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("Best Of"): Frozen Puke, Bruised Coccyx

2026/02/16

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ass Cactus

2026/02/13

Originally Aired February 13, 2026: They yell, they scream, they throw up on the floor. Rewriting history. Everything you wanna know about your baby daddy banging your sister. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do Babies Fart?

2026/02/12

Originally Aired February 12, 2026: Mailing your feces. Buzz balls. Everything you wanna know about evil winning in the end. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mus-kie TV

2026/02/11

Originally Aired February 11, 2026: Scottish subway milk and cereal duck man. Getting naked at a theme park. Everything you wanna know about deadly kite festivals. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

HAMS 27th Anniversary

2026/02/10

Originally Aired February 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Red Tuesday. Everything you wanna know about a hurt feelings report. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scandinavian Elk Fever

2026/02/09

Originally Aired February 9, 2026: Dr. P answers medical questions. Thunder box. Everything you wanna know about giving kids chewable laxatives. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

("Best Of"): Monkey Jerky

2026/02/06

("Best Of"): Free Beer (Tomorrow)

2026/02/05

H.A.M.S. 4077th

2026/02/04

Originally Aired February 4, 2026: Gassy grandmas. Footloose. Everything you wanna know about key string artillery shells. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Butt-weisers

2026/02/03

Originally Aired February 3, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Random celebrity encounters. Everything you wanna know about grandma's cabin. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buy N Bulk Ho

2026/02/02

Originally Aired February 2, 2026: Fight to the death: holiday character edition, ho. Using a blowtorch on gas lines, ho. Everything you wanna know about punching his hair off, ho. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Full-Assed Morning Show

2026/01/30

Originally Aired January 30, 2026: Cheers > Your wife going into labor. Poop boot. Everything you wanna know about the museum of personal failures. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't Mess with Mom

2026/01/29

Originally Aired January 29, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. I will put you in my trunk and help people look for you. Everything you wanna know about being caught in a lie. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pasta La Vista

2026/01/28

Originally Aired January 28, 2026: The bears are coming for you. This is fine, officer. Everything you wanna know about friction maxing. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

("Best Of"): Hatfishing

2026/01/27

Read 93X Half-Assed Morning Show podcast reviews

4.7 out of 5

971 reviews

McMollz 2025/06/12

Love you guys

I have been listening to you guys for over 25 years. You guys are such a good group together and I am not sure what the Minneapolis area would do with...

Mpls_eli_952 2025/11/21

Ashley…… needs…… to go!

Best part is g her pregnancy was when she was off the air!

Ross and Ali and Wappel 2025/07/19

Creativity 0%

Same 5 topics over and over and over again. You got rid of all the creative people in your show. Thanks all big wigs.

No I don’t want this option 2025/06/27

Used to be good.

This is getting worse and worse daily. Same thing over and over again. Ross brought a lot of creativity to the program. Nick needs to go. He has no cl...

stmobilediag 2025/03/17

Bring Back Wappel!!

We want the Muppet! We want the Muppet! Seriously a bummer to not hear him every morning

Awesome game!!!!!!!*>< 2025/03/07

Wappel

Love this show to death! Been listening for years even when I was little my dad would play this show on my way to school! We’ve shared many laughs ove...

LeakyTipJesus 2025/03/03

Wappel

Dang, just like that Wappel is no longer on the show. Spent a lot of years listening to him grow on the radio. He was part of a lot of good bits and a...

JohnRambo44 2024/12/11

No Morning Show Comes Close

I’ve travelled all over the country with the military and there isn’t a morning show in the country that compares. Been listening since high school!

long beach jesus 2024/12/25

Meh

The show is not what it used to be, im sorry but Ashley isnt for radio, Wappel might be okay at whatever he does but his bit is not funny anymore, Nic...

WhesLee 2024/12/10

Ads…

I’ll pay extra to NOT to use standard heating, show overall is amazing. Love you guys!

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