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Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Storme was papped queuing up for naughty things at Chemist Warehouse… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Aussie”. We need to get Storme some new hobbies. Wahs fans, what did you do this weekend? Storme got shamed at a shared lunch… Tegs needed to get some new running shorts, and the audacity of some people…. Storme finished his 8 week challenge, and he celebrated by eating everything he could. We’re gonna try and do a hyrox without pooping our pants. What do you wanna blame on daylight savings? John Kirwan joins us on the show to talk about “Mitey” and the “Drive for Five”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Any one hit wonders wanna play the NFL final? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Meta”. We talk to Black Fern Veisinia Mahutariki-Fakalelu about their next game against England this weekend. What do you wanna do when you get skinny? Today is the most common day for birthdays in NZ. The Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh. We find out if Storme can actually determine different stores by his sense of smell… What are the work things keeping you up at night? Sarah Hirini joins us on the show! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:   How much weight did you put on after your 8 week challenge? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Weight”. Cooper Smith ran 250km straight to raise money for I am hope, so we get him on to talk about this massive feat! What ruined your name? I’m here & you’re there! Storme has another go at being the human calorie counter, this time with Twisties. We try out a rap challenge. Storme reckons he can identify stores just by the smell of them. What do you reckon is the best smelling store? Nickson’s been papped using his burner account. Can you bring an iced coffee to an interview?   Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Nickson gets deep and shares his feelings. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Ken”. Uso vs Bro vs Toko vs Kill vs Mate. What’s the best? What has someone said out loud that made you go “woah woah woah?!” Your go to bunking spots at high school. Channing Tatum has a burner account, do you have one? Taylor Serage joins us to talk about Max vs 100 with Red Bull. Storme gets his final weigh in for the big brown slim down! We test out the human calorie counter. What is the best part of “I will always love you”? We try a new controversial game… What dat accent?! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:   It’s been 48 hours since the Wahs loss, how we all feeling whānau? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Birds”. Nickson’s son Atoa celebrated his first birthday yesterday, and he went to the BOUJEEST place for his bday lunch… How many NZ reps listen to us? What dat suburb! You tell us an out the gate story, we try and guess what suburb it happened in. What would Beauty & The Beast look like if it was set in NZ? What would The Lion King look like if it was set in Samoa? This planet is boring AF… What would make it more interesting?   Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: If no one likes talking to you, Tegan has some tips. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Balls”. Look, we know the Wahs lost… So we’re opening up the “Wah Wah Line” every hour so you can have a wah. Tegs successfully split the G! What are you adding to your CV? Storme got left out to dry when he was MCing the tennis. I’m telling your Mum! Who do you need to tell on from the weekend? Tegan had her first marae stay over the weekend! What crazy hobby have your parents taken up? Storme was backing Japan to win the Tennis so it would finish early and he could go to the Wahs… What culture do you wish you were apart of? Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: What would you remove from human existence? That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Kings”. We talk to Mia Anderson from the Black Ferns about their game this weekend. Are you over 30, have no kids but still have milo? You better not talk about my hairline… Nickson can’t stand the smell of fake tan. What’s the smell that triggers you? Mike from Rebel Souljahz joins us on the show to talk about Kingston Calling. Who tf are the LSBs??? The Court Session is back! And it’s Nickson’s first. Lets just say he made the cut more than once… Tegan is doing noho and staying on the marae, but she needs some tips! Martin Devlin is back from South Africa! Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Someone is walking around Aotearoa not knowing they’re the smartest person in this country… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Harps”. Who’s the uncle that is not really your uncle? Harry Potter out of context to bamboozle Nickson. I’m here, and you’re there! It’s SAVAGE today. Storme has a motivational poem for the Knights ahead of their game against the Wahs this weekend. Have your parents ever called out your partner for being too ugly? What’s your povo meal? Stan Walker joins us to have a kōrero about his new waiata “Kāinga”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Judge Judy is retiring! That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Fish”. Have you ever had to fight for your love like Akon? We try and learn the longest place name in Aotearoa What’s a product that is all sheeiiiit? We talk to Riana Te Ngahue about enrolling to vote. We read out some feedback about the new CRL line. Anyone else faking a 5am run to avoid an awkward morning with a 1 night stand. What is the best part of the first Shrek movie? Paige comes through to talk about new music & give us a acoustic performance. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: New Yorkers are spending too much money on OnlyFans… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Reo”. Nickson and his Wife have started day drinking now their son is at school. Storme LOVES a Tiny Desk performance, and the combos of them. What’s your heavenly combo? What dat suburb! Someone is driving a couch down the road. 5 situations you need to see someone in before dating them. Storme’s body is giving “Computer Server”, what is your body giving? Storme jinxed the Wahs, tell him to SHUSH! Shoutout to these GOATED lollies. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegan has reached a new level of lazy… That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Losses”. Storme was meant to do content at the Wahs game over the weekend. Lets just say the content consisted of adult fantas… Men are happier when they date younger women? Nickson’s poppa sadly passed away, but before he died he was waiting on someone… I’m telling your Mum! Who needs to be told off from the weekend?? Tegs went to Pak’nSave for the first and last time over the weekend. What gets you overstimulated?? Nickson’s newest artist on his playlist… Someone at Nickson’s local bowls club walked home after the Wahs loss to be in his thoughts… How did you recover from the loss? Someone GOATED said they were proud of Storme. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegs has got some kupu Māori for you to use next week. That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Trains”. Are you above average when it comes to kissing? Storme has a new game “Follow the Script”! Who was your 2000s crush? We talk about the new iPhone Duo and how we’ll never afford it… Share you Wahs gameday experience… PAINT THE PICTURE! Taylor Serage will be versing THE Max Verstappen in the Red Bull Max vs 100! So we see if she’s up to the challenge. Tegs loves to take things slow…. How do you take it slow in your life? The Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh is BACK! Where Producer Arun calls the team out on their mishaps from the week. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:   That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks PHONE  If you’re a parent, Tegs has a hack for you to try  The new iphone just got uncovered… what are we thinking about it?  Storme is being reported to the PARU POLICE. Ain’t no way he’s doing this at restaurants  I’m here, you’re there  Shay doesn’t believe in closure…  Which flav of Raro was the best? Asking the hard hitting questions this morning  Tegs is a changes guy, she walking around Ben10 right now and she proud of it    Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison

Kia ora to the Darlings! Prod. Shay coming through to deliver you your podcast. Much love ❤️ - Shay wants to know what we're doing about GTA 6!?- Women are trading in their dating 'norms' to invest more in an emotional platonic friendship. - Shay has oversold herself, and she can't escape the inevitable. - Storme took 'Mr. Think-About-It' to get boil-up ingredients. - Storme is morphing into the girlies the more he's with Tegz & Prod. Shay. - Sleep for dinner? - The WAH's just gained another fan! (s/o to Tracey) - Are you a Jedi at heart? Storme has your ideal location. Stay blessed, stay safe! we run it back tomorrow - BLEHHH!

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today: Tegs has got some healthy relationship tips for ya! That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Police” How are you cooking up your boilup? What do you have that everyone wants but you’ve had enough of? You only have to pay $350 a month for rent, but you live in a retirement village… Are you taking the cheap rent? What would be on your suburbs flag? Shay has a PSA for sperm donors… Storme reveals what dat sound is! My partner keeps… Fill the blanks! Geeks unanonymous! Call through and tell us why you’re a geek! Stan Walker comes through for a kōrero about “Family Tree”. Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx