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Zammit is really sick so we could not record this week. Don't worry though, instead of missing a week we instead present you Plumbing the Death Star Live in London on September 11, 2026. It's the last show of the tour so therefore should be our best yet because we're so good at it after doing 9 shows in 8 cities over the span of 10 days. Please enjoy.

Zammit is sick and dying so the boys have invited Adam round to figure out the implications of the phrase "you are what you eat" as suggested by CJSTRAW in the discord. Jackson inevitably turns to cannibalism, Duscher wants to know your fandom's 9/11, and Adam is just happy to be there. So grab a spoon, eat your friends and maybe turn into a pickle. Funniest shit i ever saw. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another good one suggested by Belt from the Sanspants+ Discord! Sure we've all heard of Planet Hulk, but what if we had other planets with a homogenised super-power? The Boys put on the wishing hat, and with noses bleeding decide to alter humanity and fishmanity in ways that would potentially lead to our ultimate extinction. We attempt to have good experience to give to our memory fishes to cheer them up after all the horrible thoughts we made them have and if fire meat so good why not fire wash arse better than river wash arse? We no trust fire. Fire hot. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Your boys are joined by the best they've ever had to try and figure out how we can turn a profit after being cursed with the power to talk to animals. Jackson thinks he's qualified to be a pet therapist specialising in pandas. Zammit just wants to gamble at the tracks before Chloe takes that idea and runs with it an unexpected but simple conclusion and JD wants to use snakes to steal things. So listen in as we creatively kill a cow, cause a farmer to question his life choices and have to ruin an old man's day by giving him some outdated but very sad news.  The most important thing you can do to support Chloe is follow her on instagram at @chloeappleby__ on instagram and if you're heading to PAX AUS, make sure you go to her many panels! Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 8. It's the last episode of the lock in and the last episode of My Super Ex-Girlfriend Month! While I promise we do maybe answer the question, as it's just a simple problem we can figure out, the majority is mostly spent on bullying Jacksom's food choices after he got icecream. Today's episode really is a masterclass in how to work really hard at the not listening factory. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We're deeply concerned by the crab based searches we've done this episode.

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 7. It's My Super Ex-Girlfriend Month at Plumbing the Death Star and we have more questions that need answers based on such a beautiful and beloved film! The boys realise that maybe they're the problem as they start dating the superhero community. JD picks Green Lantern whomst could wreck in lives we cannot comprehend, Zammit chooses Aquaman mostly because he'd feel embarrassed by him and Jackson makes the stakes too high after getting on the apps and replying to a God4M. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 6. Are you ready for a beautiful trilogy of episodes based on the 2008 classic My Super Ex-Girlfriend? The movie that hates women? Yes? Perfect. Because it's My Super Ex-Girlfriend Month at Plumbing the Death Star! It's all a bit of fun where everyone is at the top of their game after recording all day and it being so late. There's a lot of discussion around the truly terrifying prospect of having sex with a super-powered individual. Jackson wants to level the playing field by trying to get superpowers, Zammit keeps insisting to be held like a bowling ball and JD really needs to thread the needle during the break-up. Anyways, subscribe to Yung Boy Internet, he's going pro and has heaps of clams to eat. He'd appreciate it. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 5. It's really hard to avoid breaking the first two rules of fight club when you want to tell your friends about a cool new club you joined. Especially when you're a young boy 40 and have to answer to your loved ones why you keep showing up with your face looking like passata. We pivot from trying to figure how many lies we can tell before it becomes too suspicious to figuring out fighting strategies to avoid said suspicions. From joining a boxing club that we're bad at, to having a car as a personal trainer, to only getting punched in the top of the head we've figured out how to avoid telling people we're in a fight club without giving away that we're in a fight club. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 4. Gustavo TCB asked this on the discord and we were just baffled enough to see where this would go. Jackson insists that his up-and-down-machine is NOT an elevator even though he keeps describing an elevator, Zammit want to make the world clean again by inventing Washing Machine 2 and JD just want to choose how good he'll be at learning that day. Listen in as the boys ask when up stops being up, what happens when they put all their machines to MAX and why you should never give us the option to not engage. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Today's episode sponsored by Omaha Steaks! Go to OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code BEEF at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jacksom is very good at remembering movies.

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 3. After somehow acquiring 20 years of scientific research about cloning, genetics and dinosaur genomes, the boys once again make mad science birds, amongst other things. When someone asks if what we've created is alive we answer 'who's asking?' So leave your ethics at the door, we're making billions here! You want to eat a triceratops? Hunt a dumb manosaur? Have an Einstein baby to replace your dead kid that we said we'd clone but just cloned an Einstein baby instead? We can make that happen. We're clever and smart and cannot wait to use all this research to get fat stacks (of cash). Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Today's episode sponsored by Omaha Steaks! Go to OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code BEEF at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 2. Zammit saw Her in the year of our lord 2026 and got a bee in his bonnet that no one except Mr Her's ex-wife was disgusted or outraged that Mr Her was in a relationship with his copy of Windows 95 or whatever. Don't fall in love with a computer, don't have sex with a computer and maybe don't outsource your emotional load to a computer. Avoid artificial wife dot com at all costs and for the love of all that is holy, don't start an illicit affair with my AI assistant. It's weird, strange and I don't need Blubbles distracted by whatever you've got going on you disgusting clanker. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Today's episode sponsored by Omaha Steaks! Go to OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code BEEF at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy