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Ni ĉi tie ĉe Uloj kaj Pupoj zorgas profunde pri internaciaj aferoj. Do ni decidis, ke la priskribo de ĉi tiu epizodo estos en la lingvo Esperanto. Ĉi tiu stulta, fika lingvo estis desegnita por esti sekundara internacia lingvo kaj ni ĉiuj povas vidi kiel tio rezultis. Podkasto pri Barbie-filmoj devas instrui vin pri ĉi tiu merdo. Sufiĉe embarasa, ĉu? …Dakon

So there’s a joke here… about a certain kind of neckwear…and the kind of material it’s made from. This joke is not suitable for young children. So we’ve decided to be the bigger people and not make a “pearl necklace” joke …Thank you.

A core staple of William Shakespeare’s plays are a cacophony of miscommunications and intertwined personal relationships that have often been though to be easily resolved by simple communication. In the following essay, I shall prove that, without a shadow of a doubt, all issue within all Shakespeare’s plays would be solved by a Hamlet centered harem. …Thank you

And now, the [SECRET] recipe for Martha Stewart’s “Green Juice” 1 green pear, such Anjou, halved. 2 stalks of celery 2 English cucumbers 1 bunch of parsley 1 (1-inch) piece of ginger 2 orange wedges, rind left on. Press ingredients through juicer. Stir, and drink immediately. …Thank you

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets?! No seriously, I’m asking. I just got back in the dating game again and I’m really nervous. My last relationship ended…poorly. I could really use some advice. …Thank you.

And now, a poem by Peepole? Poppy-di-Whoop Scoop-diddy-Whoop Pop-ti Pop Pop Scop-di Sop Sop Scip Scap Mop Lop Bip Bap Nop Rop …Thank you

Bad-Dragon is a terrible business So this WAS a wonderful business that I patronized at least once a year for many years. Then the pandemic hit so they changed things up for the safety of their employees.... and never went back. What's the big change you might ask? Well, before, you could order your own custom toy whenever you liked but then there was a wait period of several months because they got backlogged from so many orders. That led to a lot of negative reviews because people were always complaining about how long it took for their order to be made then shipped. Now, they've solved that problem by not allowing you to even order a toy. Literally since March 2020 if you go to their website you are greeted with a wonderful drop down message that states: "Our queue for custom toys is now full. Thank you for your orders! If you're still interested in purchasing our toys, check out what we have in stock by clicking on this banner." Since spring of last year ANY TIME I go to bad-dragon.com that's the message I get. And since about Jan of this year, they're always almost out of any "inventory", which is just toys that someone else ordered and changed their minds or toys that have something wrong with them, aka a "flop". So their old business model was take orders whenever they come in and suffer bad reviews for taking so long to fulfill and ship said orders. They solved the issue of people complaining about long order wait times by simply just not letting people order lol. Now you have to be in some sort of elite, privileged group of people who know exactly when they plan on opening for orders. Once they do, they fill the next 4 months worth of orders in a few moments then shut down the ordering portion of their site again. The average consumer has no way of knowing if or when they might be allowed to patronize this business. Who would have thought that you'd need to know someone on the inside just to even order a fake dragon dick? TL:DR They've solved their issue of taking forever to fill orders by limiting when people can order and then still taking forever to fill orders. …Thank you

La última vez en Dame Mas Manana, los dos primos amantes, Felipe e Isabella, se dan cuenta, después de un extraño accidente de coloscopia, que no son, de hecho, primos sino hermanos. Esto deja los términos de su herencia nulos y válidos. Con las riquezas de su primo paterno inciertas, el niño bastardo tetrapléjico Alonso-Adriana revela que es el donante leído y reclama toda la fortuna. Mientras tanto, la amiga más querida de Isabella, Roxanna, sufre un terrible accidente, las hormonas de su cirugía de confirmación de género mutan y desarrollan un tercer género nuevo que los médicos ahora llaman "¿Qué?" * The Brothers Cheek quisiera decir que puedes ver Dame Mas Manana de martes a martes a las 9:37 y 9 ": 388 en Tele Mundo

Mas has often asked itself the question “Can some thing be exactly what you expect and also be nothing at all?” Yeah that’s it. Man has done that before. *The Brothers Cheek nod approvingly.

In the bedroom, the mighty bedroom, John bobbit sleeps tonight.In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen, Lorana grabs a knife.A weenie whack, a weenie whack...Owooooooooooo-oooooooooo-oh she threw it in the grass...Owwooooooooooooo-oooooooo the cops busted her ass! *The Brothers Cheek would like to say that one of us thinks we got the wrong song…

Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cloud! It’s another bird! and look at that over there! Now it’s over there! Now it’s over there! Look it's doing a loop-de-loop! *The Brothers Cheek would like to say “Wowie!”

Okay, so we had this idea for a bit with this description. Imagine like, a Yelp review for like an adult film but with this movie instead. We’re having some trouble working this one so we’re gonna come back to it. *The Brothers Cheek would like to say, yeah we’re totally gonna circle back to this one. Trust us. It’s gonna be hilarious!