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Nickson shares an awkward encounter at the vet while dropping off his dog Billy, the team breaks down childhood myths, Ucegang comes through and Shay comes to us live from Olivia Dean! 00:00:00 - Show Kickoff 00:08:52 - Breaking News: Mate Ma'a Tonga Renamed Tonga 13 00:11:33 - If You Don’t Know Now You Know Quiz 00:16:13 - That’s Rank: Storme Ranks “Raw” 00:21:31 - Nickson's Vet Story with Billy 00:26:22 - Unsolicited Advice: When Did I Ask? 00:33:36 - Make Dat Noise  00:36:14 - What Did You Believe as a Kid? 00:43:01 - Black Fern Laura Bayfield Joins Us! 00:47:42 - The Mai Morning Crew Court Session 00:51:56 - Ucegang in Studio For His New Thriller Short Film 00:57:46 - Live Western Springs Tour with Shay Olivia Dean 01:03:29 - Party in the Pacific MC Auditions: MC Da Silva Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tegan and Storme reveal a 200-person international group chat dedicated to dirty habits, the stars of Inky Pinky Ponky 2 join us the studio, Storme gets thrown under the bus with Chris Hipkins and the silly games you play when you don't know the karakia... 00:00:18 - Welcome to the Show Whānau! 00:07:39 - If You Don't Know Now You Know Quiz 00:12:16 - That's Rank! Storme ranks "Caps" 00:16:15 - Inky Pinky Ponky 2: Amanaki & JP Studio Interview 00:23:10 - Group Chats: UFC (Ultimate Fart Club) & Beveragino 00:30:22 - Finding the Most Common Listener Name 00:33:57 - Pubtober: Heading to the Northcote Tavern 00:37:00 - Throwing Storme Under the Bus 00:38:42 - Company Time Bathroom Etiquette 00:41:01 - Were Powerbands a Total High School Scam? 00:43:23 - I'm Here, You're There: Revenge & Petty Takes 00:48:48 - Wananga Wednesday: Faking Karakia  Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Bailey turns down Temuera Morrison, Aussie comedy legend Chopper stops by, and send us a Rock! Kia ora! Welcome to the Mai Morning Crew catch-up podcast with Tegan, Storme, and Fame. 00:00 - Welcome to the show! 02:24 - Ultimate Fart Club & Catchup 08:02 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz 12:58 - That's Rank: Storme Ranks "Liv" 16:48 - Niue Pledge Your Allegance 19:43 - Best Part: The Shortland Street Theme Song 27:12 - Public Apology to Botany Town Centre 30:45 - MCing tips MC Romez 35:31 - Special Guest: Chopper Reid on 20 Years of Comedy 39:26 - Bailey Said NO to Temuera Morrison! 43:21 - ASAP Rocky Ticket Giveaway: Send Us a Rock 46:34 - Broken Things Lying Around the House 54:03 - TV & Movie Distractions: Smell, Handbrakes & Zombie Gas Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 political billboards on ONE North Shore fence?! Tegan brings in the photo that's breaking the internet, tradies playing silly games on site. Plus, political reporter Tova O'Brien joins the studio ahead of the multi-leaders debate, and the team decks out their cars for the Rugby League World Cup! 00:00:18 - Show Kickoff, Dad Jokes & Morning Email Hacks 00:03:09 - Flatbush Primary Choir Sings with Stan Walker 00:08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know 00:14:50 - That's Rank: Cans 00:19:27 - Nickson's Taupō Audi Racetrack Dilemma 00:23:41 - Daikyn Calls Out Nickson for Not Paying Him 00:25:44 - The Election Billboards are Getting Out Of Hand 00:34:51 - Tradie Talk: Calling Out Silly Games On-Site (Part 1) 00:37:28 - On-Site Blunders, Tesla Hammers & Drug Test Failures (Part 2) 00:41:55 - Tikanga Police: Storme Eats Before Karakia 00:45:42 - Pimping Our Cars for the Rugby League World Cup 00:50:46 - What Dat Suburb: Bouncy Castles & Pull-Ups at Macca's 00:59:13 - What Does "Relatable" Even Mean Anymore? (Part 1) 01:03:28 - Budget Bestie Makere Drops Truth Bombs on Relatability (Part 2) Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shay gets caught stealing dessert forks and Eden Park grass, Nickson defends riding his BMX as a 41 year old and we take on some unsolicited advice... Kia ora e te ball bags! The crew break down their weekend at the All Blacks game in the corporate box - including Clint Roberts doing headstands in front of Sir Richie McCaw, Shay’s kleptomaniac tendencies with Eden Park's turf and dessert forks, and Nickson addressing the messages about his 41-year-old BMX midlife crisis. Plus, the team reacts to Tana Umaga’s legendary halftime spraying and takes calls on "I'm Telling Your Mum!" 00:00 - Pubtober Recap 08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz 14:13 - That's Rank: Famous Baldies 18:31 - Nickson's BMX Riding  22:25 - Shay Steals Forks and Grass from Eden Park 27:07 - Crazy Things Brought Home After a Night Out 30:00 - Clint Roberts From ZM Doing Headstands in the Corp Lounge 32:15 - I'm Telling Your Mum! 39:29 - Getting Told Off by Tana Umaga  45:09 - When You Last Got A Kick Up The Ass 49:46 - Party in the Pacific: Fly to Fiji as Our MC! 53:29 - Unsolicited Advice & Live Listener Reviews Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A massive Friday ep as a wild K-Road Mobil incident unfolds, the crew debates who the fittest radio show is, and we call out office d******d behavior. Plus, kicking off Pubtober! 00:00 - Kia Ora & Friday Kickoff 01:28 - Wild Drama at K-Road Mobil 03:23 - Post-Movie Run & Fittest Radio Show Debate 08:43 - Quiz: If You Don't Know, Now You Know 13:17 - Let's Rank: Pub Phrases & Trivia 17:06 - You're a D******d at Work If... 23:33 - Rugby League World Cup & Flag Etiquette 27:17 - How Do You Know a Samoan's Been to Your House? 38:25 - Pubtober Kickoff: Point Chev Bowls Club 41:39 - The Lost Art of Pointing 46:00 - The Court Session 50:18 - The Jinx Hotline Returns Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Shell”. What’s an everything shower?? Tegan’s partner Baylee thought Gingivitis was a name for people with red hair. When did you use the wrong word at the wrong time? I’m here, and you’re there! Let’s get petty. The phrase you shouldn’t use when asking for a payrise. Storme is now a food journo! What’s the dead giveaway you’re a big back? Potatoes in different fonts? What ruined your 8 week challenge? Storme brought shame on his family name. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegan’s friend has been casting spells… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Tame”. Where are the worst behaved kids in Aotearoa? Have you ever beaten a professional athlete at something? What do you need a peptide for? How soon have you had babies back to back? What’s the best part of The Lion King? Who hasn’t taken you on a date in ages? Ian Jones joins us to talk about the Bledisloe Cup! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Storme has his take on the best utensil. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Green”. Nickson is playing silly games on the Mai Morning Crew Insta… Nickson’s Dad makes a MEAN muffin. What’s your Dad’s greatest skill? Do you lose mana for doing a haka with an apple watch? Have you ever had a one outs with your inlaws? We wanna visit your local pub! Who are you voting for Mai whanau?? Tegan had the worst start to her morning, can anyone else top her? What Dat Suburb?! What crazy thing is happening in your neighbourhood? People be parachuting off skyscrapers here in Auckland. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegs did the most at Nickson’s sausage sizzle… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Chicks”. Storme got confused for a Blues player… Nickson has a new skill that doesn’t get enough love. What’s your skill that doesn’t get enough love? I’m telling your Mum! Who needs to get told on from the weekend? Tegs has still got it guys, she got mistaken for being 19! Nickson gets his mates on the phone to see whose been playing silly games with some phone pranks. Who is the greatest Dave of all time?? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Are you still in your TXT 2000 relationship? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Blue”. Any Wahs fans going to the final still? Desch from the Mai Hot 20 is in a movie! Tell us about your famous mate? Do you have a naughty Nana? What silly games have you been up to? Producer Arun calls out the Morning Crew on their bad behaviour from the week in The Court Session. Karaoke Friday is BACK! Olivia Dean Edition. Texts that make you t i n g l e… Should the Uber Driver deliver right to your door in the rain? What Dat Language?? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegan had a mare with her Milkrun order. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Bobs”. We had the best time at the Chorus Fibre Lab! We play the worlds most dangerous radio game. I’m here, and you’re there! It gets petty today… Tegan realised what it’s like going on a field trip with 2 ADHD people. We get an update on Nickson’s HR meeting… What was the ridiculous reason you got sent to HR? Turns out Tegan can predict the future. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:   We go through some of the comments on our Hyrox video. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Geoffs”. Who cracked a joke when you were at your lowest? Storme needs some new hobbies, so Tegs suggests a few for him. What is the best part of the bakery? Nickson is doing a sausage sizzle this weekend. Tegan has the gift of nagging, so we get her to nag your partners for you. We talk to the Hauraki Breakfast show about stealing one of their segments. So naturally we steal another one from a different station. Nickson was running a muck on our companies social media platform. To the point he now has an HR meeting…   Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:   Is Tat South the most respectable suburb in Tāmaki Makaurau? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Air”. Year Three Times: What are the best songs to come out of 1996? Nickson has started following people on Insta. What are the signs the world is healing? What Dat Suburb?! What’s the weird thing you’ve seen in your suburb? Tegan has the hardest “Would you rather”. We reveal how we went in the Hyrox Challenge. Did we kaka our pants? What’s the tooth fairy paying these days? “We Sigh, We Don’t Cry,” come have a sigh about your partner. Are you using a broom or a vacuum in the bathroom?   Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Storme was papped queuing up for naughty things at Chemist Warehouse… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Aussie”. We need to get Storme some new hobbies. Wahs fans, what did you do this weekend? Storme got shamed at a shared lunch… Tegs needed to get some new running shorts, and the audacity of some people…. Storme finished his 8 week challenge, and he celebrated by eating everything he could. We’re gonna try and do a hyrox without pooping our pants. What do you wanna blame on daylight savings? John Kirwan joins us on the show to talk about “Mitey” and the “Drive for Five”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices