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This week, Paddy is doing SNL and didn't have time to help. Instead, we are releasing a Patreon episode. Jack has a problem, he wants to be an earnest DJ. Can Paddy help? Chapters 00:00 As always, Adam Flood? 01:02 Beatboxer? I barely know her 05:16 How do you sleep at night? 08:59 Sunday Night Live 13:00 It’s giving Chernobyl 15:35 Desert Island Disks 18:29 Wearing a mask 22:11 Think of the children 24:18 It was all a dream 29:07 Jk, jk Rowling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paddy Will Help - Episode 14 with Finlay Christie  This week Paddy fixes the economy by finally printing Mo Money. Joined, as always, by Finlay Christie and Passenger Princess, Ed Night, they help with all thing Financial. Co-worker paid more than you? Husband ranking up fines? Dad spending your inheritance on sex toys? Paddy, Finlay and Ed solve all these problems and more.    The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Gashless society 04:56 - Matin Luther Coward  09:10  - Data Farmville  14:16 - r/British problems  16:51 - Porking fines  20:15 - Road Tax the baby  24:18 - Downgrade your husband    27:44 - Quality and Quantity  32:31 - Kelp me  37:14 - Just grow up rich Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paddy Will Help - Ep.13 Ed Night Food, glory holes food, or however the song goes. Yes this week Paddy is helping with all thing Ed-able. Coworker stinking up the microwave? Neighbours throwing food at you? Gout? Paddy and Ed solve all these problems and more, while Adam Flood watches them from the muckbang chair. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters 00:00 - As always, Ed Night  04:28 – Intolerant to intolerance  09:10 -The lives of Udders  12:08 - Food fights  18:21 - Breast is best  25:17 - Bubble Pee 33:00 - Mukbang on Taxpayers money  35:12 - Gout of Order 41:10 - Convert  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Paddy helps you go on dates with guest Helen Bauer. Struggling to find love in the digital age? Looser, just get an AI partner; or tune into this week’s episode of Paddy Will Help. Have all your dating problems put to rest by Scarborough's answer to Casanova   The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters:  00:00 – As always, Helen Bauer  05:46 – Kind and dull  10:49 – 50/50 Feminist 14:20 – Games workshop  17:41 – Passing the Bechdel test 20:09 – Lurking in Lucy and Yak  22:19 – Self sabotage  24:59 – Lion Kinging   29:13 – Cuffing season  35:38 – Wombmates  40:38 – Conjoined Cockblocking  46:16 – Crushing crush  49:46 – Imagiw*anky  53:33 – Don’t live in hope   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Life’s about the journey, and Emma Sidi hasn’t stopped believing. Buckle in because this week this week Paddy and Emma help with all things transport The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help Chapters 00:00 Are we there yet?  04:29 Subconsciously Running late 07:50 You need God  16:47 TfML  20:48 I’m going to loose my job  24:36 Sabotage and Manipulate  27:41 North Vs South  31:02 Letting family down  40:25 Assert Yourself  43:23 Pimp My Ride  46:03 Robot Wars  52:40 Where am I going?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Jack Shep 02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum   06:00 – The Body keeps the score  14:50 – David and Goliath   19:51 – Kids in da Club   23:13 – The noblest profession   24:58 – Running warm   28:15 – Advocate for your climate   36:32 – Don’t drive while tired  40:01 – Feeling sleepy and safe   48:22 – You are the wokest link Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange. As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paddy Will Help - Ep.8 Nothing to be scared of, or is there…? This week Paddy and Janine Harouni help our long-suffering callers overcome their fears of beans, birds and passing of time, while Paddy confronts his fear of being loved. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters: 00:00 Boo! 03:50 Feeding Mr Potty Poop 07:00 Beans and Guns 11:50 Dad’s theories 15:30 Fake Plastic Beans 17:57 Fishnets? 23:31 Scaregull 27:04 Cucked by a Falcon 29:14 Futurophobia 36:16 Conspiracy Theorists 40:40 Fear of Love Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paddy Will Help - Gifts - Ep.7 This week, we’re talking about gifts. Presents you give without expecting anything in return. Join Paddy and Horatio as they discover the real gift was the friends made along the way… and a 10 inch dildo. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Love languages  04:28 - The gift of Adam Flood  06:00 - Surprising your wife  09:40 - Quailty Family Prime  12:23 - Take notes 16:17 - Don’t do drugs, save the high street  19:41 - Resting Mum face  25:00 - Does it help if I do the accent?  29:20 - Paddy’s Past  34:00 - Häagen-Dazs Vanilla  39:50 - The biggest sex organ: The Brain   42:27 - Gifts for Daddy  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paddy Will Help - Useless Friends - Ep6 Paddy's most use**** friend - Ed Night - joins Paddy on the couch to sign a rapper against all advice. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We've learnt to live with foreigners but can't we live with ourselves? Bebe Cave joins Paddy and with their collective understanding of living with each other - to help the less fortunate in their own living situations... The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures. We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems. From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When in doubt, cybertruck. Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ... along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠ and share your problems - ⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters; 00:00 - Finlay Christie 06:05 - I started comedy at 7 06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend 11:24 - Turn it on them... 12:39 - A stronger centipede 14:30 - AI jealousy 15:40 - a Wam holiday 17:39 - Todd 21:24 - What not to do 25:20 - wow, 5'11 27:01 - Kate 32:20 - baby-father mogged 35:08 - Can you fly a plane? 39:42 - Boy or Dox? 40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant 41:54 - Adam finds a friend 47:04 - Adam looses a friend 40:11 - The Friendship Ends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS! The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp and share your problems - form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 Haircuts 01:39 Katana disaster 09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig 12:14 Pink wedding 17:12 Child labour 25:23 Bald issues 28:42 saved by the wig 33:46 how much Irish is too much? 40:30 middle class cut 46:54 ...what time is it? 47:45 Adam gets his wig cut 52:57 a final word with Paddy Young Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices