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The crew dives into the latest federal giveaways as Kyle breaks down the $1,000 "Trump Accounts" for newborns and the weird, reptilian-like press conference featuring Susan Dell. The hosts debate the Pentagon's unprecedented plan to livestream the military firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan, clashing over state-sanctioned murder and the "just following orders" defense. Shifting to public health tyranny, the gang covers New York slapping Amish schools with $2,000-a-day fines over measles vaccine mandates and Maryland sticking to its own aggressive jab schedules. Finally, they react to Pete Hegseth's anti-woke War Department rhetoric, while Alex and Kyle confirm the bizarre, intrusive physical exams required to join the ranks. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

Jared, James Babb, and token minarchist Kyle kick off the show reacting to Donald Trump’s unhinged UN speech threatening to annihilate Iran unless a deal is reached right after the election. Granite State Libertarian Party chair Rachel Blackfire drops by to give the inside scoop on the disaffiliation of the New Hampshire LP, exposing Jeremy Kaufman’s attempts to sabotage the brand with overt racism, Republican straight-ticket voting, and credentialing five-year-olds at conventions. The crew breaks down the controversy over Trump carving out 17,500 refugee slots specifically for white South African Afrikaners, debates whether fascism is left- or right-wing, and mourns the collapse and uncertain future of Porkfest. Later, the guys examine Tornado Cash founder Roman Storm feeding his court docket into AI to generate a Hollywood-style docudrama, sparking a deep dive into AI music, dead internet theories, and the fight for creative authenticity. Finally, Otto drops in late from setting up his wife's laptop to recount his daughter crowd-surfing at a Hatebreed show, while Jared gives a tour of his new house, roasting the previous owners for leaving an ugly chandelier and taking the washer and dryer. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

Alex returns from his Orthodox pilgrimage to the Republic of Georgia to share rave reviews of affordable wine, fresh food, and mountain monasteries before the crew dives straight into Washington's foreign policy chaos. The hosts discuss Thomas Massie's push to impeach Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over unauthorized military escalations and bypassed War Powers limits, react to Hillary Clinton's comments regarding prior warnings before October 7th, and highlight the Houthis shutting down Red Sea shipping lanes, striking Saudi pipelines, and downing an advanced F-15 fighter jet. Shifting closer to home, the gang vents about skyrocketing fuel and utility costs, Maryland's extortionate vehicle registration fees, and Alex's neighborhood battle against the Baltimore City Department of Transportation's $471 mandatory alley-paving assessment. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

Otto returns and welcomes Kyle back to the fold as the crew breaks down Donald Trump's latest campaign promise: bribing voters with a $5,000 midterms dividend. The gang tears into the economic insanity of the proposed $1.3 trillion handout, rising Treasury yields, and the widening disconnect between Washington cheerleaders and regular people facing brutal grocery and gas inflation. Shifting to the courts, they revisit the hung jury in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial, debating psychiatric drug cocktails and the systemic failures of the justice system. Turning abroad, the hosts analyze Houthi drone strikes hammering Saudi oil infrastructure and the shifting tides of asymmetric warfare before swapping travel notes—covering Jared’s bird-watching excursion and Mamajuana tastings in the Dominican Republic, alongside Otto’s heavy metal marathon seeing Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

In this episode, with Otto missing in action, Jared, Alex, and James jump right into Donald Trump's new executive order renaming Lake Ontario to "Lake America," mocking the sheer absurdity of his 50% tariffs on Canadian goods. The crew then pivots to the Middle East, marveling at the Houthis destroying a U.S. Abrams tank with a cheap drone, an alleged Iranian female ninja army, and the USS Abraham Lincoln fleeing to Thailand after 250 days at sea. Back stateside, they break down the U.S. Treasury officially sanctioning an Italian encryption collective as a far-left terrorist threat, and New York slapping Amish schools with $118,000 in fines over vaccine mandates. Shifting to Baltimore, the hosts roast a chaotic "teen takeover" at the Hampden Rotunda shopping center that ended with a scooter crashing through a store window. Finally, the boys review the tragic Lindsay Clancy case in Massachusetts, debating the brutal side effects of psychiatric drugs and the state's flipped burden of proof for the insanity defense. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

Australian expat Kate the Great joins the show to share her hot toddy COVID remedies and vent about Texas slapping felony penalties on Delta-8 cannabis. The crew laughs at viral footage of federal marshals collapsing a second-story deck before checking out Sparrow Map, a decentralized network built to turn the surveillance grid back onto police vehicles. They also review a hilarious San Diego City Council speech where an activist channels the Galactic Empire to expose the dystopian reach of municipal Flock cameras. Shifting to Middle East geopolitics, the hosts discuss deteriorating conditions aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and marvel at Iran's brutally effective Lego animation propaganda. Finally, the gang breaks down the realities of military conscription, compares colonial histories between Australia and North America, and wishes a happy birthday to the legendary Ron Paul. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

In this episode, Otto returns to the mic just in time to hear Jared break down his latest Baltimore blackout food rescue and debate whether portable battery banks beat out finicky gas generators. Babs reports back from Midwest Peace and Liberty Fest in Michigan, detailing an awkward run-in with Free State Project director Eric Brakey over the organization's embrace of ICE detention centers. The crew then breaks down the escalating conflicts in the Middle East, explaining why depleted missile stockpiles and Chinese rare-earth mineral restrictions signal the collapse of overseas empire building. Otto vents about runaway inflation, his crushing $800 utility bill, and the predictable cycle of Baltimore City mayoral corruption. Finally, the boys question the government's kill-on-sight spotted lanternfly propaganda and reminisce about deploying parasitic nematodes to wage biological warfare for outdoor weed plants. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

In this episode, the crew is joined by Lou Feen for a classic PRL dive into memes, propaganda, COVID accountability, and why the internet may be the only way to survive the newsfeed. They break down Rand Paul’s grilling of Fauci, the lab-leak coverup, gain-of-function research, and why nobody should expect real justice from congressional theater. The conversation then shifts to the Midwest Peace and Liberty Fest, Lake Satoshi, flock cameras, Canada, and the strange beauty of liberty people gathering in the woods. Later, they spiral into Mitch McConnell proof-of-life photos, AI politicians, Netanyahu’s influence, voting myths, central planning, and Mamdani’s proposed government grocery stores. It all wraps with socialism, state liquor stores, smuggling, and the eternal truth that voting harder probably won’t save you. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

In this episode, James reports live from a Harvest Host brewery in New Brunswick, celebrating the complete absence of speed traps and Flock cameras across the border. The crew breaks down Donald Trump's new 50% tariffs on Canadian exports like booze, auto parts, and dairy, while mocking his proclamation that America has entered its ultimate "golden age". After watching a college student mock Trump's accordion hands live during a rally speech, the boys debate what a libertarian Mount Rushmore should look like, ultimately settling on chiseling a solid iron Killdozer into the mountainside. They also review video of a boomer Cubs fan slapping a spectator for sitting during the national anthem, as well as a tragic Iranian missile strike on a U.S. base in Jordan. Finally, the hosts roast a body-positive feminist hiking group that got stranded on a two-mile trail in Yosemite, leaving them facing a massive $70,000 helicopter rescue bill. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

In this episode, the crew dives into the conspiracy theories surrounding Lindsey Graham's sudden death after a trip to a Ukrainian drone factory, debating whether a Russian strike or polonium poisoning took out the notorious warmonger. They also roast the recent NDAA vote merging U.S. and Israeli military resources, laughing at the sheer absurdity of Graham's sister being appointed to fill his vacant Senate seat. From there, the boys ridicule the Department of War's new "High-T" policy mandating testosterone screenings for aging troops, arguing it's just the latest step toward a taxpayer-funded super-soldier program. Shifting to domestic grifts, they mock the U.S. Mint's new gold Trump coin, reminisce about the iconic Trumpy Bear infomercials, and expose the White House teleprompter operator who cashed in on Kalshi betting markets. Finally, they close out by discussing Tulsi Gabbard's press release on Anthony Fauci and the Wuhan lab leak, wondering why these massive scandals always fade into the ether without any real accountability. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

In this episode, the hosts broadcast from deep within Canuckistan detailing the bizarre censorship quirks of Canadian Facebook, the state-run gas stations fixing prices across the country, and the history of catastrophic explosions in Halifax. Back in the states, the crew reacts to the sudden news that Senator Mitch McConnell was hospitalized after being found unconscious, prompting a morbid debate on when it's time for aging politicians to get a "do not resuscitate" order—and whether Thomas Massie might step into his seat if he doesn't make it. Next, they dig into the bizarrely subsidized "Freedom Gas" stations backed by Donald Trump, questioning whether the launch is an actual policy move or just an AstroTurf campaign to buy votes. Later, the conversation pivots to the stealthy rise of ubiquitous "Flock" license plate cameras, warning that the mass-surveillance data requires the exact massive data centers that normies assume are only being built for AI. Finally, the boys dive into the "Malthusian cult" of billionaires modifying mosquitoes and depopulating the globe, wrapping the episode with a quick review of Pabst Blue Ribbon's highly questionable pickle-flavored beer. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

In this episode, the boys broadcast live from Jeff's pool party, kicking off with a chaotic rant about navigating a heavily regulated Pennsylvania state liquor store just to score some High Noons. Alex explains how he’s radicalizing his welding students by screening the Marvin Heemeyer Tread documentary, while Babs highlights a new Enemies of the State promo for Dexter Taylor, a family man facing prison for manufacturing firearms at home. The crew then breaks down Thomas Massie's epic confrontation with a harassing reporter and rips into the absurd $32 million primary campaign AIPAC weaponized to oust him. After roasting a neocon congressman who bragged about eating lobster while regular Americans live paycheck to paycheck, Alex teeters dangerously close to a platform ban by suggesting it’s time to start tarring and feathering politicians in Minecraft. Finally, they dissect Tucker Carlson's rumors of a new political party and debate whether the Mises Caucus completely blew their 2022 takeover of the Libertarian Party due to federal infiltration and purist infighting. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

In this episode, the boys shake off a two-week hiatus to mock the latest round of political bread and circuses, diving straight into the peak-boomer saga of Trump's motorcade allegedly driving through a freshly painted, algae-ridden Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. The crew rips into the corporate theater of the UFC after Sean Strickland got sidelined for making the ultimate tactical error—mocking Zionists—before sliding smoothly into a pitch for literal congressional gladiator battles to the death. Things take a characteristically dark turn as they analyze the dystopian horrors of Canada's MAID program, warning you peasants exactly why checking the "organ donor" box on your driver's license is basically signing up to get chopped open for parts. Finally, they sound the alarm on the digital panopticon, exposing how ubiquitous "Flock" surveillance cameras and massive data centers are building your neighborhood prison, while Babs teeters dangerously close to an FBI raid by giving a military-hobbyist breakdown of un-jammable, fiber-optic suicide drones. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

In this episode, the crew addresses the political chaos within the Libertarian Party following recent conventions, highlighting Otto's controversial business-casual dress code proposal, internal spending disputes, and the sudden removal of Otto and Ben from the social media team over anti-war posts regarding Israel and Ukraine. The hosts review their independent $44,000 "Enemies of the State Bash" and challenge Austin Petersen’s pro-war arguments before shifting to broader "Clown World" issues. Finally, they critique Bernie Sanders' and AOC's proposed AI data center moratorium as a state-grab for narrative control, warn against the stealthy rise of local "Flock" surveillance cameras and 2027 mandated car kill switches, and debate the logistical realities of building off-grid hydro, solar, and wind power systems to escape the digital grid. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!

In this episode, the crew is joined by Kate (@LadyLibertyAustralia) and Axel for a recap of the Libertarian Party convention, the Enemies of the State bash, and the ongoing circus of LP drama. James breaks down the event, including the surprisingly polished production, crypto prisoner advocacy, Dexter Taylor, Lynn Ulbricht, Ammon Bundy, and Afroman’s very on-brand no-show. The conversation then veers into dress codes, barefoot delegates, Star Child, libertarian weirdos, and whether the LP should look respectable or just fully embrace the freak show. Things get spicy with the disaffiliation of LP New Hampshire, Jeremy Kauffman drama, the new LNC chair’s past, and the eternal debate between anarchists, constitutionalists, and “taxation is actually dues” people. It wraps with Massie, AIPAC, Israel, Milei’s superhero costume, and a reminder that libertarian politics is mostly just chaos with better merch. ----- Help out the show at PRLFans.com!! Buy our shirt at libertariancountry.com and enter code PRL to save 10%!