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This episode is basically like Puppetry of the Penis, only without the puppePENIS I MEANT PENIS. There was one, but we whipped it out. It's about puppets. That's literally all. Next week, though, we might discuss Nookie Bear, which, you know. Is BEYOND problematic.

It's time for our QE2 2, continuing our SEVENTY-EPISODE LONG CELEBRATION (note to self: must inform Davey about this) of HRFH LE QUEEM'S anniversary of sitting down etc.  If YOU TOO ARE A PATRIOT, there's a bonus jubilee episode available to our supporters at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs - go and have a look, or you are a traitor to your country, and hanging is too good for you etc. xxx

Prolonging the unending celebration of HRFH LE QUEEM, featuring some of the most meretricious odes ever composed in tribute to, and this joke only works if you've heard the podcast, and you probably haven't, the second-longest monarch in history. So maybe go and have a listen, and then I won't look as bad as I appreciate I do right now. Then again, I got up at half five to edit this little bugger, so I may be rambling. xx

In which we examine more closely Robert's extraordinary organ. Oh, Robert. Thank you for the precious gift of your bleepy business. 

We love to Moogy We love to Moogy Jitterboog Moogy Etc I'd love to type out a nice elaborate thing about synths, but I was very suddenly asked by Jon Holmes to compose a parody of the BBC News Jingle done in French. So that's all gone right out of the window. Still. I hope you enjoy it. Are yiou enjoying these? I do hope so. Consider signing up for the bonus podcasts - it's like 50% more podcast - over at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs xxx

More of the best and worst of Eurovision, much, if not all of which was suggested by listener Neil. Thanks, Neil!  Here's my own playlist of tunes I like from Eurovision. I say like. That might be strong. 'Time', by Izabo is fascinatingly bad. But Verka Seduchka is, and will always be, utterly glorious.  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/43tlnt9JHaue3A0E3varQO?si=92adff2c846a4f9b Here's to a good one on Saturday! Don't forget, there's more Eurovision jollity in our bonus full-length podcast, available to supporters at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs xxx

Jake and Dave unearth some rare gems from the world of Eurovision, and begin the battle to decide: Which act is the Worst of the Worst?  (Side note: Dave's Kettle of Fish are performing in Bristol in June, if you fancied googling all of that for tickets) Don't forget, there'll be bonus Eurovision stuff in the bonus podcast for supporters on Ko-Fi: www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs xx

Oh we're off to Sunny, Sunny Spain. Which is great as I have been rather poorly in a splatty way and may just leave my keys on the kitchen counter, walk out of the house and never return.  (I'm fine. But might go back to bed and make dying noises now) xxx

Continuing our self-plunder, as we bring you some select bits from our bonus podcasts. If you're interested in supporting the project and getting the FULL BONUS, head on over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs ...there's lots of fun business with me and my cusband, including our TOO HOT TO HANDLE ONLYFANS PAGE* and, er, some badges. *This does not exist, but we're wide open to offers. I feel like we'd make more money to keep our clothes on. 

Look, got som pretty awful news for you. Um, don't know if you heard but Jesus died. It's awful. Apparently he was a really nice guy. And so young. I don't know much about it, but I bet it was that bloody motorbike of his. Anyway. Fingers crossed for some GOOD NEWS sometime SOON. In the MEANTIME. Here's a teasey sort of podcast - there are some brand new bits, but we're giving you a little sneaky peek at some of the sorts of things we get up to in the bonus podcasts - there are at least two a month, they're full-length, and they're really good. If you want to sign up and get full access, you can mosey on over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs and chuck us a fiver for all the good times. It's hard to believe that something so unbelievably cheap-sounding does cost money to run, but we have to pay myriad hosting fees and stuff, so your support directly keeps us going. SPECIAL THANKS to all our existing supporters - your next bonus will be dropping at some point this weekend. Maybe on the third day. Feels about right.  (Sorry Jesus, and positively not a shred of offence intended to anyone. Jesus really WAS a good guy. Arguably the BEST. Fingers crossed) xxx

Continuing the Saga, looking at the entire industry of spin-offs from the Star Wars franchise. PLUS some amazing Barnacle Bills for you.  Sorry, I just got distracted. I've got the news on and they just used the phrase 'Ship-based science' and I completely misheard the 'ship-based' part and now I can't remember what I was going to say.  Anyway, hi. How's it going?  x

A little while ago... In a galaxy quite a ways off...  In which we take a deep dive into the parallel universes of Star Wars '''''''''inspired'''''''' esoterica. Plus some speculation on the appearance of a bald wookie. Google it, or have a look on the @audio_freqs instagram account. Davey will probably post a picture there, and then you'll be sorry.  Don't forget, there's a bonus episode every fortnight if you fancy it - head over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs - or head over to eMule and download the lot for free. One of the perks of being a boutique podcast hem-hem is no-one is interested in pirating it.  Have a lully weekend! xxx