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RFK’s Jr.’s bizarre roadkill infatuation levelled up as the HHS Czar scored a racoon’s John Thomas. Trump’s masterplan to win the current war involves a 20 billion dollar payment to Iran for nuclear dust. Shitler threatened a takeover of Cuba. Loser Victor Orban used taxed dollars to pay CPAC for their Hungarian tour. Sec Def went full cringe when he quoted Samuel Jackson’s character from Pulp Fiction. The illegal, lawless construction of the White House ballroom continued despite a ruling from a judge. MAHA mouth-breathers slammed Trump’s CDC pick because they aren’t anti-vaxx. Trumpkin Caitlyn Jenner requested special treatment regarding his anti-trans passport policy.

Trump posted an AI image of himself as Jesus healing the sick. Former FoxBot Megyn Kelly dragged Shitler over the bizarre Jesus/doctor Trump post. Furniture fetishist JD Vance couldn’t keep tyrant Orban from losing his election. An adult judge tossed man-baby’s stupid lawsuit against the WSJ. Creepo Eric Swalwell slinks away from Congress after rape allegations. President Diaper Rash was full of crap when he said we rescued the pilot who crashed in Iran with electric heartbeat detection tech.  The Democrats may take the Senate. Injection drugs for weight loss are wrecking homes.

Why TF did Melania make that strange statement about Epstein? With his wee hands, Man-baby clapped back at critics particularly former FOXBOT Megan Kelly and demon attack victim Tucker Carlson. The one-man Cardi B cover band Ben Shapiro gave Alex Jones a tongue lashing for going after strokey-POTUS.  Kamala Harris may dust off the “joyful warrior” act for another presidential run. Third Way, AKA “DINOs” want Dems to drop small donors and gobble corporate fun parts. A snake took another life in America. Killer Bees unleashed shock and awe upon many humans sending many to hospital.

The GOP and mad king Trump are succeeding at destroying the US. President Pampers blathered a war crime on “Truth” threatening the destruction of Iran’s civilization. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz during the doubled-sided ceasefire. Adults in Cali blocked a baseless voter fraud investigation. A MAGAT influencer wanted Lindsey to be thrown from a building in Iran. The Dems scored another win with the Wisconsin’s Supremes. Man-baby and GOP are set to crap their diapers in the midterms. The worst FLOTUS ever brought the Epstein files back. DJT had to hold onto his Nazi wife so he wouldn’t tumble down the stairs. Fascist Vance said he didn’t know anything about the Pentagon threats against the Vatican. Allegedly, there are generals refusing crazy orders from rapist-in-chief.

Some MAGA humans are starting to talk about the 25th Amendment. In obvious news, experts accuse Trump of prosecuting his illegal war with Iran like a madman. Mama Nazi of space-laser-fame blathered man-baby needs to get on his knees and ask sky-god for forgiveness. Flanked by the Easter Bunny and crappy FLOTUS, the Rapist-In-Chief hosted the White House egg roll and during open remarks mused about obliterating Iran. Diddler, trafficker and former lawmaker, Matt Gaetz suggested during an interview, space alien/ human breeding programs were in effect. A former FoxBot running for the governorship of Cali was endorsed by Diaper Don. The felon on Pennsylvania Ave could have dementia according to a medical analyst. Blowhard Sandy Hook truther Alex Jones caterwauled about the former Apprentice host’s foreign policies. NASA did a drive-by of the dark side of the moon and saw cool things.

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Grindr servers survived this year’s low attendance CPAC. SCOTUS will entertain a MAGAT challenge to birthright citizenship. Nobody likes Trump according to polls. Shitler’s Nazi religious liberty commission, which only caters to “Christians,” is getting sued by good people. Spain said nope to US warplanes bound for Iran using their airspace. Trump-sucking Senator Lindsey Graham was photographed at Disney World fiddling with a Queen-scepter. President Diaper’s bff Hungarian thug Orban might lose in the next election. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell was brilliantly served during an interview at CPAC. BTW, of the few humans attending CPAC, many are sleeping in their chairs during events.  The rapist in chief is filling his Pampers over Eric Swalwell’s gubernatorial campaign.