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Jackie sits down with Morgan Stewart to weigh in on the Alex Cooper/Alix Earle fallout, how they are going to manufacture their own feud, and what’s wrong with Lake Arrowhead. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Brodo: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLE Kindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIE OSEA: Get 10% off your first order sitewide with code JACKIE at www.OSEAMalibu.com Rocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions, monitor your spending, and help lower your bills so you can grow your savings at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLE Ritual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a great episode, Jackie recaps how King Richard changed her life, the time she got kicked out of a youth sports league for breaking someone's nose, and warns Megan Fox about being Dutch-ovened. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/BIBLE SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner Revolve: Shop at www.REVOLVE.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order #REVOLVEpartner Quince: Refresh your spring wardrobe with free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLE Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is solo parenting AGAIN and praises women at the Masters, addresses future concerns about her health due to her soon to be protruding clavicles, and navigates the treacherous waters of the injustice of the patriarchy in the media. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to get 15% off at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLE Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com Wayfair: Shop Way Day from April 25th through the 27th to get up to 80% off with fast and free shipping at www.Wayfair.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has settled into spring and discusses proper parenting at wineries, gives a lukewarm review of Summer House, and tries to explain her alien frog infestation. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first order, plus free shipping with code bitchbible at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible Revolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Pique: Get 10% off for life and begin your intentional wind-down journey today at www.Piquelife.com/bible BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is fresh off a little reckless antiquing to discuss Gloria’s termite infestation, her philanthropic passion for serving alcohol in old folks homes, and her Dim the Lights revival performed for the local police department. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Kindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIE Leesa Mattresses: Use code BIBLE to get 20% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off at www.Lessa.com Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Behold Jackie, Destroyer of Content, discusses Taylor Frankie Paul’s implosion, Melissa Wood-Tepperberg’s self indulgent ADHD diagnosis, and current online trends that she hates. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: BRODO: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLE Little Spoon: Get 30% off your first online order with code BIBLE at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Revolve: Shop my favorites and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Ritual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Quit with Jones: Start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code BIBLE at www.QuitWithJones.com/BIBLE Revolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCH SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at http://skims.com/bible. #skimspartner Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is coming off a social media fast and recounts Gloria’s recent near death experience, reviews the Oscars fashion, and graces listeners with answers to their questions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After reviewing past episodes Jackie realizes the show is as great as it has ever been, issues an apology, discusses her blunt but honest communication style, and extols the sleep benefits of a recreational, domestic argument. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from a grueling commercial shoot and talks about the toll of being social, the two approved methods of socialization for females, and a paranormal experience at the Sunset Tower Hotel. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by Ashley and Rayna from Girls Gotta Eat to talk about micro-penises, their four and a half hairs, Jackie’s recent exorcism, and Pampas grass. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie discusses some aesthetic revisions she would like to make in 2022, discovers her husband's childhood attempts at poetry and goes over some celebrity TikTok conspiracy theories.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie makes a strong case for mother of the year with her Valentine’s Day dedication to Clyde and his grown up vocabulary, explains to Andrew what a landscape architect does, and pitches herself as a new friend to Rihanna and Adele. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has been struck by divine inspiration for her backyard renovation and talks about her grand welcome to the stone yard, Clyde’s night in Abu Ghraib, and wiping away tears of laughter to be a Good Samaritan. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com Revolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bible Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie continues to persevere through facial paralysis to bring you a recap of the Grammys and Clyde’s visit to urgent care, while also taking a moment to rip linear lantern light fixtures to shreds. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.