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Rating
4.8from
This podcast has
10 episodes
Language
EnglishPublisher
PortmansheauExplicit
Yes
Date created
2011/08/07
Latest episode
2026/04/21
Average duration
134 min.
Release period
11 days
Description
Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety. Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service. Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
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Do Your Homework While I Beat-Off
2026/04/21
Episode 702: Why does Andrew hate space? Will he support Terra in the upcoming Martian asteroid war? Bryan farts to assert dominance; Brett is a mysterious piss-ninja. Andrew has proof Tim Pool is following and copying our show! Andrew loves to argue about everything, even dinner plates. Fourter. Fake grass. Modern vs. antiquity intelligence levels. The crazy/hot matrix explained.
Have You Ever Tried to Chew Through a Snake?
2026/04/08
Episode 701: Can you name the colors of noise? Cyber booger. Discussing the color of the year (no racism!). Puke gets pranked by Andrew’s old prank but it turns out he pranked himself. It’s spring in PA and that means Puke is in full groundhog war mode. Our youngest President. Farm footage is too distracting to be played during the show. Humans (almost) return to the moon! Puke tries to explain spaceflight, astronomy, and gravity to the other dumb-dumbs. Slow music sucks. Brett’s favorite color-wheel!
Urinal ‘Lotta Trouble
2026/03/25
Episode 700: Seven Hundred Episodes! Should we change the name at 800 episodes? We realize we are getting old and want to upload our brains to the robots. PGH political drama! Brett dreams of fields and Shoeless Joes. Puke learns a new slur! Naming NFL quarterbacks game. Memories of driving with an angry Dad. Urinal Shapes. Measuring dickstance to the rim. Andrew makes us eat as-fire hot chocolate. What does shelled and inflammable mean? The history of ice cream. Chopping the cabbage.
Whatever Your Brain Is Telling You Ignore It and Listen To Me
2026/03/20
Episode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching Gabriela what wheel studs and lug-nuts are. She accuses Andrew and Puke of breaking them. None of us have paid for a haircut in years. The most dangerous way to lift a hot tub onto a 2nd story deck. Andrew rants about how no one else understands oil and coolant. Egg shaped cars. Andrew and Puke kill an evil old woman in the woods, but it’s just a dream Andrew had.
They See a Dolphin and They Say “Oh! I Bet I Could F**k That If It Had T**s.”
2026/03/14
Episode 698: We just survived a crazy windstorm in Western PA. Andrew lost a tree, Puke lost shingles, and Brett lives in an apartment. How are storms measured? Comparing river scenes in Anaconda and Congo. Do snakes have thoughts? What are the Tennessee Volunteer Slave Catchers? Can Brett get a Jappalachia hat? Brett thinks Japanese people look retarded. Beef tubes! Trying to figure out how Lent works. War with Iran makes Puke depressed. Andrew’s never ending Valentine’s Day. Puke catches his kidney stone in a jar.
I Thought This Was An Island Where You Could F**k Lemurs
2026/02/25
Episode 697: Never trust Vicky. Driving a truck taught Andrew how to sleep. Arguing over Sci-Fi CGI and how Andrew thinks that is the same as AI. Babylon 5, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, The Night Agent, His & Hers, and Doogie Howser. Puke can’t remember these new, hip Gen-Z names. AI video of Star Trek in 80’s Miami. Brett wants a pet lemur. A new real estate website called “Peace & Quiet”. Andrew is turning 40 soon and wants nothing to do with it.
Tuna Today
2026/02/15
Episode 696: Bryan has changed his ways and is trying to improve his life. Andrew ruins the show intro for a quaternary time. Dumb things we did when young and drunk. Pink Whitney. Brett prevents Gabriela from microwaving fish in Puke’s house. Brett insists we play the whole, hour long PCL #231 for Bryan. Marty Supreme; it’s a movie apparently. Bryan shares old incriminating videos of drunken shenanigans. Where are these countries in relation to the equator?
Trough of Despair
2026/02/06
Episode 695: How fast is the ISS traveling? By what factor is it calculated? Is parallax for pooping or a method of measurement? Andrew learns hydronics so he can heat his floor before he shoots a wolf in the face with rock-salt. A PGH bus runs over another student. Andrew and Brett brave Winter Storm Fern for 3 days clearing all their driveways and providing their workers with sub-par Arby’s sandwiches. A Chevy Malibu loses its bumper.
What Rhymes With Truck?
2026/01/24
Episode 694: Bryan has a brain-rot addiction and Andrew can’t see it. Is Mr. Bean dating Mia Khalifa? Is AI going to ruin celebrity gossip? Andrew learns that fire and dry leaves next to his house don’t mix. Playing with fire is great childhood fun! Our evil gov’t wants kill-switches in our cars. Which is a better movie, Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat? Another ICE shooting. How would we like to die? Teaching Bryan about Killdozer. Bruce, the boy who ate rocks at camp.
The 1st 10 Year Old to Show Up With a Handful of Jizz
2026/01/16
Recording Date – 16 / Jan / 2026 The Gang – Andrew & Puke & Brett Intro Song – “Ballare” by Off Beat “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio Break Song – “Paradise Warfare” by Off Beat “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio Outro Song – “Midnight Crush” by Muxa “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio Guest – XXXXX ~~~ www. […]
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EastEndPghPetiteGurl 2021/11/10
Even if I didn’t know you, I’d listen
BEST show ever - you should be highly paid for such stuff. The main trio as of late - Andrew, James, and Brett are baaaad 💪🏻 and Brett, full disclai...
SarahStoudt 2020/08/14
thanks for the entertainment
You’re my people. Thanks for the entertainment on my long commute. I love the introductions lately. I also really enjoy the music you chose. thanks!
daphilsta 2018/04/02
Laugh yourself stupid
Puke & the Boys serve up hilarity with a chaser of laugh yer balls off ! Guaranteed to kick the snot out of the blues & get you smiling like yer as dr...
Red7240 2014/12/03
Great for kids!
Schools today don't teach about poop, nazi, and the ways of the nick. Highly recommended for those under the age of 5
Crystalck04 2014/02/07
This show is the worst show
Just kidding. It's hard to pick a favorite podcast, but this one is definitely one of my favorites. It's up at the top. Back when I was working, I cou...
Shaman Schlaam 2014/01/28
Fantastic
Finally a lbertarian podcast that doesn't put me to sleep.
RobWen3 2014/01/09
Quite um.... yeah.
This show is not your average show. Just like the tagline says, "It's the greatest tragedy of all time." You'll learn, you'll cry, you might even get ...
RickRossDeezy 2013/10/05
good show
It's like your friends from high-school all got together and left you a really long voicemail.
Alexander the Awesome 2013/04/03
Daaaaahhhh it so cute!!!
Great show please keep it up!
rickj00 2013/02/19
Endlessly Entertaining
I'ts like having a crazy great drunken conversation with you bestest friends, and you don't even need to wear pants
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