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61 episodes
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Date created
2024/11/04
Latest episode
2026/09/10
Average duration
38 min.
Release period
23 days
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Lifelong best mates Sammy, Kristo & Tom sit down each week to get serious. Seriously goofy (haha just a joke [there will be more of those]). Joined by their horn honking listeners, they’re ready to receive your correspondence and have some regulation ‘fun’. Have a great time guys. The end.
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Edinburgh Chronicles 4: Signing Off From The Hostel Attic
2026/09/10
After a exhausting but fun run at Edinburgh Fringe, the guys record one more podcast from the land of haggis and kilts.
Have a great time guys.
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Edinburgh Chronicles 3: We're 3/5 Star Guys
2026/08/26
The guys are getting close to the end of their Edinburgh Fringe run but the energy is still (relatively) high. They discuss getting reviews, Sammy's Club Penguin heist, and play a few games including Internet Pulse Check, all in front of a very small live audience.
Have a great time guys.
Buy tickets to our Edinburgh live show here: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/mates-rates-the-golden-age-begins
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Edinburgh Chronicles 2: Tuckered Out Already?!
2026/08/18
A week in to the boys' Edinburgh run and the demands of show business are taking it's toll. Between sips of Lucozade they chat about flyering, and the surprising highs and lows of the random Fringe shows they made each other see.
Have a great time guys.
Buy tickets to our Edinburgh live show here: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/mates-rates-the-golden-age-begins
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Edinburgh Chronicles 1: Return Of The Kings
2026/08/06
The boys are back in 'Burgh! They talk about trying jellied eel, their side-quest in China, and send each other off to see some niche Fringe live shows.
Have a great time guys.
Buy tickets to our Edinburgh live show here: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/mates-rates-the-golden-age-begins
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The Edinburgh Special Prologue (Pirate Edition)
2026/07/30
The Mates Rates Podcast is back! At least for now. Before jetting off to Edinburgh for their run of Fringe shows (buy tickets here!) the boys got together to record to raise the podcast sails and record a pirate version of the show. FYI this is required listening.
Have a great time guys.
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A Mates Rates Announcement
2026/03/19
Hey Mates Rates fans. We're dropping into your feeds with a (relatively) quick announcement...
We hope you're still having a great time guys.
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The 2025 Gooch Week Spectacular
2025/12/25
It's here - the second annual Mates Rates Gooch Week Spectacular! This time we've hit the mostly sunny shores of Manly to record a very loose episode including our Gooch Week bingo, Tom's dad jokes and we relax and release some old segments from this year.
Thanks for listening in 2025!
Have a Great Time Guys!
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We Found The Most Expensive Beer In Sydney
2025/12/17
The emerald city of Sydney is proudly home to so many unique features that make it world famous, none more so than the exorbitant price of beer. Until today, no one has been brave enough to truly investigate just how expensive a pint of beer could be in Sydney. As always, Mates Rates are breaking new ground and going where no podcasters have gone before, as we crack open the beer files and find out once and for all, where the most expensive pint in Sydney can be found.
Have a Great Time Guys!
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How To Dodge An Acquaintance And Opening The Beer Files
2025/12/10
Welcome to the first Annual Matey Awards! An award ceremony for Mates Rates, by Mates Rates, with awards only going to Mates Rates. Who will be the big winners?? Plus, we play a round of 'I'm An Acquaintance Get Me Out Of Here' and open up the Beer Files.
Have a Great Time Guys!
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Tom Got Kicked Out Of The TikTok Awards (The Hungover Episode)
2025/12/03
Last week the boys went to the TikTok Awards, and then decided it was a good idea to record a podcast the next day. Even though we recorded at 2pm, Sammy barely made it in alive. Plus, we reveal exactly HOW and WHY Tom was kicked out.
Plus, Step Granny is back to have a stern word with the boys about unplanned episodes.
Have a Great Time Guys!
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How Much Contraband Can We Sneak Into The TikTok Awards?
2025/11/26
While step-granny is away, the boys will play. Kick your feet up, take a load off and enjoy this free flowing unstructured podcast helped along by the return of a certain producer. The boys are gearing up for Australia’s night of nights, but are worried that there will be a scant amount of alcohol available. Enter the trenchcoats. Plus we hear an exclusive new track by one of Britains hottest rappers!
Have a Great Time Guys!
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Zambrero vs Guzman vs Mad Mex & Mark Bronson returns
2025/11/19
We compared the burritos from Guzman Gomez, Mad Max and Zambrero to find out which is the ultimate Australian fast food Mexican. also Mark Bronson the famous interviewer makes his comeback with another searing interview of Robert Stellenbosch and Lachie Mann from blokesHurst College.
Have a Great Time Guys!
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'The World According To Me' With Mark Bronson
2025/11/12
This week, we've been very busy making funny videos and had almost no time to plan the podcast, so we've had to licence an interview from another show, the classic 'The World According To Me With Mark Bronson'. In this episode he speaks to Britpop legends Smudge about rock'n'roll, their many controversies, and their coreys.
Plus, we play another round of the Three Word Game, and discuss Canberra's very many special features.
Don't forget to enter our next One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates or dm us a voice note and tell us the weirdest birthday you've ever had.
Have a Great Time Guys!
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Tom's Nefarious New York Trip Revealed
2025/11/05
So Tom decided to come back to Australia and rejoin his friends, but not without a big, throbbing package for us.
Plus, Kristo turns 26 and gets some heartfelt girts, and we play a round of 'Chit Chat Champions' ...sorry we mean 'People Who Are Very Good At Talking'.
Don't forget to enter our next One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates or dm us a voice note and tell us the weirdest birthday you've ever had.
Have a Great Time Guys!
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While Tom's Away, The Cats Will Play
2025/10/29
Tom is in The Big Apple, and Sammy and Kristo have taken over the studio to enjoy a Tom-free episode, including a game full to the brim of topics he would absolutely hate.
They also discuss a weird encounter at an event they recently went to, and listen to some entries to our latest Brookvale Union One Word Weird competition and they are wild.
Don't forget to enter our next One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates or dm us a voice note and tell us the weirdest birthday you've ever had.
Have a Great Time Guys!
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Nicalandra 2025/04/10
Love these guys
You’re gonna wanna go ahead and listen. Please keep roasting us, boys, love from America.
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