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Send us a text Life comes at you fast, then fucks you hard and slow. Yes. It's definitely a mouth full, but it's an accurate mouthful... I'm glad to be back. I missed talking shit to you all! I struggle with consistency, but I'm here for the time being. This episode partially explains some of my absence with a little bit of humour, and slight kink. TRIGGER WARNING THINGS WILL GET DARK! What I say can possibly trigger anyone with mental health issues in a very negative way. DO NOT PLAY YOURSELVES!

Send us a text I've never met a big booty baddie I didn't like... 

Send us a text The best 3 minutes of your lives!

Send us a text Hey guys!!! In this episode I think I discover my toxic trait. Maybe.

Send us a text Part of being an adult is learning how to stop playing yourself. I'm still working on that. I'll get it one day.

Send us a text I am outraged at the level of disrespect people for cooking! The amount of reels and vids I've seen of HORRIBLE cooking is absolutely bonkers.  I wasn't sure if I should publish this episode because it abruptly cuts off at the end. But it's so funny though. Well, at least I think it is. Let me know what you think.

Send us a text I think the title speaks for itself. Fuck everyone involved, especially the enablers!

Send us a text If you've watched The Boyz this episode is for you! You and I all know how we feel about it. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if we've all come to the same conclusion as well. This will be fun.🙃😈

Send us a text Ok so my crush on Central Cee is finally over. He's got a girl and a kid. That kinda ruins the fantasy for me - it was fun while it lasted though. That by no means gives you young bucks out there permission to holla. I like my freedom. And you can take that however you want...

Send us a text Hey y'all!!! It's been forever and a day. Did u miss me? I missed u! I'm back and I'm better!!!... Kind of.  OK so men - I just want to talk. I don't want any smoke. I'm simply speaking from my observations. NOT ALL OF U, but some of u are on some fuck shit, and I'm going to address it. If you're one of those "He-man woman haters" who gets offended easily by a woman saying something u don't like don't listen. Hell, if that's who u are I don't even know why the fuck u would listen to me in the first place.

Send us a text I know it's not a crime to have a crush on someone younger than you, but anything under 30 feels a bit too young you get me? What do you think?

Send us a text Hey y'all! Just me keeping it all the way funky this Christmas. Love you all! Special thanks to every last one of my listeners. U guys are the best!

Send us a text Who else besides me watches True Crime shows? Why does every guilty party look like they did whatever the fuck someone said they did? I'm not talking about mug shots either. I'm talking about the man, or woman, at the Christmas party that everyone said was, "just the sweetest person ever!"

Send us a text Some crackhead piece of shit broke into my f****n car! Ugh!!! Listen to this b******t now...

Send us a text F**k all of you sexy mother F*****s!!! Kidding! I'm kidding... Or am I?