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What's up gang, long time no see, did you do something different with your hair? I love it! We're back after a long hiatus (should be the featured tagline of this podcast at this point).  Joining us this week are two regulars, Molly and Tom who provide some excellent insight on this batch of questions. We're covering everything from the noises animals make to who is the Table Man?? Follow us on our socials and please share with your friends. Twitter: @Yawa_podcast Instagram: @Yawa_podcast gmail:[email protected] Question 1: Are people at the DMV made mean through their job, or do they actively select sadists to hire on? Question 2: Do you see a HAM and CHEESE SANDWICH in your future? Question 3: Do you eat Cheetos with a fork? Question 4: If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Question 5: Should I adopt the nickname table man? Question 6: I Learned in science class that sponges excrete waste through their pores. Does that mean that Spongebob can shit without having to undress? Question 7: Why didn't they just refer to lord voldermort as tom riddle to humanise him? Question 8: if you could have two animals switch noises what would they be? Question 9: Does the movie Air Bud paint an unrealistic picture of even the most athletic dogs potential basketball skill? Question 10: What’s your opinion of a for profit granny scooter race league?

What's up internet?  Hope all is well! In order to give me a little time off, we recorded 3 mini-episodes to release over the next few weeks. You may recognize these cohosts from their previous episodes, and we're happy to have them back here at the YAWA Podcats, Joe and Andrew! In this week's episode, we cover everything from the most economic noodle to how we weed out suspicions of our pets being an anti-christ!  Please follow up us on twitter: @YAWA_Podcast Instagram:@yaway_podcast and to submit questions if you're not social media savy: [email protected] 1. Question: Is it unusual/f****d up that I have dreamed about punching dolphins for many many many years, but have never seen the ocean? Source: Reddit  Submitted by Jack 2.  Question: Is there a pasta type that gets the most bang for your buck? Source: Reddit Submitted by Jack 3. Question: I suspect my dog is the anti-christ, what should i do? Source: Yahoo Submitted by: Jack 4. How do I tell my wife that i ate her fancy soaps that she bought for the bathroom? Source: Yahoo Submitted by: Daily Yahoo' 5. What does Pennywise smells like? Source: Yahoo Answers  Submitted by: Daily Yahoo

How are we doing internet?! Happy Holiday from the YAWA team from these last couple of week's festivities. On this week's episode we start out with a lovely audio cameo from a friend of the podcast Patrick Cahill where he breaks down the current climate of musical pornography on the internet. From there me and this week's cohost Brandon (Twitter: _Bogert_) try to answer such questions as in the Hamburglar stealing for selfish or selfless purposes? As well as new ways to describe the act of "taking a shit".  Please follow us on all of of the social media platforms: Twitter:@YAWA_Podcast Insta:@YAWA_Podcast Gmail:[email protected] All great options for submitting questions in order to get a shout-out. Also please make sure to subscribe rate and share the podcast! Question 1: Is monopoly a strategy based game? (Submitted by Jack)(4:46) Question 2: Why is it called “taking a shit” instead of “leaving a shit” (Submitted by Chandler)(16:50) Question 3: [URGENT] THERE IS A SCREAMING SQUIRREL IN MY FIREPLACE HOW DO I GET IT OUT (Submitted by Jack)(26:29) Question 4: Is it normal to go to the bathroom at work just to get some alone time?(Submitted by Jack)(34:30) Question 5: What’s up with Easter Eggs and the Bunny?(Submitted by Jack)(40:09) Question 6: Satan opens up heck, a lighter version of hell. What kind of irritating things happen there?(Submitted by Molly)(49:34) Question 7:  Does the hamburglar steal because of kleptomania or because his burdened by financial crisis and has to take care of a family?(Submitted by Brandon)(56:31) Question 9: Do yall keep the bathroom door closed during a shower even if yall are alone at your place ? (Submitted by Jack)(1:02)Question  10: Memes aside, how powerful is Shrek, really? (Spoilers ahead)(Submitted by Jack)(1:07)

WE FINALLY MADE IT TO EPISODE 10! I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, Jack, why this would even slightly be a big deal? We'll friend, had everything went on track last year with how I wanted to carry out this Podcast we would be coming up on our one year anniversary of the show, so we will celebrate the little wins. I'm joined this week by my partner in crime  Molly (Twitter: @mgaff57) who joins us as our first repeat guest. Seemed fitting as she was the first supporter of the Pod. In this week's episode, we cover everything from pinching a loaf... of bread to the potential million-dollar idea of musical pornography.  Please follow me on Socials, comment, rate, and subscribe wherever you listen to the Pod and as always if you like it, share it with a friend! Twitter:@YAWA_Podcast Insta:@YAWA_Podcast Gmail:[email protected]  Question 1: Do you eat the bread loaf ends, or are you too high class for that? (Submitted by Jack)(3:27) Question 2: What is your favorite hour of the day? (Submitted by Jack)(13:27) Question 3: My mom always got mad at me when I was young for leaving my socks inside out before washing, but is it more important to clean the outside of the sock or the inside which has been touching your sweaty feet all day?( Submitted by Jack)(21:07) Question 4: How much milk is too much milk on cereal? (Submitted by Jack)(27:41) Question 5: Why don’t more people watch Everybody Loves Raymond? (Submitted by Sean) (41:34) Question 6:  What do you think is the most cringiest saying? (Submitted by Jack)(48:00) Question 7: What is something so important that it would be socially acceptable to poop your pants?(Submitted by Jack)(56:17) Question 8: Why do people walk around whilst on a phone call? (Submitted by Jack) (1:03) Question 9: What is a movie that makes you feel conflicted? Why? (Submitted by Jack) (1:11) Question 10: Why aren’t musicals a genre in pornography? (Submitted by Jack) (1:18)

YAWA is having its first 3 some here on episode 9 with guest hosts Sean and Pat (twitter: @PatrickNCahill) I'm out of town this weekend so we recorded this episode over skype for the first time (apologies if the audio isn't up to normal standards), we should be in the studio for episode 10. In this week's mini-episode we cover a variety of topics from our cereal gang allegiance to the not so cute nicknames our parents gave us. Feel free to give us some feedback and send in questions for the chance to get a shout-out on next week's episode. Twitter: @YAWA_Podcast Instagram: @YAWA_Podcast Email: [email protected] Question 1:  My mom says "You are a peach but we are not a pear", did your mom say dumb things you'll remember forever? (Submitted by Pat) (3:18) Question 2: Best movie quote of all time? (Submitted by Sean) (9:10) Question 3: Which state in the US is the most good place to live? And why do you think so? (Submitted by Sean) (18:13)  Question 4: What’s up cereal fiends? Are y’all in the General Mills Militia or are you a Kellogg’s Crusaders? (Submitted by Sean)28:26) Question 5: Can a flock of chickens somehow kill a person out of spite? (Submitted by Jack) (36:20).

Hey friends! We have ourselves another great episode this week with an awesome (and very passionate about space)  co-host, my buddy Joe, AKA Joe Daddy, AKA Jovid-30 (insta: @yolovoulo). In episode 8 we cover everything from the hidden resources on Mars to the deeper meaning behind hit Backstreet Boys songs! Please make sure to like and subscribe if you dig the Podcast, follow us on insta: @yawa_podcast, on twitter at @yawa_podcast, and our email [email protected]  Plus stay tuned until the end to hear some exciting news about our new stickers! Question 1: Best housewarming gift for a 20 year old guy? (submitted by Jack) (8:18) Question 2: Everyone claims there is a secret for solving a Rubiks cube.  Well, what is it? ? (Submitted by Jack) (16:03) Question 3:  What is a meme? (submitted by Jack) (20:25) Question 4:My girlfriend is good at Mario kart, what should I do? (submitted by Jack) (30:23) Question 5: If you invest in Blockbuster, do you become famous or rich? (submitted by Jack) (36:38) Question 6: Were people more sweaty in the 80s? (submitted by Sean) (44:31) Question 7: When the Backstreet Boys say they want it that way, but they never want to hear you say you want it that way, are the two statements referring to the same or different "that ways"? (submitted by Jack) (51:26) Question 8: I drank too much red wine last night, what’s good today for my stomach and to recover? (submitted by Sean) (1:03) Question 9: How much gold does mars have? (Submitted by Bambi) (1:14) Question 10: Is it safe to eat raw toast? (Submitted by Jack) (1:27)

We're not a shit-talking podcast, but on this episode, we certainly talk about shit! Episode 7 features a new first-time host on the YAWA Podcast my buddy Andrew! (No social media). In this episode, we cover everything from the unique ways in which ghosts can haunt us, to where bananas rank in our list of favorite fruits (hint, not high!) and even bathroom etiquette.  Follow us on Twitter: @YAWA_Poddcast, Instagram @YAWA_Podcast and if you wanna email feedback regarding your answers to be featured on the next episode reach out to us at [email protected] Question 1: Who is your favorite person from the 19th century (Submitted by Bambi) (02:18). Question 2: If you pumped helium into your ass and farted would the sound be higher pitched? (Submitted by Jack) (11:57). Question 3: Is it okay to burp in public restrooms? (Submitted by Tom) (18:22). Question 4: At what point would a farting ghost start to be scary? (Submitted by Tom) (25:19) Question 5: When was the last time bananas were your favorite fruit? (Submitted by Jack) (32:12). Question 6: Is it rude to go #2 at a customer's house? (Submitted by Jack) (39:22). Question 7: Is it rude if a person stares at me and I turn it into a staring contest? (Submitted by Jack) (46:26). Question 8: If you die in Canada do you die in real life? (Submitted by Jack) (51:07). Question 9: How was the routine of milking cows for milk discovered?  (Submitted by Jack) (56:37). Question 10: Why are babies so ugly when they’re born? (Submitted by Jack) (1:03).

Welcome back internet philosophers! I'm very happy to announce this weeks episode will be featuring our first guest host from outside the apartment bubble Tom! (@Tom_alteio on twitter). On this episode we cover everything from our favorite chicken menu items to how to recruit for cults in the age of COVID-19! Please feel free to shoot me your feedback or submit questions to be featured on future episodes! Twitter: @YAWA_Podcast Insta: @yawa_podcast Time Stamps: Question 1:  Microwave for 1-2 ½ minutes, which is it? 3:23 (Submitted by Jack) Question 2:If you could take a pill to skip sleep, allowing you to feel fully rested with no side effects, would you do it? What would you do with a full 24 hours ?? 6:30 (Submitted by Jack) Question 3: What's your favorite chicken menu item? 11:17 (Submitted by Jack) Question 4: How would I go about getting the option to join cult to a large number of people.I desire to create a cult but it is difficult to get anyone to join due to the pandemic. 21:30 (Submitted by Sean) Question 5: Make up a conspiracy theory that sounds semi-realistic. 27:38 (Submitted by Sean) Question 6: What has been the MOST weird thing you freind or family has done? 34:26 (Submitted by Jack) Question 7: What is your favorite teen angst album that brings you back to middle/highschool? 44:04 (Submitted by Jack) Question 8: How do you feel about pennies and what do you do with them? 51:54 (submitted by Jack) Question 9: Is it just me or did we all just gain consciousness at the age of 5? 58:15 (submitted by Jack)  Question 10: What is something you would give 4 out of 5 stars? (I think Kelloggs Corn Flakes for example)? 1:03 (submitted by Jack)

What's up, everybody! After months in hiatus, I'm happy to say YAWA is back. Unfortunately, we're still doing solo episodes until things are a bit safer. In this week's 5 question episode we cover everything from ranking how useless certain letters are, to the accumulation of belly button lint. We're hoping to be more consistent with getting episodes so please stay tuned! Thank you for the continued support and please make sure to follow us on Spotify and review us on iTunes!  @YAWA_Podcast on twitter.