarian pilot program: officially canceled.
Then we shift to hockey fashion crimes as Moon gets roasted for wearing a Blues jersey that apparently doesn’t meet corporate sponsor requirements. Nothing says “Stanley Cup pride” like being told to remove the most expensive shirt you own. Add cowboy hats, Monster Energy jokes, and a QuickTrip roast, and suddenly Blues Night is already off the rails.
Things only escalate from there. Remember Chimp Crazy? Of course you do. Tanya Haddock is back in the news, appealing her federal prison sentence after lying about a chimp’s death, hiding Tonka in a basement, and allegedly going on the run with him like some kind of primate-themed crime thriller. The crew debates whether “loving animals too much” is a legal defense while imagining U.S. Marshals finding a chimp in her prison cell.
From there, it’s census chaos. Missouri gained population — barely — and the crew tries (and fails) to guess how many people actually live in the state. Texas keeps stealing everyone, Idaho is apparently full of bunkers and cult vibes, and St. Louis gets dragged as one of the “ugliest cities in America” by a mystery comedian who clearly didn’t hit the Zoo (it’s free, by the way).
We wrap with Valentine’s Day pressure, lingerie shopping anxiety, nudie magazine nostalgia, and why buying your partner underwear is either romantic… or a trap.
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Confidence, Curses, and Being Loudly Wrong About Everything | Rizzuto Show Daily Podcast
2026/01/28
On this episode of The Rizzuto Show, the chaos begins at home when Rizzuto learns the hard way that “I got this” is not a substitute for training, tools, or common sense. What starts as a slightly off-track garage door quickly turns into a full-blown mechanical disaster involving bent pliers, fallen rollers, and the inevitable call to a professional who definitely judged him. From there, the confessions pour in — abandoned self-improvement goals, a dusty notebook labeled “Chapter One,” a sourdough starter that refuses to die, and financial decisions that now live in the “we don’t talk about that” category.
The show then zooms out to the larger failures we all share, including the soul-crushing realities of adulthood, homeownership surprises, third-shift vampire lifestyles, bad leadership, and raises so small they may as well be spread with a butter knife. Somewhere in the middle of all this, nostalgia sneaks in and emotionally uppercuts everyone as Rizzuto admits to crying in his underwear while watching old commercials that hit harder than therapy ever could.
As if that weren’t enough, the crew pivots into full pop culture chaos — childhood “investments” like trading cards collapsing in real time, satanic-looking concerts allegedly cursing sports teams, and HBO continuing its aggressive commitment to realism in the weirdest ways possible. Celebrity news, questionable marketing decisions, unnecessary nudity debates, and modern entertainment absurdities all get their moment in the spotlight.
Then, just when you think things can’t get more unhinged, trivia enters the chat. Matchup returns, and with it comes misplaced confidence, wildly incorrect answers, zodiac signs being publicly humiliated, Marco Polo logic that makes sense to no one, and historical facts taking repeated direct hits. Nobody truly wins, but everyone loses with confidence — which somehow feels very on brand.
This is The Rizzuto Show at its best: funny, self-aware, slightly concerned for humanity, and completely comfortable being wrong as long as it’s entertaining. If you’ve ever been confident, nostalgic, cursed, or loudly incorrect — welcome home.
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Matchup Mayhem: Zodiac Signs, Marco Polo Logic, and Trivia Gone Off the Rails
2026/01/28
Welcome to The Rizzuto Show — the funny podcast that proves trivia is less about knowing answers and more about how loudly you can defend the wrong ones.
On this episode, the crew dives headfirst into another round of trivia Matchup, a game designed to test knowledge, memory, logic, and emotional stability… and somehow only one of those things shows up. Moon, Learn, Rafe, and King Scott take turns absolutely torching their own credibility while attempting to answer questions that sound easy until your brain fully abandons you under pressure.
We kick things off with Moon vs. Learn, a showdown that immediately spirals thanks to Barbie lore, calories, immortal honey, and the eternal question: what actually is a group of flamingos called? (Spoiler: nobody feels confident, but Moon feels confident anyway.) Marco Polo’s nationality becomes a full vibe-based argument, Friends episode counts get wildly inflated, and logic is applied in ways science has specifically asked us not to.
Then it’s Rafe vs. King Scott, and this is where things truly get unhinged. Zodiac signs become public enemies, water signs are debated like conspiracy theories, and Rumpelstiltskin’s straw-to-gold origin story is somehow made harder than it’s been for centuries. Insulin, Yellowstone Lake, Johnny Carson, and the circumference of the Earth all take collateral damage as the crew confidently locks in answers that history itself disagrees with.
What makes this episode special isn’t who wins — it’s how everyone loses just a little bit. The trash talk is elite, the confidence is unearned, and the logic is aggressively creative. This is The Rizzuto Show in peak form: loud, sarcastic, self-aware, and completely unbothered by being wrong as long as it’s entertaining.
If you love daily chaos, dumb confidence, and the sound of your own brain yelling “HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?” at your speakers, this funny podcast is exactly what you signed up for
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Podcast reviews
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★★★★★
Mike19ha 2026/01/08
Update the hosts
The best morning show ever! Love and miss Jeff dearly, but Lern and Rafe are such a great addition! Please update the hosts!
★☆☆☆☆
Mensamember47 2025/12/16
Lern and rafe need to go
The show is not what it was and what it was, was unique. Don’t waste your time, there’s 200 other shows saying and doing the same things. Love moon an...
★★★★★
Kickapoo1907 2025/08/21
Best Show Ever Now!
Hate the religion pushing talk from some of the team, but Lern and Rafe have single-handedly saved this show! Also, love their relationship with Rizz....
★★★★★
ScrotumWrinklez 2025/08/15
Happy Birthday Rizz
💙💙💙
★☆☆☆☆
rice.alx 2025/07/01
Should call it the Lern show!
Use to love this show when Rizzuto was hosting. Now he sits backseat to Lern and her mindless chatter with King Scott preaching Christian ideals. Hot...
★★★★★
loricrow 2025/05/06
Love show but….
Thank god rizz is back I absolutely love the show but hate how moon talks over everyone and has to relate to everything. It’s called the rizz show lol
★★★★★
Mav5212 2025/01/04
Moon is neutral
Rizz is the boss. Rafe is the best need an update from taco John Conner. Lern is lern. King Scott has some good songs. Need more match up with moon. N...
★★★★★
K S Blue 2024/05/21
Better than ever
The show is goddamn better than ever now and I will fight anyone who disagrees! I mean, I won’t. That would be absurd. But dear god, you have got to b...
★☆☆☆☆
The one and only Rizzler 2024/05/03
Professional Yappers
Yall yap about a whole lot of nothing💀 I thought yall speaking Yappanese
★★★★★
butbsx 2024/04/09
A must listen!
I started listening around when race and lyrn joined in, this show is fun and entertaining.