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Stoner Libra:  Known by the other signs in the stoner Zodiac as the most balanced of all the bud-loving star tribe. The pursuer of top shelf nugs and the middle path. Forever striving to reach new heights, yet is somehow always able to keep a level head with their feet on the ground. But, my balanced stoner Libra, is this desire to be at peace simply a part of your DNA, or is your drive to seek equilibrium because it’s what others have come to expect of you? This month, you might spend many smokey nights contemplating meaning and motivations.  Perhaps the sacred herb will illuminate the pressure of meeting expectations.  But the question that matters most during this period is this:  How do you see yourself?  This month stoner Libra, you need to fire up the ganja, focus on what you see when you look inside, and simply let everyone else’s opinion blow away with the smoke.  Self-care is often the foundation to growth and greater self-understanding.  Consistent meditative smoke sessions throughout the first Summer month will be a must. Stoner Libra, sometimes you just need to break away from the daily grind to pack a bowl for one.  Just you, a fresh bowl of your favorite cannabis strain, and a quiet place to enjoy your smoke in silence. At first you might feel like you’re shirking your relationship responsibilities, or avoiding your partners-in-chronic. But you don’t have to skip social smoke sessions altogether, or pass up every ganja-filled gathering.  After-all, the goal this month isn’t to become a reclusive hot-boxing hermit, who only tokes by themselves. The goal is to give yourself enough space to breathe in the perspective-expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and figure out what balance means to you. Get your own Chakras aligned first stoner Libra, then everything and everyone will fall into place.

If I could pick one strain to define this period for stoner Libras, it would be Trainwreck. This month will hit you hard.  It will take you on a wild ride through intense emotions.  But in the end it will leave you feeling healed and lighter than you were before. While the effects of Trainwreck paint a picture of what to expect during May, it doesn’t necessarily mean it has to be your particular herbal prescription for the month. You can stock your stash jars full with whatever types of kind buds you please. But, the secret to sustaining your infamous Libra Equilibrium will be to have a wide range of strains at your combustible disposal.  A selection that can provide you with a variety of effects to help you stay calm, cool, and centered as you navigate through the cosmic chaos. Stoner Libra, in addition to your regular regiment of recreational reefer, spending quality time with your cannabis companions will be a necessity in May.  Quality time with your best buds will help maintain balance as you navigate the highs and lows of your own emotional journey. Stoner Libra, you don’t usually have any problems being outgoing, sociable, and friendly. You are always down to puff, puff, and pass the pipe with your partners-in-chronic. And you are known to lead by example and embody the saying, “Sharing is caring.” But it is also true that sometimes you hide behind the smoke, instead of sharing how you really feel.  Opening up and allowing yourself to be vulnerable can be daunting, but it is necessary in order to grow spiritually and emotionally. Just inhale a deep breath of the sacred herb stoner Libra. Ingest the calming cannabis vapors, and let your feelings and words flow freely. You may discover that your willingness to talk about your inner workings will inspire someone near you to light up, and finally let go of what’s been holding them back.

Stoner Libra, this year you don’t have to wait for Summer to experience a season of love. This April, whether you are single or in a relationship, you can expect to reignite old flames, fan the embers of your current partnership, or feel the spark of a new romantic interest. When you reup your stash of sacred herbs, be mindful that you will be packing many of your bowls for two; so stock up heavy this month. Of course, passing around kind buds is not the only way to show your affection stoner Libra.  But it is true that sharing is caring, and you don’t want your smoke sessions to end early because you ran out of nugs. This season my lovely Libra, the blessings of Venus will not be limited exclusively to romantic relationships. You can expect to strengthen bonds, and deepen connections, with all of your fellow terrestrial astronauts; whether they are a lover, your best bud, or your newest coworker. I do offer one cautionary comment stoner Libra:  It is a good idea to keep your peace pipe packed and ready to puff puff and pass throughout the month. Yes, it is true you can expect to see a great deal of growth and evolution in many of your interpersonal relationships, but it is also true that sometimes growth comes with growing pains. The tradeoff of getting to know someone better is that you won’t always like everything you might learn about them. Stoner Libra, just remember that you’re not always going to agree on everything. Instead of arguing, toke on it, and talk about it.  When you light up a bowl of the sacred sinsemilla you can rise above almost any problem. Afterall, it doesn’t matter if you’re team Indica and they’re team Sativa; because at the end of the day, you are all a part of team green!

Stoner Libra, sometimes life is like a bag of bud, and unfortunately, it’s not always going to be the top shelf kind. Sometimes it seems like the bag has more stems and seeds than anything worth smoking inside.  When you get dealt a subpar sack you can choose to waste time picking through the unwanted parts trying to salvage worthwhile nugs. Or, you can count your losses, toss the whole thing, and try for a better bag.  It’s only March my balanced stoner Libra!  Already you’ve experienced what seems like a year’s worth of seeds and stems. But this month it is time to let go of all the shortcomings, fire up some kinder buds, and toke a fresh start.  The good news stoner Libra is that this month will be shwag free!  The stars have aligned in your favor, and the cosmic haze that overshadowed the first couple months of 2022 will fade, clearing the way for higher prospects. So get ready for a come up! Of course, you will still have to work for it stoner Libra. The first few days of March should be spent in meaningful medicated meditation. Breathe deep, inhale the perspective-expanding magic of the sacred herb. If the cosmos is bringing you a fresh start and new opportunity, you will need to know what you want to achieve, and how high you want to rise. Don't worry if you feel like the year has been mediocre so far.  Know that from this point forward how far you go will only be limited by what you can imagine. It’s finally your turn stoner Libra. Now it’s your time to dream big, smoke better, and manifest the magical future that you want to see!

Stoner Libra, of all the signs of the stoner Zodiac, you had one of the most energetic and aspirational starts to the new year. While others were still recovering from 2021, feeling dazed and confused, you were busy planting the foundational seeds for the big come up in 2022. You should be proud of the work you’ve put in during these first few weeks. A celebratory bowl or two are definitely in order! But there is still much to do stoner Libra, so don’t overdo it. Remember, there is a difference between lighting up a chronic bowl of calming cannabis after a long day of work, and smoking yourself into a couch-coma. Stoner Libra, you often play the mediator and mentor to those in your inner smoke circle, helping others to see both sides of the equation and maintain spiritual balance. But this month you will have to pay close attention to your own personal inner equilibrium. With such ambitious goals you have set for yourself it can be discouraging when you don’t see results immediately. Remember my stoner Libra, you’re in it for the long haul! Gardens don’t sprout overnight; seeds take time to grow; the dankest buds require patience and care and diligence to become extra frosty. Stoner Libra, when it comes to your selection of sinsemilla this February, get back to your balanced roots and stick to hybrid nugs. Sometimes you will need the sacred herb to help calm your eagerness to get to the finish line. But, you will also want something that will motivate you to keep it moving and remind you that the time will come when you get to harvest the fruits of all your hard work. Try not to spend so much time worrying about how much you’re getting done. Instead, keep to your grind, light one up, and just let it grow!

Stoner Libra, the new year will truly be a time to hit the reset button.  An opportunity to turn over a new, fresh, and frosty leaf.  Just remember that starting over doesn’t always mean you are starting at the bottom.  What do you do when the stash jar gets low?  You reup.  My balanced stoner, regardless of where you begin, 2022 is the year of the come up!  And when it comes to how high you climb, the sky won’t be the limit; only how big you dare to dream, and how hard you are willing to grind. Your energy, enthusiasm, and aspirations are likely to be contagious in January. While others hide inside, away from the cool winter weather, you will be the friend with the greenest ganja.  Lighting up, lifting spirits, and inspiring your fellow cannasseurs to get off the couch, and to keep it moving! Stoner Libra, just like two bowls is better than one, you will accomplish more of your goals by teaming up with like-minded partners in chronic. Begin each brainstorming session by sparking up some sweet sinsemilla.  That will help to get the synapses firing at full speed, and assist in unlocking maximum creative energy. This time of constructive cooperation is more than just the old saying that ‘sharing is caring.’  It’s about teaming up to imagine and manifest what individually would have been thought inconceivable. This January, stay busy stoner Libra, but don’t forget balance. Invoke the uplifting vapors of the sacred herb to help you soar to new heights.  But remember your cannabis copilot is also there whenever you need to come back down to earth.

Stoner Libra, you pride yourself in your contemplative, calculated, and at times, cautious approach to navigating your way through the cosmos. But, if there is anything the past year has shown you, it is that even the most meticulous preparations cannot prevent the universe from throwing a stem in those sticky plans. So, during the final days of 2021, allow yourself to light up, and let go, of your usual inhibitions. This December is a time for tokin’ up and taking chances, my balanced stoner Libra. Take the road less traveled, or blaze new trails of your own, far from the beaten path! However, this more adventurous attitude is not a license for poor decision making. You’ll know when something is too far out of the norm, and just probably isn’t a good idea. If you’re having a tough time deciding how to proceed, take time to think on it and toke on it with the sacred herb.  Make sure the smoke has cleared before you make your next move. Stoner Libra, this month, it is truly the season of Sativa. Allow the sacred vapors of these stimulating varieties of sensemilla to inspire, elevate, and expand your mind. Sticking to a consistent regiment of more uplifting cannabis strains will help you think more creatively, and drive your ambitions to embark upon new adventures.  This cannabis prescription will also give you the energy and motivation to actually get out there and do it! Although for many December is the time for gift giving and presents, your focus should be on experiences. Now is the time to speak up at work, and share the out-of-the-box idea you’ve always thought would increase efficiency.  That stoner genius you were worried your coworkers would think was half-baked, but it might be weird enough to work. And while you are busy treating others to gifts on their wishlists, don’t forget to treat yourself. Splurge a little and get those high-octane, top-shelf buds!  Spark up a bowl, and pick up the book you’ve been wanting to read.  Or catch up on that show everyone has been raving about.  Maybe break out the art supplies, and unleash the inner creativity you’ve been hiding from the world! Stoner Libra, if you do find that this new adventurous version of yourself is too much for you to handle, you can always hit reset at the New Year, and get back to your perfectly balanced self. Tweet

Stoner Libra, there’s no need to wait for the New Year to start working on the New You! Other signs have already resigned themselves to a slow roll through Winter:  Stuck on the couch, performing the same predictable actions every day – eat, smoke, sleep, repeat. Not you stoner Libra! This month you will be busy ripping up the weeds, preparing the groundwork, and planting the seeds for all that you wish to manifest in 2022. And while you might feel a little envious when you see some of your partners-in-chronic lighting up and lounging about, you can breathe easy knowing it will all be worth it. Right now is the season to stay focused on growing your greens stoner Libra; both kind, the spendable and the smokeable. Use this period of positive monetary momentum to pay down debts and stock up your stash jars. And if your bank account is already in the positive, and you find yourself with surplus funds after your bills are paid, put the extra into your savings or rainy day fund.  And since this month is all about preparing for the future, maybe it’s high time for a crypto investment. But, amidst this busy season of endless productive energy and big goals, don’t forget that maintaining equilibrium is your most basic guiding principle. So pay attention to when your mental and emotional batteries are feeling low.  You need to take a medicated meditative break with the sacred herb to recharge your cosmic spacesuit. Stoner Libra, in order to stay grinding, you need to stay grounded. If at any time you are feeling like you are working too much, don’t be afraid to mix in a little play. You are more than a cog in the machine.  Sometimes it takes fully unplugging to remind ourselves of this truth.  Our cannabis copilot is always there to connect us to the bigger picture. There’s a great big planet out there stoner Libra. Get back to your roots with a pre-roll and a nature walk. And if the weather won’t allow it, pack a fresh bowl, grab your favorite munchies, spark one up, and stream the latest nature show online. After all, you don’t always have to travel far to explore the wider world around you. Sometimes your adventure through the cosmos starts with the click of a button, and the click of a lighter! Tweet

Ah stoner Libra, you are the stoner star sign filled with a balanced mission on the terrestrial plane.  But so often this justice-seeking eye is turned outwardly as you strive to bring balance to others.  In October, cosmic winds may knock you out of your comfort zone.  Instead of bringing justice and balance to your smoke circle, the month will be filled with internal analysis as your third eye gaze is turned inward. Breathe deep stoner Libra.  Inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb.  Don’t try to withstand the brisk cosmic wind, embrace it! Stock the stash jars with a deep Indica cannabis strain, and an Indica dominant hybrid strain.  The settled and contemplative nature of this species of the sacred herb will allow you to sink deep within yourself.  It will assist you in shining a light on the internal areas that might need work, care, or sympathy. Halloween Glass Giveaway Toke time with the sacred herb for a solo medicated meditative smoke session.  Reconnect your head with your soul.  Apply the empathy you use to help others upon yourself. Don’t be late stoner Libra.  The most opportune time to re-balance your internal drives with this solo deep dive within yourself will be early in the month.  The New Moon falls on the 6th.  This Moon phase will provide the perfect period to explore the window into yourself. This meditative practice in internal analysis, and maybe even judgement, will create an immediate impact in October.  After the Full Moon of the 20th, the smoke circle might be buzzing with bowls and energy. Stay with the Indica hybrid during this time stoner Libra.  Other stoner star signs may be feeling the universe differently than you.  It is at this time you must stay connected to the cannabis inspired directives you manifested earlier in the month. With the help of your cannabis copilot, and disciplined meditation, October should be a progressive month for you moving forward.  Stay connected to your internal work stoner Libra.  Insecurities, judgements, and frivolous dramas are all part of the human experience.  Once you are re-balanced, and your soul is settled, there is nothing that can knock you off course again. Tweet

Stoner Libra, remember that even the tallest of trees is only as strong as its roots. With cosmic winds expected to increase with intensity, and become more unpredictable in September, it will be crucial to prepare yourself.   Make sure you are planted firmly in solid ground. If you haven’t been working in the past months on finding your inner equilibrium, don’t worry stoner Libra. Just be sure to toke time in the first days of the month to meditate with the sacred herb before the stellar gusts become too strong. You are well adept in the delicate art of achieving balance; so I highly recommend you cultivate this middle-of-the-road mantra by searching out, and sticking to, hybrid cannabis strains throughout the month. Tried and true classics like OG Kush, Blue Dream, or Girl Scout Cookies will provide the added boost of energy you need to face any challenges that arise; yet these hybrid delights may also provide the calming influence to lead you back to the center path if things get too hectic. Stoner Libra, although you are the poster child of balance and fairness amongst all the stoner zodiac, no one will tell you that it is an easy undertaking. It can be an unthanked endeavor to balance the micro with the macro:  To remain ecologically mindful of how you treat the wider environmental world around you, while still making sure you are kind and caring towards your cannabis companions in your immediate orbit. You will likely be called upon to play the role of mediator between feuding cannabis companions.  Or possibly the life coach to someone who is feeling worn down by unkind cosmic currents.  And, not even you are immune to the wear and tear of the daily grind stoner Libra. Toke time for  the occasional recreational rendezvous to center yourself within the smoke circle.  Smoke sessions exclusively scheduled for roasting bowls and relaxing with your partners-in-chronic. Or, maybe you have that one special person you are always willing to share your top shelf nugs with. Whoever or however you choose to decompress, it will be important you have a designated cannabis confidant during this time. Stoner Libra, you are ready and willing to be the grounding presence to those who seek your help. But, it is always a good thing to have that supportive someone when you need a little help from a friend. That one bud-loving buddy who, at the end of a bad day, will always be there for you with a listening ear, and a freshly packed bowl for two. Tweet

Get ready for fun in the sun stoner Libra.  Positive solar rays will be beaming expansive influence in August.  Perhaps this is the pay-off from months of hard work.  Perhaps it’s just dumb luck, or destiny.  Thankfully this cosmic wind of universal support won’t come with many requirements or traps.  Simple PMA, a positive mental attitude, will be the key to a successfully happy month. Universal influence in the final Summer month will support smoke circle expansion and endo-excursions with the canna-fam.  Make sure your toker’s travel kit is packed and loaded!  Be sure to include a few varying cannabis strains so you have the right tool for the right moment.  And of course, “don’t forget to bring a towel.” Are you familiar with the Law of Attraction stoner Libra?  Basically, anything you can imagine will manifest in this terrestrial world.  Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Dare to dream what it is you truly want in the final Summer month. This is a magical time for you stoner Libra.  Anything is possible.  But, be sure to inhale the positive nature of the sacred herb.  Emanated negativity could manifest poor outcomes.  Puff puff pass positivity stoner Libra. Part of what makes August so magical for the stoner Libra is the hard work that you have put into personal progress this year.  I am sure you have rolled your eyes at the many prompts to use the sacred herb to look deeper inside.  But all those exercises in self reflection will start to pay off stoner Libra. Before you exit August, be sure to look back, and take note with the marijuana smoke, at the how and why you received so many blessings this month.  You might find the power was always within you stoner Libra, not universal influence. Tweet

Stoner Libra, your days of solo smoke sessions on your sofa are over. It’s time you join your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in soaking up the Summer sun.  It’s time to blaze bowls at your favorite outdoor smoke spots! It may have taken you a bit longer than your cannabis companions, but you are back to full burn:  Ready to fill July with epic endo-excursions, and endless canna-adventures. Whether it’s a day trip to the beach, or a vacation getaway to an exotic location, you are sure to share good green, and great vibes, to everyone you encounter on your journey. Stoner Libra, unlike the slow moving foggy days of June, this month you will experience a season of substantial progress, and upward mobility. It may take a couple days to get used to your renewed mental clarity, but once you get going there will be nothing that can slow your roll. Smokin Js online headshop now accepts Bitcoin and Ethereum. Now is the time to aim high stoner Libra. Some of your peers might think you have your head in the clouds.  But in fact, you have never been more grounded and ready to grind. Remember my balanced justice warrior, the bigger the challenge, the more necessary creative problem-solving smoke sessions will be. Stoner Libra, you don’t have to bring work home every night, but you may find that you do some of your best brainstorming off the clock; where you can puff puff and plan without the distractions of the workplace. You may have had a delayed start to the travel season than some of your friends, but now your closest partners-in-chronic may find it hard to keep up with you. Just remember it’s a marathon, not a sprint stoner Libra.  You don’t want to burn through your stash, and stamina, before you make it to your final destination. Before you hit the road, be sure to stock up on some extra sticky hybrid strains.  Canna-classics like Blue Dream, White Widow, or some good old OG Kush will fill your bowls on blazing adventures nicely.  This month you want something that is stimulating and uplifting for your many adventures.  But you also want to be able to pause, toke a puff, and enjoy the scenery and serenity along the way. Just make sure you have enough endocannabinoids to go around stoner Libra. You are by far the most balanced of the stoner Zodiac, but some of your cannabis companions may need a fresh bowl, and a friendly bud, to help them rediscover their own cosmic calm, and inner equilibrium. Tweet