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One co-host goes to the Motherland and the other asks about it | Falafel - Palestinians battle the Jewish Israelis in the only fight that matters | Frying chickpeas is a stain on Vegetarianism | Boosters - Sign up for your weekly shots now | Masks - Why the Ashkenazi girls love 'em | How "I'll look it up" has destroyed the casual conversation | Lindsey Buckingham and the wet dream | Dreidel is just another made-up custom by modern Jewish missionaries and their Gambling in-laws | Dutch Ice Skaters never get camel toe

Guest co-host Ragnar discusses why he allows his 8 year old to watch horror movies which invariably leads to discussions on the following: The pussification of America's youth (trigger warning: pussification does not refer to genitalia but the co-opted version meaning "weak beyond reason") The inherent comedy within all horror A Child influenced by Michael Meyers & Jason Voorhees (not a gay couple) is the most loving child you'll meet Confirmation Bias and why blacks still continue to be the first ones killed on said movies What if the educated elite have been thinking about child raising completely wrong Another anal exam story Solving sub-Saharan poverty through the introduction of Fantasy literature What Harry Potter could learn from a self published Amazon fantasy author Why literary critics don't really understand the purpose of literature in the modern age Convincing the US government to become a show sponsor

Not one of Shlomo & Moshe's better ones. They inappropriately discuss doing podcasts for the Homeless and what topics they might discuss. A conversation about the miseries of childcare, and how nobody really wants to take care of their own kids. A re-cap of a guys trip to the Dominican Republic will excite no one. Disillusionment over the global disappearance of restaurant menus and what that portends for humanity. Learning to ice skate as an adult while managing a burgeoning erection. Halloween - the iconic American holiday bankrolled by the Dental Illuminati. And of course, a shout out to the Peanut Gallery.

Dad Jokes - What's wrong with that | Girl Scout Cookies | Caucasians - The New Asians | Living Close to a Trader Joe's means something...about you | A Squat - Not much difference between the dwelling and the deuce | Police - Are they really Dicks or are you simply not understanding | Medicaid Boob Jobs | Covid Traveling | The Deception of Cottage Grove | Never Getting Excited | Straight Men Acknowledge Other Men are Attractive | If a group of guys travels, one always ends up in trouble, but only one |

Code Switching - The Hosts' Real Identities revealed | Finally getting Listener Number 10 | Papaya Pie feels better than Apple Pie, allegedly | Who is the Master of the Thermostat | Confirmation Bias against the Window Air Conditioner | Mimes - An Excuse to Rage | Murders in the Neighborhood - A Story of a girl and her suitor | Crossing Neighborhood Boundaries and Surviving | Playing the Long Game and still not Converting | What's the latest with the 'Vid' | Masks - Do you assume the person is better or worse looking than they actually are

The High Holiday season overwhelms the hosts who find too many topics related to Jewish holidays. Our Muslim fan base may want to skip this episode. Norm Macdonald Died - Was he really a Jew | Online communities and their threads - Is it ok to post and never participate in the group | Reddit threads - Giving the Retired, independently wealthy and chronically unemployed something to do | Why leave on online review - is it just for Jews? | Selfie Accidents - Probably done by a Jew | Mexican food - Why is it so bad in Europe? The Jews? | Spandex Cyclists - Were they always A**holes? | Sukkot - What the heck is it? | The Camaro Orthodox and why their women don't talk to phallus wearers | My Friend Shlomo | Muslims make Jews look like terrible fasters | Other Podcasts - why you may want to consider something else

Them Jews are back but why so many listeners in Africa | Is it wrong to wear clothing advertising a large multi-national | T-shirts & Pens - where are they coming from and how do we end up with so many for free | Multiple wives - Is that really such a good idea? | Live Stream Subscribers - what do they have to say? Not much in English | What makes a terrorist | Southern accents - are they really the sound of stupid? | New Sponsors want to meet You | Zoom versus Teams - Do you really give a shit? | The Lesbian Fantasy - Putting an end to it | Quitting Facebook but not Instagram | Followers - Isn't 1 person that isn't your mother enough? | Pedophelia - Overrated? | Condone - Why does it have to sound so harsh | TSA - The 9/11 nightmare that won't leave

NUTS Get your hot nuts - The Semites talk pistachios, pecans and some other nuts you might know. Why all the alternatives to Google search suck so stop hating Google. Listeners write in during the livecast - they aren't all enjoying the commentary. Talking before the movies start should not be shushed. Intonation is underrated and may be directly responsible for many perceived perjoratives. And of course, lots of cancel culture verboden words. And George Michael will not be making a guest appearance today. Scheduling difficulties. 

Reaching the end of the internet Lost in translation  Bryant Gumbel does not come on the show Cribbage versus Candy Krush Kids video games today - why they suck Acting like a pedophile in a game chat room to provoke the parents of players - Is that wrong? Having kids to solve the void in your life - Does God punish you with terrible children? Why pay for a therapist when your friends can do the same for free How removing your mask is causing people to act like first timers at an orgy The Van Gogh Immersive exhibit - not only a ripoff, but a wonderful scam

Corporations - They need to find things for their employees to do much like parents with bored children Zoom - introduces a voice to provide a 'perv alert' AI - What does it want with us, and will it involve penetration? Therapy - The horrors of becoming self-aware Bukake - therapy for the masses Muslim men - outraged over the hosts mention of high rates of homosexuality throughout the Islamic world Dating - Would you marry the same person if you found out their flaws on the first date? Steve Jobs - Inventor of Covid Chicago & Amsterdam headlines - The hosts read each other's host city newspapers then disappear

The Semites break a record in listenership. Promises of phallic pumps go unmet. Rolling Stones agree to be podcast's house band. Belarus - Have you heard of this place? Ryan Air is when you know you've outgrown the Greyhound. Why you need to be stoned to do certain things. The Jared Kushner interview - unedited. How did Jews get so neurotic - a reflection. Dogs versus Cats - and the surprising answers our hosts reveal. Bachelors over 50 should not own cats - no matter what.

An in-depth discussion on one of the most vaunted rituals in welcoming middle age: the colonoscopy. And other anal exams. The hosts share their personal horrors and triumphs with the anal probe. Ascension Day - Why the Dutch do it and the Americans refuse. How could Jesus not be full of himself? Live chatters really engage today. What's it like to be vaccinated? And does it really help to get a 3rd shot? When is it worth it to travel for medical treatment? Win a chance to fly to Guinea-Bissau to receive a world renowned penis graft at a rock bottom price.