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It’s nearly the holidays as this issue reaches readers, so a few things are on their minds: how to dress for a festive party; what to wear UNDER those outfits; which fragrances will be most enticing; and, of course, which pieces to purchase if they’re going full Heidicore. Outside the features, we’ve got questions about the Designer Imposters business model, which lockers an “organizer” in a fractional ad will actually fit in, whether actual popular kids are taking time out of their busy social lives to write scolding letters to Sassy, and much much MUCH more. QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is November 1991🎧 Fashion Feature: Yodel🎧 Fashion Feature: Show Offs🎧 What Next: Blueness🎧 Beauty Feature: How To Smell Real Good🎧 About Face🎧 Sassy Ads🎧 Diary: Mutual Admiration Society🎧 Say What🎧 Inside Out: Neill, Neill, Neill, Neill, Neill*🎧 Goodbye For Now🎧 Matchbox Lights NOTES🔫 “Learn Gun Safety With Eddie Eagle (Hosted by Jason Priestley” on YouTube👁️ “Vintage Perfection Matchbook Cosmetic Applicators 40 Ct Pastel Disposable” on eBay🪘 BONGO Women’s Blue Jacket🥛 @randlechris's post of Lynda Barry’s comic about dating Ira Glass✍️ Maureen Callahan’s website🎨 Neill McCutcheon’s website

The time has come to discuss cover boy Jason Priestley, then just a few months into Season 2 of Beverly Hills, 90210. And since we have access to an expert — Sarah D. Bunting, Tara’s co-host on the once-upon-a-time Beverly Hills, 90210 podcast Again With This (though we’ve since gone on to run out of those and move on to Melrose Place, Dawson’s Creek, and very soon Felicity) and co-writer of A Very Special 90210 Book. Before we get to Priestley REALLY straining to seem edgier to Christina than his squeaky-clean character Brandon Walsh, there is much to discuss: Gregorian chants, mood rings, Hard Courts, Barton Fink, and much much more. No need to exchange an egg: hop right in! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store TOPICS🎧 It Is November 1991🎧 What Now🎧 Read It🎧 Watch It🎧 Listen Up🎧 One To Watch🎧 Feature: Jason Priestley, Oh-So Corrupt🎧 Goodbye For Now NOTES🎸 “Beggar Weeds Are Doing Their Own Thing In Their Own Time” at Paste🚔 “Here’s What Happened When The World Learned Of Pee-wee Herman’s Arrest On This Day In 1991” at Yahoo! Entertainment📬 Fan mail in the June 1990 Pop Culture episode of Listen To Sassy🎞️ Barton Fink on Hoopla💂🏻 “Bentley, Derek” at the Criminal Cases Review Commission🛼 Prayer Of The Rollerboys on YouTube📰 Sarah’s review of Adrienne at the Best Evidence newsletter📸 Sophie Hunter on Instagram☕️ Vancouver’s English Bay Café on Facebook🎭 “Talking Shop With Skeet Ulrich” at Los Angeles magazine📸 Peggy Sirota on Instagram📺 “Why Can’t TV Finales Stick A Landing?” by Tara at GQ📖 A Very Special 90210 Book📚 Exhibit B. Books🫆 Best Evidence at Reality Blurred🌴 The Again With This podcast🦋 Sarah on Bluesky🎬 One Act Film

The next U.S. presidential election is a year away, so why not start thinking about candidates outside typical power structures — maybe the first female president could be Lynda Barry! Or Queen Latifah! Or Cindy Crawford even! Then again, if this month’s What He Said is anything to go by, the (good) guys Sassy talks to would TOTALLY vote for a woman but don’t think other hypothetical (bad) guys would, so: better put a pin in this for the next 30 to 60 years. The issue also gets into real girls’ stories of their parents’ terrible divorces; how to get into college even if your SAT scores stink; Karen’s recently deceased friend Aaron; and why you should be at least a little scared of eating fish. You don’t need to be scared of our latest episode, though — come on in, the water’s fine! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is November 1991🎧 Feature: Lynda Barry For President🎧 Feature : Totally Hilarious Divorce Stories🎧 Body Talk🎧 What He Said: Could A Woman Be President?🎧 Help🎧 Stuff You Wrote🎧 Goodbye For Now🎧 They Set Me Up🎧 Alfa Romeo NOTES✏️ Linda Barry’s Cruddy at Simon & Schuster😫 “Hernias In Women: Risk Factors, Symptoms And Prevention” at Brown Health

You might think that the October 1991 quiz, "Are You Relationship-Ready?," would be a cinch for your three married co-hosts, two of whom are married to each other. ...Actually, if you've been listening for a while, you might not think that at all. After sharing our range of results, it's on to your latest calls about everything from how bad Neill sucks to whether Sheila Heti should count her days. Finally, we look back on "Probe," the reader survey from the preview issue of Dirt, and almost make it all the way down the first column of questions! More to come there, but for now, pour something tasty in your color-changing mug and join us! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is October 1991🎧 Quiz: Are You Relationship-Ready?🎧 From The Hotline🎧 Probe

The one thing everyone knows about modeling is that they want you to be tall. Nancy Brensson, one of the cover models for December's reader-produced issue, thinks she should still give it a shot at 5'6". How does it go? Spoiler: pretty much how you'd expect. (Sorry!) Height does keep coming up, though, from 5'11" Janet in an all-Sassy fashion/beauty staff editorial spread to a 5'1" Zits And Stuff letter writer/aspiring basketball player who wants to increase her vertical jump. Milla Jovovich presumably feels safe talking shit about Christina since at 5'9" Milla probably towers over her. All that plus coats, lipstick, and what we'd buy from a back-of-the-issue Teen Sale awaits you in our latest episode! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is September 1991🎧 Fashion Feature: Watch This Girl Become A Model🎧 Fashion Feature: Choose🎧 Fashion Feature: I Would Totally Wear That🎧 About Face🎧 Zits And Stuff🎧 Sassy Ads🎧 Diary: Kimmum Is Feeling Neglected🎧 Say What🎧 Inside Out: Your Idea Here🎧 Goodbye For Now NOTES💄 Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick in Toast Of New York🛳️ "I Really Didn't Want To Go" at Harper's1️⃣ "Robbie Nevil - Just Like You" on YouTube👧🏻 Girls Of A Certain Age, Kim France's newsletter🍗 "What Are Chicken Nuggets Made Of?" at WebMD📺 My So-Called Life recaps at Again With Again With This🎭 One Act

After being so excited in the October 1991 Teen Life episode that the Ian Svenonius era was over, HERE HE IS AGAIN in What Now, along with stories on Wig Out, Brad Pitt, and Bulgarian wedding music. Your co-hosts are bitterly divided on the films of Mike Leigh, but come back together on Mary's Danish. Did One To Watch live up to his designation? Was Mike's report on his time as an extra in Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare scooped up after getting cut from Dirt? We discuss this and much more in our latest episode! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is October 1991🎧 What Now🎧 Watch It🎧 Listen Up🎧 Feature: I Killed Freddy Krueger🎧 Goodbye For Now NOTES👩🏽‍🦳 Wig Out online👤 In The Shadow Of Love: A Teen AIDS Story on YouTube🍽️ The Famine Within🍭 Life Is Sweet on The Criterion Channel👮🏻‍♂️ "I Fought The Law" by Mary's Danish on YouTube🧾 Tara's review of Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed at GQ

Can you maintain a close relationship with your best friends from high school? What's it like to have a port wine birthmark? How many guys say they've been cheated on? And…what's up with the Israeli-Palestinian peace process? One of these things is obviously not like the others, which is why we leave it to you to discover rather than wading into the quagmire ourselves. But! We also tell you about Mike Clark, the adorable new Sassiest Boy In America; an enjoyably offbeat fiction story; and what we think of abbreviating the word "tampons" to just "'pons." Light some incense -- ASSUMING YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE THAT A BUNCH THIS WEEK -- and join us! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is October 1991🎧 Feature: Best Friends: Can They Last Or What?🎧 Feature: Israeli And Palestinian Kids Tell You Why They Can’t Live In Peace🎧 Feature: Mike: The Sassiest Boy We Could Find🎧 Fiction: Friends & Rivals🎧 Body Talk🎧 What He Said: Have You Ever Been Cheated On?🎧 Help For Him🎧 On The Road: Portland, OR🎧 It Happened To Me: Port Wine Birthmark🎧 Stuff You Wrote🎧 Goodbye For Now NOTES🍔 Jamie's Hamburgers commercial on YouTube🦌 "That One Time Portland Was In 'Sassy' In 1991" in PDX Monthly📖 Sheila Heti on Wikipedia🔮 Liz Wermcrantz on TikTok🥴 The Drunk Dave episode of Extra Extra Hot Great🎬 The One Act Film website

Are you school-phobic? Given that most of our listeners who regularly get near a school are probably students' parents or teachers, we...hope not? But we mentally traveled back in time to take Sassy's September 1991 quiz, "Are You School-Phobic?," to rate ourselves from our high school days. Then it's time to listen to your latest calls: you're listening to Good Hang, taking your kids to swim meets, mixing up VERY similar words for VERY different concepts, and so much more! Get into it! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is September 1991🎧 From The Hotline🎧 Goodbye For Now NOTES📚 A Very Special 90210 Book at McNally Jackson🌙 Tara's review of the Late Show series finale at GQ🎞️ The website for Pam's documentary film One Act

From our current place in world history, we know that Dirt -- the Sassy offshoot targeted at Sassy readers' boyfriends, brothers, and friends from the skate park -- had a brief but interesting run. But in September 1991, Dirt was just a dream that required a preview issue as proof of concept, and it came to Sassy readers along with that month's issue of its parent magazine. Is it obvious that this publication is going anywhere? Find out as we walk you all the way through the whole damn thing, from instructions on how to shower to instructions on how to construct a zip gun! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is September 1991🎧 What Gives?🎧 Junk Drawer🎧 Feature: Hard Knowledge: A Gangster’s Story🎧 Name: Ian MacKaye & Jeff Stanton🎧 Fiction: Rain, Trains, & Pain🎧 Fashion Feature: Low Maintenance🎧 “Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign?”🎧 A View From The Crowd🎧 Grooming🎧 Dirt Ads🎧 Goodball For Now NOTES🎶 Dischord Records📏 "Ian Mackaye on Straight-Edge movement..." on Reddit🏍️ Jeff Stanton Adventures🍎 Sidral Mundet🍔 "Can Working In Fast Food Cause Acne? (With 5 Skin Care Tips)" at Shoes For Crews👟 "Nike Air Mowabb Returns In Historic Fashion, So Why Aren't Sneakerheads Happy?" at Man Of Many😼 Josh Gosfield's website🗽 Gosfield's "Censorship Is Unamerican" painting

The staff of Sassy is probably hoping you already finished your back-to-school shopping, because this month's fashion editorials are not their most inspired. You can wear French-y stripes or bone and beige shades straight out of the Spiegel catalogue, or possibly destroy a skirt to make yourself some fringe. If you're feeling bold, you can sneak into a tattoo studio or piercing pagoda. But maybe your style icon is alleged high school cheerleader Icy Blu, whose début album is advertised in this issue? We've got questions about desert boots, cellulite treatments, "Sammies," and so much more: put down your copy of The Vampire Diaries BOOK and listen! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is September 1991🎧 Fashion Feature: Vous Êtes Vraiment Une Artiste🎧 Fashion Feature: Relax Already🎧 What Next: Cool School Shoes🎧 Making It: Fringy🎧 About Face🎧 Zits And Stuff🎧 We Try It: Smooth, Soft, Very Clean Skin🎧 Sassy Ads🎧 Diary: 12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST🎧 Goodbye For Now NOTES💃 "DIY: How To Make A Fringe Skirt - Cute, Fun & No Sewing Required!" at Fiskars🫟 The Conscious Ink Subscription🥪 "The Retinol Sandwich Method: A Gentler Way To Use Retinoids" at Westlake Dermatology⬜️ Clarins Multi-Mass on Mercari🥶 Icy Blu on Wikipedia🫠 "Icy Blu's Disappearance" at @untoldstoriesweb on TikTok🌄 "Twin Peaks Collectible CardArt By Star Pics - Julee Cruise" on Twin Peaks Blog📺 "'The Rockford Files' Remains One Of Television's Greatest Hangs" at Defector

The pop culture Sassy covers in the September issue includes some venerable names: Prince, Duran Duran, Violent Femmes. But there are some thrilling new ones, too. All the women who work in the music industry that Christina profiles, getting readers hyped about how to get jobs like theirs. Reese Witherspoon, a mere 14 years old in her breakout movie, The Man In The Moon! All the Commitments from The Commitments! And, probably most importantly, a show whose fortunes Sassy will continue to track until it, amazingly, outlives the magazine: Beverly Hills, 90210. Sure, you've seen their pinup pages in Teen Beat and Bop, but you've never seen them like this: in their underwear, just waiting for you to cut them out along with their clothes and put their paper dolls in situations Darren Star never dreamed of. Fact-checking Christina's blurbs is but one of the many orders of business in our latest episode -- listen! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is September 1991🎧 What Now🎧 Watch It🎧 Listen Up🎧 One To Watch🎧 Feature: Beverly Hills, 90210 Indecently Exposed🎧 Feature: How To Have A Job In Music And Be Female🎧 Goodbye For Now NOTES🎓 "Valedictorian Legal Battle Continues" at UPI🐴 "Sinéad O'Connor Tribute - Jessie Buckley & The RTÉ Concert Orchestra | Troy Live - Culture Night"🗽 Violent Femmes' "American Music" video on YouTube👖 Samantha Fox's "(Hurt Me! Hurt Me!) But The Pants Stay On" video on YouTube🎨 Judy Francis on Illustrators Online🕷️ The Torture And The Desert Spiders website📑 Janet Billig Rich on Wikipedia🏆 "Judy Mareiniss - SAMMY's Hall Of Fame Induction" on YouTube🧑‍🎓 Students Engaged

Tara needs to thank the scissor-happy Sassy reader who sold her the podcast's original copy of the September 1991 issue, because if not for the missing pages (full and partial), we would never have had to acquire another copy of the same issue and find out there were TWO VERSIONS of the cover -- one lipsticked and glossy, one nude-lipped and matte! Stand by as Pam uses her angles to try to get the inside story. While you wait, we can tell you about the issue's Teen Life topics. Karen does a shoddy job trying to make us take up for the beleaguered American farmer. Kim tries to make us chill out about the popular kids. Boys are crying and REALLY defensive about it. And much more! Get into it! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is September 1991🎧 Feature: Why You Should Lose Sleep Over Farming🎧 Feature: Popular People Are As Insecure As You (And Other Reasons Fabulosity Is Vastly Overrated)🎧 Body Talk🎧 What He Said: Do You Ever Cry?🎧 Help🎧 Stuff You Wrote🎧 Goodbye For Now🎧 Who Else Was Big Here? NOTES🥔 "Potato Vitamin C: Truth, Loss Rates & Smart Cooking Tips" at Alibaba🧫 "Story Of Discovery: Hepatitis C: From Non-A, Non-B Hepatitis To A Cure" at the National Institute Of Diabetes And Digestive And Kidney Diseases🐞 Coccinellidae on Wikipedia❄️ "Why No Two Snowflakes Look Alike" at Montana Public Radio🍑 Catherine Matzig receiving a check from BUTTCON on Instagram🛩️ Tara's Love Story recaps at Decider

How health-conscious are we, according to Sassy's August 1991 quiz? Quite, as long as you have no follow-up questions! After sharing our results (and complaints) about that, it's on to your calls on subjects including (but not limited to) Nad's, dry brushing, Little House On The Prairie, Hypercolor t-shirts, Gantt charts, Kevin Coogan -- and, of course, Christmas piles, because 'tis always the season. Grab some vegetables or some weed (or both!) and snuggle into your sleeping bag with us. QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is August 1991🎧 Quiz: How Health Conscious Are You🎧 From The Hotline🎧 Goodbye For Now🎧 No One Asked Pam NOTES🚬 "The Science Is Clear: Marijuana Is Safer Than Tobacco" at Daily Montanan🪦 "Cannabis And Tobacco Smoke Are Not Equally Carcinogenic" at Harm Reduction Journal (via the National Institute Of Health National Library Of Medicine)🫓 "Ask The Dietitian: Fat Intake Range For Teens Is Flexible" at MLive🩹 Get Welly☁️ Cloud Dancer⛈️ "'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response" at John Paul Brammer's newsletter🖍️ Gallagher's "Gross Girls Coloring Book"⚖️ Gallagher's "Justice For Rizzo" print

We know this issue landed in mid- to late July, but can it ever be too early to start thinking about your back-to-school wardrobe? Sassy invites you to imagine yourself as a Coco Chanel knockoff, an intimidatingly cool biker chick, or a face and a couple of limbs with monochromatic garments laid on top of you. (It'll make sense when you see it.) You can also learn about eye makeup, hair brushes, kilts, and what kind of time Jane had co-starring in R.E.M.'s "Shiny Happy People" video...but wouldn't you rather talk about all the new ADS that helped make this issue the fattest we've seen in months? We sure would! Get out two to four pairs of jeans and listen to our latest episode! QUICK LINKS🗒 Full episode notes can be found on this episode's page on our website🖼️ Check out this episode's Visual Aids☎️ Call The Hotline! Leave your questions, comments and Sassy stories on the hotline at 720-SASSY-GO or record directly on our site🦋 @ListenToSassy on Bluesky📷 @ListenToSassy on Instagram🧑‍💻 Visit our website ListenToSassy.com🛍️ Shop the LTS Store JOIN THE LTS CLUB AND GET THE GOODIES📖 Full cover-to-cover magazine PDFs💬 Chat with us and your fellow listeners on Discord🐣 Get episodes earlier than the general public🚫 Ad free episodes with chapter markers🤩 Join the Listen To Sassy Club today!💖 Already a club member? Check out the Pinned Patreon Primer Post. TOPICS🎧 It Is August 1991🎧 Fashion Feature: Sassy’s Very Most Perfect Back To School Clothes Are Art, You Know🎧 Fashion Feature: Hit The Road, Jack🎧 Fashion Feature: Coco A-Go-Go🎧 What Next: Pick A Kilt, Any Kilt🎧 Beauty Feature: The Eye Makeup Encyclopedia🎧 About Face🎧 Sassy Ads🎧 Diary: Your List Of Random Facts About The R.E.M. Shiny Happy People Video🎧 Inside Out: C🎧 Goodbye For Now NOTES📸 Susan Schacter's website🦎 Chris Mazza with lizard eyes👅 "Why We Stick Our Tongue Out When We Concentrate" at Psychology Today🏫 Penns Manor Area Junior/Senior High School🍆 Men Only Want Sex And Their Freedom by Nannette LaRee Hernandez at Kobo💦 Creative Screwing: A Woman's Guide to Becoming An Erotic Enchantress Of Superlustful Sex by Hernandez at Amazon🖼️ Hernandez's official author photo on Amazon😤 Hernandez's antifeminist screed at Writers Cafe📸 Hernandez on Instagram💄 Clarion commercial on YouTube😀 R.E.M.'s "Shiny Happy People" video on YouTube👗 Donna wearing the black daisy dress (with matching headband) on Beverly Hills, 90210🎥 Katherine Dieckmann on Wikipedia🔥 Extra Hot Great 602 (on Love Story)✍️ Tara's author page at Decider